Game ended. Red Sox won!
MLB
BOS:8
TOR:2
F
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Game ended. Yankees lost.
MLB
NYY:4
CLE:5
F
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Game ended. Mets won!
MLB
FLA:2
NYM:3
F
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Game ended. Mets lost.
MLB
FLA:7
NYM:3
F
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Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
BOS:3
TOR:5
F
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I Hate Domes With Astroturf

The Red Sox are 2-3 in Domed Stadiums With Astroturf(Of Course, losing 2/3 to The Mets in Fenway Park didn't help at all, with Papi hitting below the Mendoza Line):

Wakefield & The Knuckler-Not Effective, as he was engaged in giving up 6 runs at Rogers Centre in Toronto, which had the top down. Game was lost 6-3;

BLOWS!

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Red Sox down by 1/2 To The Wind Tunnel Yankees.

In A Mets Themed Pub In Woodside

It's funny sitting in a NY Mets-Themed Pub, but I found one on 61st Street, between Roosevelt and Woodside, Queens. It's also an Irish Pub, w/o the grub, so to speak. As to why I came to this place, I needed to do things for once, from an entirely NYC perspective:

Granted, one Sr Omir Santos, NY Mets Catcher, had homered on Saturday evening, after Red Sox Closer, Jon Papelbon, gave up a pitch, which landed on top of the Green Monster. My wisecrack on that evening, was ''Let's see Santos hit one in Citi Field''. Well, Santos hit one down the left field line, for a solo shot, tying the Mets & Florida Marlins at 1-1. He has excelled unto the point, that 2nd String Catcher, Ramon Castro, was traded to the Chicago White Sox, for a RHP named Lance Broadway, a deal consumated by Mets GM, The Illustrious Sr Omar Minaya, referred to by ''The Omnipotent Q'', as a ''Big, fat idiot and a clueless Putz''(I don't mean JJ, either);

Sr Omir Santos drove in the tying and winning runs. It was in the 11th Inning, when Santos drove Gary Sheffield home on a single;

To those of you in the Boston Area, who, when Fenway Park was sold out, only to seek refuge at Shea Stadium, in the Corona Section of Queens, well, that 58K Stadium is as ''Gone-Goodbye'' as a Mike Piazza Homer. Unless you can buy your tickets online, don't even think of walking up to a ticket line, to get tickets at Citi Field. I went to Citi Field, and found that fact of life to be true. Citi Field's Capacity is 41,800. Someone in '07, wasn't kidding, when the name of ''Stub Hub Field'', became the nickname for Citi Field. On a Friday Evening, as the Mets were to face the FL. Marlins, Citi Field was sold out. This was never the case at Shea Stadium, especially with the Marlins in town, unless it was the final 3 games in the History of Shea Stadium;

The time of the mutipurpose stadium in Major League Baseball, is nearly over. Thankfully, games are returning to places, with ''Field'' & ''Park'', in their names;

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Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
BOS:3
TOR:6
F
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BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2: Prince Harry has landed safely at JFK Airport as he makes his first official visit to the USA. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

Put it in the books! Red Sox 3-1 over the Twins. Pap saved it. Red Sox are alone in 1st Place in the AL East. THE PEZ REPORT VIA SMS

The ''Qi'' of the Red Sox, was upset, somewhat, during the Mets Series at Fenway Park. At times, the crowd sounded if it was Citi Field in Queens. It was a festive bunch of fans. Josh Beckett pitched a gem. The ''Qi'' was ruined by a 2 run homer on the top of the Green Monster by Mets 3rd String Catcher, Omir ''Who'' Santos, c/o an errant down Brookline Fastball from the usually-flawless Jonathan Papelbon. There's a game, right now in that cloth-domed hulk in Downtown Minneapolis. Here's hoping that The Twins don't have an Omir Santos Clone. THE PEZ REPORT-VIA SMS

MMDCCC_Winging Towards MMM(2800)

Red Sox "Qi" Changing-Papi Below The Mendoza Line-Paps causing Upset Stomachs-Acupuncture-Reiki-FOX-ESPN-"NO"-SNY-Matsuzaka not "Pitching"-Tampa Bay Has "Deviled" Rays-Blue Jays S--t The Bed-$200M Team hits Pop Fly Homers-"A-Roid" is a JERK-It's all been here in this blog:

Some Guy named Omir, ruined my Saturday Night;

Some Guy named Omar, changed the name of his team to Los Mets De Nueva Yorque;

Jeffy has caught hell here;

Catholicism Gets A Nod, Here;

It's all written here & goes on and on;

It's "The Pez Report"

Red Sox "Qi"-Out Of Balance(MMDCCXCIX)

It started in Fenway Park, this Weekend, with Daisuke Matsuzaka, "Pitching" rather-wildly, just off the DL, as One Gary Sheffield put one up in the Fisk Corner, with both Kevin Youkilis and David Ortiz, being K Victims, 3X each, vs Johan Santana, who had 8 Strikeouts. On Saturday, "Video Review", showed Mets 3rd String Catcher, Omir Santos, homering above the Green Monster, and Jonathan Papelbon losing his cool:

Papi is batting below the "Mendoza Line", at .194. He's now hitting 6th In The Lineup in Minnesota, vs the Twins, in that soon to disappear Cloth Dome;

Daisuke Matsuzaka still has trouble pitching;

Red Sox Bats have gone silent;

Toronto has begun "S----ing The Bed", as they've lost 9 Straight Games, all on the road;

"Qi" is Chinese for Balance-Yes, I do love getting poked by Acupuncturists;

They Who Hit Wind Blown Balls In The Bronx, are tied with Us for 1st;

Send The Red Sox to The Nearest Acupuncturists to restore their "Qi", PRONTO;

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Replay-Ville

Citi Field must be the quirkiest MLB Park in existence. For two evenings, Video Review has been used by MLB Umpires to determine whether or not home runs were hit:

On Monday Evening, Gary Sheffield clocked a line drive above the left center field line, above the 16 Foot Wall. There is a fence, recessed by about 1 foot. Upon video review, it showed that the ball was above the line and over that wall;

This evening, the Pepsi Porch, with a nod to both Tiger Stadium and the Polo Grounds, was the location of another video review. Mets 1st Baseman Dan Murphy, hit a ball into the area by Modell's Corner, above it. The ball stuck something and dropped straight down, where it was fielded by Adam Dunn;

As Warner Wolf would say, "Let's Go To The Videotape", it was time for another "Video Review". Umpires have views of two television feeds, in this case, both M A S N and S N Y, both fed to the Video Review Room on Park Avenue in Midtown Manhattan;

In the Murphy Homer, the ball came up to the Subway Sign on the Pepsi Porch & dropped suddenly, as if it clipped something, ever so-slightly. Then the emerging Umpires gave the Homer Sign;

With the high walls, fencing, asymmetric distances and a section hanging over Right Field, as if in tribute to Tiger Stadium and the Polo Grounds, Citi Field has to be the Quirkiest Park, where one has to earn Homers or have them "Video-Reviewed";

There was no doubt when Dunn hit a ball to RCF, but cracking his homer to the Rear Of The Replica of the Hells Gate Bridge-almost 500 Feet;

Strange how Santana BB'd 6 but K'd 11;

The NY Mets have been involved in 4 Replays in 6 Games;

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Changes In Printed Word Media-The NY Times

The Era of The Broadsheet Newspaper is fading away. I received news that the NY Times is about to stop printing:

You read me correctly-''All The News That's Fit To Print'', soon will not be printing. The newspaper business in NYC, is getting smaller;

I was a child of 7 in Brooklyn, & remember the following newspapers;
The NY Daily News, The NY Mirror, The NY World Telegram & Sun, the LI Press, the NY Journal-American, The NY Herald-Tribune, The NY Post, and the NY Times. This was a great newspaper town before the big newspaper strike, in 1962;

The Mirror folded in 1964. The Journal-American, World Telegram & Sun & Herald Tribune merged to become the NY World Journal Tribune. It folded in 1966. The Long Island Press folded around 1976;

One hardy survivor of the print wars, has published continuously since 1801. The NY Post, a tabloid, used to be an evening paper. It used to be Liberal, until K. Rupert Murdoch became Publisher, under News Corporation;

The NY Daily News soldiers onward, every morning, as does the NY Post, as both are tabloids;

With the reported passing of the NY Times, NYC will be a tabloid town, with Newsday-NYC, in the mix;

I feel for the printers and drivers, who'll be hurt in this change. I find it kind of strange that the NY Times built a huge printing plant in College Point-Queens, as soon there will be no use for it;

The Red Sox Ownership, includes a 17% Ownership by The NY Times Company, Owners of Boston.Com & The Boston Globe. The Boston Globe is a broadsheet;

The NY Times still has the Fine, Classical Music Radio Station, W Q X R-FM, 96.3. It so-compliments the NY Times;

The Web is killing the fine art of the printed word;

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Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
BOS:2
MIN:4
F
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Game ended. Mets won!
MLB
WAS:4
NYM:7
F
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Game ended. Yankees lost.
MLB
NYY:3
TEX:7
F
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Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
BOS:2
MIN:5
F
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Game ended. Mets won!
MLB
WAS:1
NYM:6
F
*Gay marriage ruling http://4in.fo/CY5lXg Gary Sheffield hit his 6th homer & Livan Hernandez pitched a complete game. Sheffield has clobberred 3 homers in 5 games, 2 on consecutiu+ consecutive nights. Omir Santos doubled tonight.

Game ended. Mets won!
MLB
WAS:1
NYM:6
F
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BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2: Police said Mike Tyson's 4-year-old daughter has died. Go to WCBSTV.com for more.

WFAN Alert: Mets place Jose Reyes & Ryan Church on DL. OF Fernando Martinez called up, SS Wilson Valdez acquired from Indians.

Game ended. Red Sox won!
MLB
BOS:6
MIN:5
F
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MMDCCLXXXVII-Mets Fans In A Dilema

THIS was a perplexing time for Mets Fans. There are, currently, 2 factions in ''Orange & Blue Land'':

''The Nouveau Faction'' will root for the Yankees, whenever a NL East team is involved. The Traditioalits, known as ''Shea's Old Guard'', will root for the Yankees, when pigs fly, meaning NEVER;

I can imagine how it would sound in a Catholic Confessional Booth. The booth would sound rather unusual;

''Bless Me Father, for I have Sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession.''

If the priest is a Yankees Fan, he will mete out almost no Penance. If the priest is a Mets Fan:

10 Our Fathers, 10 Hail Marys, 10 Glory BeS', & Make a Good Act of Contrition;

If you're a Mets fan, here's hoping your confessors weren't either Bishop Thomas V. Daily or Bishop W'm Murphy, as both were ordained for the RC Archdiocese of Boston. That penance would be a whopper;

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Is There An Uptown-Downtown Red Sox Bar War In Manhattan In The Making? Stay Tuned Following These Messages And A Word From Your Local FOX Station

Last evening, I was viewing Red Sox at Twins, watching N E S N, at The Hairy Monk, at East 25th Street & 3rd Avenue, in Murray Hill, Manhattan. The Hairy Monk and Professor Thom's, are both Red Sox-Themed Bars, in Manhattan. Both bars have their customers:

It was grand seeing N E S N, with Announcer Boy and Eck, after 3 Days of Gary, Keith and Ron on PIX 11 & S N Y. Whoa, am I ever revived! It was great hearing Orsillo, again, though I miss Remy, a LOT, but Eck is fun;

I sat next to the ONLY Red Sox Fan who viewed N E S N in NYC, this past weekend, by using the Plymouth Proxy Feed to his laptop, getting N E S N, and feeding it to his TV Set. He also coined the phrase "F---, F---ing Kazmarek, F--- Him", a favorite chant of the Professor Thom's Crew, in the 7th Inning of Red Sox Games;

Ennis, The One Who Saw N E S N all weekend, is now a Hairy Monk Regular & has declared war on Professor Thom's;

One weekend, when The Bruins abso-f--kinglutely SUCKED, he went in to watch the Game at Professor Thom's. But, as Ennis Put it, MONEY Rules what goes on the Flat Screen TVs in Thom's. He also calls the place a "Bandwagon" joint. He may have a point, as I saw Red Sox Fans, whom I've never seen before in my life, during the Mets-Red Sox Series. He has viewed Bruins Games at "The Riviera" at 7th Avenue South and West 4th Street;

I remember watching The Subway Series at Thom's. Instead of the Pleasant and Intelligent S N Y Feed, a # of us endured Michael Kay on Y E S(Yankees Entertainment SUCKS). "The Riviera", a place scorned by Thom's Regulars, as well as by The Esteemed Vernon Edward Trotter of The Hairy Monk, had the decency NOT to use the Y E S Feed, lest there be bullets whizzing all over 7th Avenue South. Even Sertell knows that it's NOT Wise to play the Y E S Feed during The Subway Series;

The Hairy Monk deploys Bartenders from my Favorite European Nation(Ireland, a Nation from where I'm descended from). It's an intimate, Red Sox Themed Pub and a great NYC Neighborhood Bar. Alexa, from Litchfield, CT, sat next to me and she was fun to be with. Two New Englanders, both U S Marines on Shore Leave, were there for shots & have 10 Months to go. Mike From Boston stopped in The Hairy Monk, after discovering that Professor Thom's Was Closed, yesterday afternoon(Surprising);

If you've seen my FOX Sports Parody, a bar called "The Hairy Professor", is named in the parody. It's just the merged names of both Professor Thom's and The Hairy Monk;

Two Red Sox Bars At War-ONLY on The Island Of Manhattan;

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3 Days Of Replay

On The 1st Replay, Omir Santos' Ball on The Green Monster, was ruled a Homer;

In The 2nd Replay at Fenway Park, Youk's 1st Clobbering was ruled a foul ball;

The 3rd Replay came live from $iti Field. A ball was hit above the foul line, on a railing. That was ruled a homer, from a replay;

Youk homered his next time up at Fenway Park, which sounded a lot like $iti Field, on Sunday;

Gary Sheffield, who homered on Friday Night at Fenway Park, hit the Homer which needed a replay, last evening, at $iti Field. The Final was Mets 5 and Washington 2;

I remember when Carlos Delgado hit the LF Foul Pole in Yankee Stadium, and the Homer was called back, after that DIVA, Derek Jeter, protested the Homer Call like a Ballerina;

Thank You, M L B, for replay;

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One Can Safely Say That Jeffy Wilpon Is The Mets GM-As Attested To Tim Redding's "Pitching"

On Yesterday's S N Y-P I X, tbs and N E S N Extravaganza, Jere Smith would've appreciated all those shots of Kapstein and Drinkwater, to his heart's content, as Bill Webb, unhindered by Doofus Joe -uck and Tim Mc Fullof---t, was contented to work with Gary Cohen(Dartmouth) and Ron Darling(Yale):

Kevin Burkhardt(S N Y), originally from that Bastion Of Keen Intellectualism(W F A N 660), played the Ken Rosenthal Role, was in the scoreboard, in The Green Monster and all over Fenway Park, while Gary and Ron were calling the Game on PIX11;

It's apparent that Jeffy Wilpon, referred to by Mets Fans, nastily, as "A--h-l- and a Retard'', is running the Ballclub, as the De Facto General Manager. Omar Minaya, referred to by The Omnipotent Q Of Midwood, Brooklyn, as a "Big, Fat Idiot & A Clueless Putz", is GM in Name only, which makes the signing of one Tim Redding, entirely plausible, as Jeffy is looking to throw Omar under the Q48 Bus, which runs by $iti Field;

Redding, perhaps another Steve Trachsel(Which Isn't Saying Much), did not please those Denizens Of $iti Field, yesterday, as Mike Lowell(Mi-Lo)spanked a pitch into the Parking Garage on Lansdowne;

Yesterday's Game was delayed by a Thunderstorm with Hail and Heavy Rain for 37 Minutes. Wakey's Knuckler didn't dance too well, as Ramon Castro, the 2nd String Catcher, hit Fisk's Pole for a Solo Shot;

The Final Score In The 3rd Game Of "Despising The Mets Weekend" was 12-5, Red Sox;

Papi is a cause of concern, as he looks all broken down, being K'd so much;

& with the Huge Mets Crowd, Fenway Park started to sound like Citi Field. Citi Field On Lansdowne? Whoa!

One thing about S N Y Coverage, there were a lot of Old Red Sox Highlights shown on the Network. They covered angles only FOX Viewers could see. Then Again, Bill Webb directs both S N Y and FOX Telecasts;

It was expert coverage, though not a good weekend for Sox Enthusiasts, but the Red Sox are in 1st Place in the AL East, and take to the Road, today;

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Game ended. Red Sox won!
MLB
NYM:5
BOS:12
F
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Game ended. Yankees lost.
MLB
PHI:4
NYY:3
F
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As Part Of My "Boo-Hiss Mets" Weekend, Just Who TF Is Omir Santos?

Whilst I watched said Saturday Night Game at Professor Thom's, Jonathan Papelbon fell apart. He didn't fall apart due to that Steroided A-Hole, known by us simply as either "A---H-l-" or "Slappy Mc Blue Lips". No, Pap walked Gary Sheffield and threw one down Brookline Avenue, to some dude called Omir Santos, who hit a ball, subjected to Umpire Review, as Cowboy Joe West, consulted the Park Avenue Replay Room:

It was a 2 Run Home Run. It was the 1st Ever Time that Instant Replay was used at Fenway Park. The Ball did clear the Green Monster;

A 3rd String Backup Catcher? This after calling Omar Minaya a string of names, none of them printable, I do ask this-can Omir Santos do this in Citi Field?

The Game was saved by a Putz-JJ to be exact. All balls were hit at fielders-this is a guy with bone spurs in his elbow. K-Rod was unavailable;

"Mets Suck" Weekend continues TODAY, as they Face Perfessor Wakey and His Magical Knuckleball;

Wakey? Don't Replicate what you did on Saturday, June 14th, 1997 At Shea Stadium, where Starting Pitcher, Mark Clark Homered. Whoops, I just remembered that the DH is in effect at Fenway Park;

For those viewing the Game-in New England, the Game will have Announcer Boy and "Eck", on N E S N. On WPIX 11, it'll be Gary and Keith, in various parts of the US and Puerto Rico. On tbs(Very Funny), it'll be Chip Caray and Ron Darling;

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The Current Yankee Stadium is a PO$2 22 Bandbox.

Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
NYM:3
BOS:2
F
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We're a people, noted for being under stress. There are ways of combatting negative stress. My Acupuncturist of this weekend, Jenifer Gibbons, asked me why I torture myself, watching Mets @ Red Sox, this weekend? LAST EVENING, I watched the game, shouting ''Lugo, you suck'', which only intensified my stress levels, so Jen has a valid point about MLB Games, raising stresrpr, I mean, stress levels. Julio Lugo can be considered to be a stressor. NY Mets fans find their infield to be a nasty stressor. Mets fans also have issues with the team's owners, calling one of them an a--h-le & a retard. Following Baseball Games, fanatically, can be severely-stressing on body and mind. Perhaps, Prayer, Meditation, & Acupuncture, can help one de-stress & cope. THE PEZ REPORT

1/2
MLB New York Mets
Reply:
1) Baseball Today (AP)
2) Santana overcomes Mets errors, beats Red Sox 5-3 (AP)
3) Jerry Koosman pleads guilty to tax evasion

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Game ended. Yankees lost.
MLB
PHI:7
NYY:3
F
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Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
NYM:5
BOS:3
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Lugo Is A Flat-Footed A--h-l-, Ramon Martinez Can't Field & S N Y Is Approved Viewing Behind "Enemy Lines"

Lugo The SS, is looking for an ankle hang from a ramp to the Verrazano Bridge(As he grew up in Sunset Park, in Brooklyn), for his flat-footed attempt to perform a double play, as well as his inability to drive in runs, in the Mets 5-3 Victory over the Red Sox, in The Fens-Kenmore Square Area:

Johann Santana gave up 3 Runs(1 Earned and it was V-Tek's Homer into the Parking Garage on Lansdowne Street, Somewhere over The Green Monster, or The Rainbow, Whatever). Johan K'd 8, K'ing Big Papi 3X and Youk, 3X, and did clip Youk on his right elbow. Youkilis, noted for his temper, wanted to charge the mound. Umpires kept him away. Take the free pass, Youk-no need for Histrionics;

Ramon Martinez is, perhaps, worse than Julio Lugo, commiting 2 Errors, but he did drive in a run, unlike Lugo. David Wright singled in a Run. He also botched a ground ball, for his 7th Error This Season;

Gary Sheffield homered into the 1st Row of The Green Monster, off a rather "Dicey" Daisuke Matsuzaka, who was back from "DL-Rehab Land". Dice K was getting shaky by the 3rd Inning;

11 errors have been commited whenever Santana pitched for the Mets. His ERA is 1.50;

We viewed this game on S N Y;

Gary Cohen(CBS-Westwood One), who once called Pawsox Games, and comes from Queens, supplied the Play-By-Play. Ron Darling, who grew up in Worcester, who went to St John's H S, and was a rival of Rich Gedman(St Paul's H S), gave pitching commentary. Keith Hernandez(I don't understand the nickname of Mex, as his mum, Jacqueline, was of Irish Descent), gave hitting commentary. They were OBJECTIVE & THOUGHTFUL, even wishing Our Beloved Mr Gerald Peter Remy, a Speedy Recovery(During a shot of "Eck" on N E S N);

Bill Webb directed last night's telecast, produced by Curt Gowdy Jr;

S N Y is NOT Y E S(Thank Goodness, as we despise a YES Telecast and all of Michael Kay's Histrionics);

For those of you outside of N E S N and S N Y Regions, tonight's game at 7:10PM, will be carried on MLB Network. Mike Pelfrey will pitch vs Josh Beckett;

tbs(Very Funny) will carry the game, except in N E S N and S N Y Markets, tomorrow at 1:35PM-ET. In The NY Market, WPIX-11, will carry the S N Y Produced Telecast and has a satellite feed;

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On Acupuncture-It Works, Nicely

There's a thing I have for Acupuncture-it's both relaxing & energizing:

I enjoyed a treatment of Acupuncture, today, @ 191-193 Canal Street in Chinatown. It's offered for free by St. Vincent's Catholic Medical Center, at the American Legion Hall, on the 2nd Floor, amidst photos of Chinese American Veterans of various wars;

Several folding chairs are on the floor. You sign in & receive an alcohol swab, and dab it on your ears. The acupuncturist then places 5 needles in each ear. You are offered what is called ''Sleep Tea'', a calming herbal tea, with no sweetening, with hints of chamomille, and mint. I know the tea is made by Celestial Seasons, & it's called ''Sleepytime Herb Tea'', available in markets around the the country;

The points which are needled, cover points on the ear, corresponding to the liver, spleen, heart, & sympathetic nervous system. One sits comfortably and controls their breathing, and go into a state of relaxation. I found it so relaxing, that I went into a refreshing nap. My eyes were sore & red. When I was finished, my sore, red eyes, were gone. I was rested. At the conclusion, seeds, attached to surgical tape, are affixed to both ears, on the outside, to help one to relax;

In 1972, when President Richard Nixon visited China, James ''Scotty'' Reston of the NY Times, needed an appendectomy. Chinese surgeons operated on Scotty & then cured his pain w/Acupuncture;

I was 17 @ the time & thought, in the time of Chairman Mao, it was Communist Propaganda. Today, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Acupuncture to anyone;

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From Ascension Thursday Where The Christ Went Home-Skyward-Masses At St. Agnes-NY

To those Parishes in the RC Diocese of Brooklyn, my advice to a number of them, is to update your websites, as your Holy Days of Obligation information is out of date:

So I called St. Agnes RC Church on E. 43rd Street, between 3rd & Lexington Aves, near Grand Central Station, & went to the 1:35PM Mass. 12 Masses were scheduled from 5:00PM, last evening, until 6:00PM,this evening, which was a High Novus Ordo Mass, complete with Schola and Gregorian Chant, offered by New, New York Archbishop, Timothy Michael Dolan;

Now, THAT is convenient. Now, from the era of Vatican II, as it was being misinterpreted, vocations took a vacation & people skipped Mass. As a result, Masses went down in #, as Priests often left the Priesthood. Sin was not really mentioned in the Pulpit. The Tabernacle was moved from the Centre of the Altar, to the side, or even back of the Altar, in a Meditation Room. The Centre, where the Tabernacle was, was replaced by a so-called ''Presider's Chair''. This was due to a change in the way The Holy Sacrifice of The Mass, was offered;

The 6 Lutheran & Anglican Clergy, along with Archbishop Annibale Bugnini, came up with what's called The Novus Ordo Mass. It resembles both the Lutheran & Anglican Services. However, in Lutheran and Anglican Practice, The Eucharist is considered by both not to be where bread & wine is totally-changed into The Body & Blood of Christ(Transubstantiation), but rather that the Body & Blood of Christ is contained with the bread & wine(Consubstantiation). The Traditional Latin Mass really embodies Catholicism;

Now, the ''Presider's Chair'', is in the same position of the ''Worshipful Master'', in a Masonic Lodge. Archbishop Annibale Bugnini was exposed as a Freemason in the 1970s. One wonders just how many of those Lutheran & Anglican Clergy, involved in the design and implementation of the Novus Ordo Mass, were Freemasons;

The Novus Ordo Mass, when offered in this Parish, on a Sunday, contains Gregorian Chant & Traditional English Language Hymns, none of which are from the Haugen-Haas Vintage. Novus Ordo is offered so well at St. Agnes-East 43 Street;

When I was @ the 1:35PM Mass, at St. Agnes(Ascension Thursday), the Tabernacle was ot the Centre, as it should be. There was , in fact, no music;

Many elected to receive Holy Communion, at the Traditional Communion Rail, which I did. Even in a Novus Ordo Mass, one could appreciate the tradition of kneeling to receive Communion. Dignum et Justun Est(It is Meet and Right to So Do);

St. Agnes, on the East Side of Manhattan, does it right. The Traditional Latin Mass is offered EVERY Sunday @ 11:00AM;

Special Edition of The Pez Report-Pax Vobiscum
Et Cum Spiritu Tuo
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In Nomini Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritu Sancti, Amen

Game ended. Red Sox won!
MLB
TOR:1
BOS:5
F
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Game ended. Yankees won!
MLB
BAL:4
NYY:7
F
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BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2: The wife of a NYC fire marshal found shot to death in 2007 was found guilty of his murder. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

Game ended. Mets lost.
MLB
NYM:1
LAD:2
F
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Game ended. Yankees won!
MLB
BAL:4
NYY:11
F
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Game ended. Red Sox won!
MLB
TOR:3
BOS:8
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WBZ Alert: Mets OF Dan Murphy didn't drop a fly ball. The game didn't start, yet. LOL From The Pez Report

WBZ Red Sox alert: David Ortiz hits a two run homer to end his batting slump. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for details.

It's The Best of Ghost Hunters: Famous Locations! Check it out 2Nite from 7-11pm only on Sci Fi.

BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2: 7 people arrested in NYC prostitution ring operated through Craigslist. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

S--tting The Bed-The Pez Report

It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to know that the NY Mets are s--tting the bed on the Left Coast:

3 Balks by Mike Pelfrey on Sunday Evening;

Ryan Church not touching 3rd Base;

Angel Pagan f--cking up fly ball;

That was LAST Night;

Now for this evening on S N Y
It's More of The Same Old S--t;

Dan Murphy dropped a line drive;

Sure, John Maine drove in 2 Runs with a Single with the bags full;

He gave up a 3 Run Homer to Casey Blake;

Maine F---s up as if he was Oliver Perez;

F--- Omar & F--- Jeffy;

The Pez Report Says To Omar and Jeffy, in the words of Fitzy;

"You 2 need to G F Y" & I don't mean "Good For You"!

See! That was easy;

Good Night & G F Y!

Children & Autism

A Child is diagnosed every 20 minutes with autism. One in every 166 children, has autism. Just how much of this is caused by too many vaccinations, which have poisonous preservatives, like aluminum and mercury:

Too many toxins at a young age;

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Big Papi-I'm Going Out On A Limb

I'm going to go out on a limb-Big Papi may just break out of his slump, this weekend:

YOU heard me correctly-Big Papi, known as David Ortiz, will break his homer-less slump;

Who knows who Jerry Manuel will have pitching at Fenway Park, on this weekend, though he may have Johann Santana on the mound. The rest of Mets Pitching, is a rather-huge question mark;

The question marks may fuel Papi's drive;

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MTA "Green"

I remember during the Earth Day '07 MTA-NYCT Information Drive, where they drive home the point that they've always been Green. The only thing ''Green'' about them, were the color of NYCTA Buses, as those things did nothing but belch exhaust fumes. Their retort was they've been green since 1960:

The only time that, until the past few years that was ''Green'' about them, was when they ran streetcars on Brooklyn routes, until 1956 & then, trolley buses until 1960, @ least as surface transit. For a long time, there has been the Subway and Elevated lines;

Now, thanks to hybrid electric buses & low-sulphur deisel buses, at least they can lay claim to being ''Green'', unlike earlier years. The smoke-belchers are gone;

The former franchise bus lines are under MTA Control, running a mix of Natural Gas vehicles, though they are being phased out, in favor of the hybrids;

Ahhh, Progress;

They ought to take more of a cue from NJ Transit in Newark & run some light rail. Boston does it so well with the MBTA;

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Game ended. Yankees won!
MLB
BAL:1
NYY:9
F
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Red Sox Alert: First baseman Kevin Youkilis will return to Red Sox on Wednesday. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for updates.

Is It Freelancing Or Greenlancing

By doing the freelance thing, it would be interesting. Think about all that extreme commuting aggravation one would not have to put up with:

It may be a good thing for employers to allow employees to telecommute from home. It saves on gas and commutation costs, and is a Green thing;

Freelancers are big on telecommuting. Freelancers were ''Green'', before it was fashionable;

It's a different style & way of life;

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Palm-For The Mobile Freelancer

Now all I need for this Palm T/X, is a bluetooth keypad, and it can function as if it was
a notebook, w/o all the weight. Outside of my eMac, this is the best device I can think of, to carry and work with, making notes, & editing documents. W/a wi-fi connection, it's a dream machine. W/a bluetooth phone, it's great as well. It's a good thing for a freelancer to have.

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Mets Ending in SF-Thw Pez Report

Game ended. Mets lost.
MLB
NYM:0
SF:2
F
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In the 1st inning in SF, Giants RHP Matt Cain, gave up a leadoff double to Mets SS Alex Cora, SH by 2nd Baseman Luis Castillo. CF Carlos Beltran out to 1st, unassisted, & LF Gary Sheffield was K'd. Mets-0, Giants coming to bat & Mike Pelfrey on Mets mound:

2-0, SF, the final score, w/Mets leaving on runners all over the place. Mets took 3 out of 4 @ AT&T Park , his weekend-on to LA, W/O Manny;

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BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2: Mitchell Wiener, the Queens assistant principal infected with swine flu, has died, CBS 2 has learned. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

Sunday Loss

Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
BOS:2
SEA:3
F
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Nick Green is no shortstop. His fielding cost us, by giving the Mariners a 3-2 victory over the Red Sox, @ Safeco Field in Seattle:

Hitting took a Pacific Northwest Holiday, today;

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More From Toilet III

Game ended. Yankees won!
MLB
MIN:2
NYY:3
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Just how tf did ''The HouseThat Jeter Built On An Indian Burial Ground'', get to be such a homer haven. It may be time to bring in the scientists from M I T in Cambridge, for answers, as 58 balls, which would never make the fences in Citi Field, in most cases, fly all over The Oversized Bunker:

It's across the street from ''The House That Lindsay & Beame Renovated'', yet, as I suspect, due to the circulation of air, which was not a problem in the old dump, and the same distances as the old dump, balls are flying out of there;

You know that David Ortiz is in trouble, power-wise, when he can't reach the seats in the new stadium, a grey new dump, with little personality;

The Twins have no bullpen;

Yankees 3-2 over Minnesota in ''The Oversized Grey Monument'';

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BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2: Three more schools in Queens will close Monday amid swine flu concerns. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

Game ended. Mets won!
MLB
NYM:9
SF:6
F
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For Those Of You Red Sox & Mets Aficionados Travelling To The 05/22-24/09 Series At Fenway Park From The NY Metropolitan Area

A little local Lingo:

The Rapid Transit Network in and around Boston is operated by the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority(M B T A), and is referred to by the locals as "The T", as stations have a T marking the stations. The Subway Lines are the Green Line, Red Line, Blue Line, Orange Line and Silver Line;

Now, for those Natives of Boston, rooting for the Red Sox, you know the way to Fenway Park, once inside of Boston, but this is a travel instruction for Red Sox Nation and NY Mets Fans, coming into Boston, from the Greater NY Area. I do know my way to Fenway Park, as easily as I know the way to Citi Field and That Concrete Toilet in The Bronx, or "The House That Jeter Built On The Site Of An Old Indian Burial Ground, which used to be a NYC Park";

From Northern NJ, you can catch Amtrak at Newark-Penn Station, for a straight through run to either South Station or Back Bay. I prefer Back Bay because you can walk to Copley Station and get the B, C or D Green Line to Kenmore. At Kenmore, you walk to Brookline Avenue, over the MassPike and you'll be deposited at Lansdowne Street and Brookline Avenue, right by the Cask N Flagon, and not far from the Boston Beer Works, or Game On Cafe' or the Bleacher Bar(Sort of The Inspiration For The Modell's Field Club in Citi Field). Again for Northern and Central NJ, you can get a NJ Transit Bus to Port Authority Bus Terminal and get a Peter Pan Bus to South Station, where you would take the Red Line towards Ashmont, or Quincy to Park Street, where there's a free transfer to the B, C, or D Green Line Trolley to Kenmore. If you want to have a speedier trip from South Station or Back Bay, take the T Commuter Rail to Yawkey. It's only $1.70 and may save you $.30, and leaves you right at Fenway Park on Yawkey Way, by Brookline Avenue. Also at Back Bay, you can take the Orange Line to Ruggles, and change for the 8 Bus, which leaves you off at Fenway Park, on Brookline Avenue;

From Brooklyn, one can get the B Line(6th Avenue) to Grand Street, and then walk over to 139 Canal Street, by the Manhattan Bridge, to get a $15 Bus to Boston's South Station. Then, Red Line to Park Street, for transfer to B, C, and D Green Line to Kenmore, or T Commuter Rail to Yawkey;

From North Brooklyn, take the J Train to Canal Street, for Fung Wah Bus. Walk is about 5 Blocks from Canal Street Station. Or take J to Fulton Street and Change to 2,3, A or C to 34th Street-Penn Station for Amtrak, or 42nd Street-8th Avenue for Peter Pan Bus to South Station. From South Station, Red Line to Park and change for Green Lines B, C, or D, or take Commuter Rail to Yawkey;

North Brooklyn-L Train to 14th Street-8th Avenue with change to 1, 2, or 3, or A Trains to either 34th Street(Penn Station) or 42nd Street(PA Bus Terminal). See above transit connections;

Queens-E Train to either Penn Station or PA Bus Terminal for connections. Fastest way is LIRR to Penn Station;

Bronx-I know of some of the Most Rabid Fans of both teams in The World, live in The Borough of "The House That Jeter Built On An Old Indian Burial Ground"(At least One of my friends in "The Family" told me that fact). You have options of connecting above and in NYC. Take Metro North To New Haven and get Amtrak to South Station or Back Bay, and follow the In Boston Travel Directions of T Commuter Rail to Yawkey from South Station or Back Bay, or South Station-Red Line To Park Street, and change for B, C, or D Trolley to Kenmore;

Staten Island-Express Bus to PA Bus Terminal for Bus Connections to South Station. T Commuter Rail to Yawkey or The Red Line to Park then Green Line to Kenmore(B, C, Or D);

CT-Amtrak out of New Haven, New London, or Old Saybrook;

It's bad form to wear a "Buckner E3" Shirt, or shout "Buckner", for you may even be thought of as a Yankee Fan, an a--hole, or both. My suspicion is these ARE Yankee Fans, who forgot to wear their Dent, A-Rod, Jeter or Texiera Shirts. Do NOT Try The "1918" Chant(That Died in '04, BTW), as you may hear chants of "1986", "Strawberry Is A Crackhead", or "Keith Snorts The 1st Base Line", as well as the standard anti-Riviera Chant, where the "F" Word precedes those named on the list;

Doing a "Salute To Roger Clemens" is grounds for a beating;

"Mets Fan" razzes Ol' Manny. Razz him with "Bernie Madoff" or "What Team Would Dare To Employ Tim Mc Carver";

Riding a Trolley called the Green Line, gives one a picture of what life in Boston IS and what life in BROOKLYN, WAS, as NO Trolley runs by that Ebbets Field Quasi-Clone, Citi Field;

Ohhh, there are Party Places by Fenway Park. Citi Field can't compare. I should know-I live in Queens;

Remember The Common Enemy-Yankees and Yankee Fans. Take it out on them. Don't take it out on each other;

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Palm Or iPhone

Palm T/X will remain as my handheld computer, until I can upgrade my phone to either a Palm Phone or an iPhone,with writing capabilities, w/AT&T, as my wireless carrier;

The more-portable, the better it is;

& Mac remains my favorite operating system, for every imagineable function. Look-no viruses;

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Bay, Varitek & Bailey Homered-The Pez Report

WHY does this '09 Season remind me of '06?

Josh Beckett SURVIVED and WON;

Red Sox 5-3 over Mariners in Seattle;

Finally NOT s--ting the bed in Seattle;

They Win;

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Unusual-The Pez Report

It was a strange day, as a group of us were listening to Mets-Giants on KNBR 680 in San Francisco:

We were listening to the game on the Long Island Expressway, on the way to Patchogue, Long Island, in Suffolk County. The NY Mets, btw, won 9-6 as Randy Johnson(3-4) was done in, by the 5th Inning, a game on FOX, BTW, W/Kenny Albert & Eric Karros. The SF Giants Radio Network Game Call, was handled by Jon Miller & Duane Kuyper;

I KNOW you're asking this;
YOU'RE ON THE L.I.E. & YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE SF GIANTS FEED & NOT Howie Rose with Wayne Hagan on WFAN 660-NY.You're also asking about what kind of weed we're smoking;

I Know-The Jon Miller in question, is the same guy, who will call the Mets-Giants Game, tomorrow night on ESPN TV, W/HOF & All Around Blowhard, Joe Morgan, but is so much better without HOF Joe Morgan. Miller with Duane Kuyper, is so much-better;

Put Joe Morgan w/Tim Mc Carver & Certain hotlines will ring off the hook. Drinking to excess will occur;

Let's hear it for THE CITI FIELD STREAKER(Thanks to Pete Harrigan of Moose Legion #20-L.I., FOR HIS EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT FROM CITI FIELD FROM THIS PAST THURSDAY);

I was at a Moose Dinner in Patchogue. Food was fine-company is good as well;

BTW, KNBR 680 was heard via XM Satellite Radio, which is why David Wright's hits sounded unusual;

9-6 Mets-Put that in the books, LIKE HOWIE ROSE WOULD SAY. NY METS SHIRTS & CAPS ARE IN VOGUE, AGAIN, AS JOHANN SANTANA IS 4-1 & HAD GREAT RUN SUPPORT. BTW, JJ PUTZ GOT HIS 1st Save in the NL, after being in that role for Seattle for a # of years;

Red Sox on XM VIA Dave Niehaus, next, via the Mariners Radio Feed. Looks like I'll be listening to MLB Gameday Audio &WRKO 680 on the Red Sox Radio feed, instead, with Joe Castiglione & Dave O'Brien;

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Who Cares, A-Roid?

Game ended. Yankees won!
MLB
MIN:4
NYY:6
F
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Did The Twins Reliever have a groin pull?

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Methinks Papi may be done. I also wonder if Papi is either hiding an injury, or is the team hiding the injury. Perhaps some course of acupuncture could unleash his Qi. The Pez Report.

Papi rides the bench. Could he be at the end of his power cycle. Is this a new Red Sox Era. Stay tuned to The Pez Report and find out, all seasn long.

Funny thing about a European Import called SMS, or text messaging, but it can be used to instantly get a n message to an associate, or, on Blogger, to write a quick thought on the blog. If you've seen the final score of a game, it came from forwarding a message received on my phone, quickly, and posted to the blog. Think of it as instant entry or instant posting. I can post articles just like that, whether at Professer Thom's, Fenway Park or Citi Field, or that grey new bunker in the Bronx. Gotta try it for live blogging such live news like Tim Mc Carver is working with Dick Stdnm Stockton & not Joe Buck. The Pez Report>

AOH 14 Special Alert via HCJ-Albert Morey being waked a t Simonson at Ascan and Metro-1400 1600 and 1700 2100 on Sat and Sunday. Mass of Chris+ian Burial 0945 HCJ on 05 18 09.

Shea Site Video-The Pez Report

I Don't Think That Big Papi Can Be Counted On For Awhile-"The Pez Report" Opinion

Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
BOS:4
SEA:5
F
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And David Ortiz has been benched. The Other Day, he went 0-7 as DH, in the 12 Inning Game in Anaheim:

I heard of fizzling out, but this is out like a light;

NOT FUN;

Seattle isn't all that hot but better than last year;

For The Sox, it seems that all of Jon Lester's Appearances look like where he had left off with Tampa Bay in Game 7 of the '08 ALCS-in short, Jon looks like he is struggling;

10:05PM in Seattle, tonight;

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Game ended. Mets won!
MLB
NYM:8
SF:6
F
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Game ended. Yankees won!
MLB
MIN:4
NYY:5
F
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WBZ Red Sox Alert: Red Sox bench David Ortiz as he goes .208 without a home run. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for details.

The Hotel Eden has a Garden- full of Ghosts! Check out the new GHI investigations, starting 7/7 on Sci Fi.
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Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
BOS:4
LAA:5
F
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BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2 HD: 3 NYC schools closed due to swine flu outbreak. Mayor Bloomberg to speak live at approximately 6:15 p.m. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

It's The Best of Ghosthunters, every Wednesday from 7-11pmEST. 2Nite: Haunted Theaters! Only on Sci Fi.
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Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
BOS:4
LAA:8
F
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Shea Is Totally Gone

All of the remains of the old Shea Stadium, are gone. Just 1 Patch needs to be paved in the parking lot. Still it's surreal, not seeing Shea Stadium, standing:

Mets lost to Braves, 8-7 in 12 Innings at Citi Field;

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Game ended. Mets lost.
MLB
ATL:8
NYM:7
F
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Game ended. Yankees lost.
MLB
NYY:1
TOR:5
F
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My Palm T/X-The Pez Report

Currently, all my articles for this site, are written here on the Palm T/X, & sent to my eMac, via Bluetooth:

I'm glad that I got this Palm, about 4 years ago. Outside of my Mac, this has been the most-useful device I have owned;

Palm is basically into PDA-Phones now, but Palm has made some fine products;

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Reiki-The Pez Report

The healing art of Reiki is an important art. So is meditation. Breathing is so much a part of the two healing arts :

Though healing & curing are thought of in the same context, they're not the same thing. Curing is physical, whereas Healing is of body and of mind and Spirit;

Curing is the ridding of the ailment & that's it, but you might still feel miserable. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that. You are the one who knows how you feel;

Curing and healing do go hand in hand, but are not the same thing;

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Final At Citi-A Pez Report, Scribbled On Palm T/X

Game ended. Mets lost.
MLB
ATL:8
NYM:3
F
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The Monday Version Of "The Pez Report"

From WRKO-The Pez Report

Game ended. Red Sox won!
MLB
TB:3
BOS:4
F
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Mets Win 7th-The Pez Report

Game ended. Mets won!
MLB
PIT:4
NYM:8
F
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More Green "T" From The Pez Report

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FRM:T-Alerts Notification
SUBJ:.
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Sent: 5/10/2009 7:44 AM


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It's STILL The Steroid Era

Indeed it is the Steroid Era:

I know that Yankee Fans are having a field day over Manny Ramirez;

Hey, you had Roger, GiamBALCO, and A-Roid. In fact you still have A-Roid;

HGH can't be traced w/o a Blood Test. Is that WHY, in June of '05 that Giambi looked so sickly, then in July, he looked like Superman;

Manny took Gonadotrphine to get it up? Sure, and I have a Bridge in Brooklyn, I'd like to sell you;

Remember Roger? I remember him falling on the mound TWICE, in person. Perhaps that was 'roid withdrawl;

And GiamBALCO looked sick in '04 from all that withdrawl from 'roids;

Now, you STILL have A-Roid;

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To Moms-It's Your Day

May It Be Blessed:

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Ode To Manny Ramirez-A "The Pez Report" Sendup

To the tune of ''Ode To Joy'', the ''Ode To Manny'', is hereby presented & commissioned:

Manny, You Betrayed The Nation, from New England, far and wide:
Gave us great joy in '04 & again 2 years ago;
Then you faked us by your slackoff, plotting in the left field wall;
Then you took Gonadotrophin, & that ended it all;

BTW-Manny Ramirez is now on ''The Riviera List'', where the ''F Word'', precedes all those on that list;

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Blowouts From "The Pez Report"

BLOWOUT GAMES TOOK PLACE YESTERDAY:
A-ROID DID NADA, WHEN THE YANKEES GOT BLOWN OUT BY THE ORIOLES AT ORIOLE PARK @ CAMDEN YARDS. THE FINAL SCORE WAS 12-5, ORIOLES;

THE PIRATES GOT BLOWN OUT BY THE METS, 10-1, @ CITI FIELD AT IRON TRIANGLE JUNK YARDS, IN CORONA, QUEENS(NOT THE BREWERY);

THE RED SOX WEREN'T THE ONLY THING GETTING BLOWN OUT, YESTERDAY;

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Game ended. Yankees lost.
MLB
NYY:5
BAL:12
F
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Lester Scares Me-A "The Pez Report" Brief Essay

Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
TB:14
BOS:5
F
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Jon Lester is having problems w/his pitch count. He never seems to go past the 5th inning of a game. Giving up 8 runs and 8 hits over 4 1/3 innings, is not a good sign that things are fine and dandy:

W/The final score of 14-5, Rays over Red Sox, it wouldn't be a pleasant ride on the ''T'', for many people, especially if a Green Line Operator feels like going into a text message frenzy, outside of Government Center;

Perhaps Jon could get tuned up by a Reiki treatment, some acupuncture, and perhaps, Quantum Touch, which may make Jon, Jon Again;

It surely beats Manny's Solution;

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Game ended. Mets won!
MLB
PIT:1
NYM:10
F
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Yesterday's Crash Advisory From The "T"-Pez Report Special

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SUBJ:.

MSG:Due to the ongoing accident investigation,A¿Government Center station will be closed.A¿ Customers

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requiringA¿service to Government Center should us Haymarket, State Street and Park Street stations.A¿A¿







FromA¿Park Street

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Station make use of the Winter Street concourse to Downtown Crossing for the Orange Line connection to North Station.A¿







From

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either North Station orA¿Haymarket StationA¿take the Orange Line to Downtown then use the Winter Street Concourse to reconnect to the

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Green line.







For an alternative to and from the Blue Line at Government Center, please take the Orange Line to State Street Station

More?

Orange Line To Ruggles and Change to 8 Bus to Kenmore for Fenway Park;

Got that Red Sox Fans?

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A Digital Scorecard-The Pez Report-Plus It Was Too Cold To Continue

46 ELLSBURY-8
15 Pedroia4
34 Papi-10
7 Drew-9
44 ~Bay-7
25-Lowell-5
54-Carter-3
12-Lowrie-6
33-V-tek-2

31-Lester-1

1st MLB Pitch by Livan Hernandez at 6:14pm, ELLSBURY FLIED TO BELTRAN IN CENTER
PEDROIA 1st hit in Citi
Drew k2.

Geena Fazzio threw ceremonial 1st ball-on a wfan contest on ''boomer and carton''.

7-Reyes-6

28-MURPHY OUT 2-6 cs by vtek
5-wright-5 bb
21-delgado--3-bb
15-beltran-8

31 -lester-1-25 pitches in 1st inning
walking 3

44-bay-7 flew to murphy
54 carter flew to murphy
12 lowrie6 -8

17 tatis doubled to left
62-10-kielty 5-3
11-2-CASTRO 6-3
1-4castillo 4-3

1st mlb rbi by boston's chris carter, driving in drew;

The MDC screwed up my evening;

Buckner Shirt Wearers NEED TO G F Y;

The Pez Report Digital Scorecard From Citi Field in Corona, Queens

When NOT To Text-A Pez Special Report

As Sully would say, "Really Cutting Edge, Wicked Pissah F--king Brilliant" and as Fitzy would proclaim "You Need To G F Y", a Green Line Trolley was stuck between Park Street and Government Center in Boston, Last Night, in Rush Hour. There was a nasty accident on The "T", when another Green Line Train, plowed into the rear of the Stuck Train, and 49 People were hurt:

The Conductor or Operator of the 2nd Train, perhaps texting the words "Manny Needs His Head Examined By A Proctologist", or "Hooray Rod Uses Estrogen", saw a Red Signal, but was driving the train at an unsafe speed, and, Bang, there was a collision, sending some folks, including "The Mad Texting Train Operator", to nearby Hospitals;

7:10PM, The Red Sox were paying Tribute to The Life of Dom Di Maggio, as well as going on to crush Shields and His Rays, 7-3. The Green Line gets huge crowds for the journey to Kenmore;

The Mad Texter screwed up this evening with the crash, shutting down the Green Line;


Wicked F--king Pissah F--king Brilliant, A--hole;

Click on The The Title;

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The Reason WHY Essays Are Called "The Pez Report"

I think that the name "The Wilton-North Report" was taken. You don't know what "The Wilton-North Report" was? If in case you don't remember "The Wilton-North Report", it actually replaced "The Late Show Starring Joan Rivers", the 1st-Ever Program on the Brand Spanking New FOX Network, premiering in September, 1986. "The Wilton-North Report" was in the form of News and Entertainment, ala "Tonight-America After Dark", on NBC, in the 1950s. Besides, Mr Murdoch would launch an Armada Of Barristers, if I called this "The Wilton-North Report":

One fair Saturday, after going with a Red Sox Meetup Group, to the land of Canned Chili and Manhattan Clam Chowder, to that dive at West 4th Street and 7th Avenue South, the evening before, from whence I had a touch of Food Poisoning from the Canned Chili, I caught some heat from The Gang at Professor Thom's. For you see, I had gone to the place where the "F" Word precedes the name of the place, & the Owners of The Place, especially Kazmerzcyk(Pronounced Kazmarek). Let's just say that this place is named after a region of Southern France and Northern Italy, as well as Monaco, noted for incredibly beautiful beaches and Soft, Beautiful Women. This place calls itself a Red Sox Bar, but WHAT TF kind of Red Sox Bar would still have a picture of that Reprobate, William R. Clemens, in a Red Sox Jersey, as well as a choice of only 3 Tap Beers, and whose General Manager is a Yankees Fan? OK, it's called "The Riviera Bar And Sports Cafe'" and is NOT on Jim Mc Guire's Recommended List of Red Sox-Friendly Locations, probably because Alex Rodriguez would feel at home, there;

As I was enjoying Freshly-Made Chili at Professor Thom's, a place where Alex Rodriguez would NOT feel at home in, The Esteemed Mr Wertz, noticing that my head was as shorn as Kevin Youkilis, or Telly Savalas, had a Charlie Brown Pez Dispenser on the bar. The Dispenser was known as Giant Pez, as Charlie Brown has never been seen with hair, so hence my nickname of Pez, was born;

"The Pez Report", It Shall Be!

The Pez Report Presents "Parking At Citi Field"

$18 to park one's car at Citi Field, even for the employees:

BS;

The Pez Report;

PS:
ONLY a small amount of rubble is left from Shea Stadium. It's being paved over for the Citi Field Parking Lot;

PPS:
There's a new restaurant-pub, beyond the Bullpen Entrance to Citi Field, by 34th Avenue & 126th Street, called The Dugout Lounge. Give 'em your business;

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Drug Commercials On TV Sports-A "The Pez Report" Special

Pharmaceutical Commercials are all the rage on sporting events on FOX, ESPN, NBC, ABC, CBS, TNT and tbs. They advertize a pill to calm you down, a pill to pick you up, a pill to get it up, etc:

Valdrex was the drug of the night on ESPN NBA Coverage. Supposedly, it prevents genital herpes;

BTW, so does ABSTINENCE, which BTW, has no side effets, and is not a drug;

''Hi, I'm the town hoowah, & have herpes+advanced syphillus, while my partner, the Health Commissioner has nothing, & we took Valdrex & he caught nothing'';

Yeah, sure;

Imagine a drug called ''Manny's Passion'', with this warning of banned by Major League Baseball. Well, Manny is banned for 49 more games;

Comedy & Commentary from ''The Pez Report''

38,646 Saw This At Citi Field-The Pez Report

Game ended. Mets won!
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PIT:3
NYM:7
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8th inning at Citi Field-Mets scored 5X with 11 batters, it's
7-2 Mets over Pirates in the top of the 9th . J.J. Putz facing the Pirates in the 9th inning:

Jon Niese pitched well for the Mets, w/no decision. Bobby Parnell stands to get the win. Putz allowed a walk to PH Eric Hinske, then another walk, then a single to Freddy Sanchez, and it's 7-3 Mets in the top of the 9th inning. Mc Louth flew to Beltran & it's over;

Sr Carlos Delgado clocked a 3 run bomb in the bottom of the 8th inning;

38,646 @ Citi Field, tonight. A funny name in tribute to Oriole Park @ Camden Yards, could be Citi Field At Iron Triangle Junk Yards(LOL);

Mets win their 5th in a row;

The Pez Report for 05/08/09

Slappy Mc Bluelips On The 1st Pitch From Guthrie-Like tbs, Very Funny

SPORTS ALERT FROM CBS 2: Alex Rodriguez, coming off hip surgery, hits first pitch he faces in 2009 for 3-run homerun. Go to wcbstv.com for more.
Mr Slappy Mc Bluelips has returned. With 2 runners on board, the quasi-screwup, One Jeremy Guthrie, gave up a 3 run homer to Mc Bluelips, by hanging up a fastball to the centre of the plate:

I am not pleased, as the Yankees lead the Orioles, 3-0;

Slappy Mc Bluelips is Alex Rodriguez;

CC Sabathia is pitching. He's pitching quite-well. He had his cheeseburgers;

Complete Game for Consumate Cheeseburger Sabathia-4-0 Yankees over Orioles at Camden Yards;

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MMDCC=2700-A Special "The Pez Report"

WBZ Red Sox Alert: Former Red Sox great Dom DiMaggio dies. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for updates.The last of the Di Maggio Brothers, has passed on at age 92, in MA. Dom, known as ''The Little Professor'', as he wore glasses, passed away from an unspecified illness:

Married for 61 years, he leaves a wife, children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren;

He wasn't flashy. He was good. Like his Legendary Brother Joe, he was a Centerfielder He did star in the 1946 World Series, which the Red Sox lost in 7 games to the St. Louis Cardinals. He retired in 1953. Dom stayed in MA, for the next 56 years, where he ran an upholstery business and car seat business. He served his country for 3 years, during WWII;

On this evening at Fenway Park, Dom will be remembered & in style, as the Red Soox clocked Tampa Bay, 7-3, with J D Drew clocking a 2 run bomb into the rcf bleachers. Jason Bay, the Manny Replacement, clobbered a 3 run shot(Just like old times);

On YES, Tribute was paid-even I got a bit moist-eyed;

Where Have You Gone, Dom Di Maggio;

Kyrie Elaison;

Requiscant In Pacem;

The Pez Report For 5/08/09

MMDCXCIX-Gonadotropin-"The Pez Report For 05/08/09"

Perhaps, unless Manny Ramirez was going through Male Menopause, which might explain why he got himself ejected for arguing a 3rd Strike call on April 20th, '08, after I travelled from Queens to watch the Red Sox at Fenway Park, I ask as to WHY Manny would go to HIS Physician, not with the Dodgers, but in Florida:

I know that players like to seek an edge;

Gonadotropin, a 'roid, aids in the increase in Testosterone. This drug treats both Males and Females;

Now, I can see WHY James Timothy Mc Carver, went Postal over Manny RAMIREZ, in Post-Season last year. Manny, beloved by Red Sox Nation, often put up with "Manny Being Manny" for a number of years. In short, Manny was being an a--hole, for periods of time, going through, possibly, Male Menopause. Then, again, Manny was looking for attention;

BUT, going to some Doctor, other than the Team Doctor, shouldda sent up red flags. Why NOT your club's Doctor;

HOW will Joe Torre manage the Dodgers? Frankly, I'm of The Opinion that the World Champion Yankees of 1996, 1998, 1999 and Y2K were Co-Managed by Don Zimmer. When George Steinbrenner forced Zimmer out, Torre deteriorated as Yankees Manager, from '03, onward;

I have never seen so many players play into their 40s. When I was a kid in Brooklyn, NY, 35 was Senior Citizen Status. 45 is the new 35;

Manny was seeking "The Fountain Of Yout" as we'd say in Brooklyn;

I can see WHY Mc Carver, referred to Manny's Antics as "Despicable, Despicable";

Manny isn't being Manny-He is NOW an A--hole. Youth cannot be found at the end of a Syringe. WHY NOT try Acupuncture, which is both safe and NATURAL;

The End Of "The Pez Report"

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The Pez Report For 05/07/09

It was only the first inning and the Mets scored four runs, on two 2 run homers, with one by Carlos Beltran and the other, to dead centre, by David Wright:

Jose' Reyes homered to the left field seats. It's 5-1 Mets in the top of the 3rd inning, with the Phillies at Bat;

Ramon Castro clocked a two run double, 7-1 Mets in the 3rd inning, knocking out Phillies Starter, Jamie Moyer, who lasted 2 1/3 innings;

Solo shot by the Phillies Ryan Howard beyond the 415 sign in right center field, the deepest part of Citi Field, w/ Mets leading 7-3 in the 6th inning;

OK, The Cleveland Indians were leading the Red Sox, 2-1, in the bottom of the 6th inning, when the Olde Towne Team, doing it for Jerry Remy, scored 9 runs and are still batting, so far leading 10-2;

Pelfrey has completed 7 innings for the Mets, who lead the Phillies, 7-3. Mike threw 105 pitches;

Bottom of the 7th inning and David Wright is on via a walk. Nothing across;

Top of 8th-strange call by 1st Base Umpire, Tim Welke, on a strange interference call. It allowed the Phillies 2 more runs, so Mets lead 7-5, in bottom of 8th inning;

Final of 13-3 RED SOX, TYING A MLB RECORD, SET BY THE BROOKLYN DODGERS IN 1952, by scoring 12 runs in one inning, all with no out;

Top of 9th Inning, K-ROD IN RELIEF FOR THE METS, 2 out in the top of the 9th . Mets WIN IT, 7-5;

About home runs in the New Yankee Stadium-with the short porches, none of those homers were homers in Shea Stadium, nor Citi Field. In Citi Field, it's truly a challenging, asymetrical experience, paying tribute to both the Polo Grounds and Ebbets Field, as well, in part, to Shea Stadium. The current Yankee Stadium's dimensions are the same as the recently-shuttered stadium. In short, all that the Yankees did was build a quasi-clone of the prior stadiums. It's a pop fly homer haven. After Johnny Damon homered into the rf seats, it was 6-6;

Mariano Rivera is NOT A SURE THING, for he gave up consecutive solo homers,one to Carl Crawford(Same spot as Damon's), followed by Evan Longoria(Left Field). Yankees lost to Tampa Bay, 8-6. NONE OF THOSE HOMERS WOULD'VE LEFT THE FIELD IN CITI FIELD;

& Manny-you're an a--hole;

Good Night;

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Game ended. Yankees lost.
MLB
TB:8
NYY:6
F
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Game ended. Mets won!
MLB
PHI:5
NYM:7
F
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Game ended. Red Sox won!
MLB
CLE:3
BOS:13
F
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BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2 HD: Actor Kiefer Sutherland charged with assault following Monday night scuffle with photographer in NYC. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2: MTA CEO Elliot G. Sander has resigned, effective May 22. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

SPORTS NEWS FROM CBS 2: The NY Yankees say Alex Rodriguez will return to the field for the team's game Friday in Baltimore. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

1/2
MLB New York Mets
Reply:
1) Baseball Today (AP)
2) Mets place Oliver Perez on DL with sore knee (Yahoo! Sports)
3) Mets put struggling LHP Oliver Perez

WEATHER ALERT FROM CBS 2: A Severe Thunderstorm Warning has been issued for parts of New Jersey until 2:45 p.m. Go to wcbstv.com/weather for more.

Every Wednesday, it's the Best of Ghost Hunters from 7-11EST on Sci Fi!. 2Nite, don't miss Haunted Museums!
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WBZ Red Sox alert: Sox broadcaster Jerry Remy takes indefinite leave of absence after surgery for lung cancer. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for details.

It May Have Been A Medical Treatment

Manny may have been suspended for taking Medication, prescribed by his Doctor, though it may be a Banned Substance by M L B:

I'll find out later;

Pez!

Manny Ramirez Got Caught

Remember Manny Ramirez?(Click On The Title)

He's out 50 Games;

He tested Positive for Performance-Enhancing Drugs, according to MLB;

What it was, no one knows;

Pez

There Are Two MLB Broadcasters I've Known With Lung Cancer

Note-Both Were HEAVY Smokers:

For 6 Seasons in Boston, 2 In Baltimore and 42 Seasons with The Mets, Robert Allen(Bob)Murphy, gave many a Happy Recap, in New England, in Maryland and all over NY-NJ-CT. His call on WHN 1050 in 1986(Game 6 in the 1986 World Series in The 10th Inning), was the Highlight of his Broadcasting Career. Murph was "The Voice Of Summer In NY". Murphy, as it turned out, was a Heavy Smoker. Bob retired after the '03 Season. Bob died from Lung Cancer in August, '04, at 80;

Late in '08, Jerry Remy had Lung Cancer Surgery. He was recovering, when he caught an Infection and has suffered from Pneumonia. He's at Home and in The Battle Of His Life, here in '09. And Remy is ONLY 56 Years Young;

I miss Ol' Murphy. I already miss Remy;

Murphy Never Made it To Citi Field. Remy, at least, got to see Citi Field, during the 2 Game Exhibition Openers;

It's a rough Season;

Michael

Bombshell Information-The RemDawg-It's Serious

Gerald Peter Remy has more than a case of Pneumonia. According to "Call Of The Green Monster", Mr Remy has Cancer and is battling that at home:

I was wondering what was going on. We People of Good Will, will keep him in our prayers;

I, 1st watched Jerry on FOX Saturday Baseball, in 2000. He was a Joy, then and NOW;

Get Well Gerald, Please;

Michael

Tonight

9-2 Indians over Red Sox:

Jonathan Van Every is no Covelli Loyce(Coco)Crisp;

Later;

Yankees Suck;

Pez

Thahhhhh Yankees Suck

4-3 Tampa Bay over the NY Yankees:

NY Yankees are now losing vs the AL East;

THAHHHHHH Yankees SUCK;

Pez

Phils Vs Mets

0-0 @ Citi Field, with Johann Santana with 10 Ks in 7 innings:

I'm amazed that Chan Ho Park can still pitch, but when one pitches in Texas, one tends to suck;

1-0 Mets is the final score;

YANKEES SUCK;

Pez

Free(As In Air)Acupuncture

There is free acupuncture on Wednesdays, from 12:30pm until 3:30pm, at the American Legion Hall at 193 Canal Street, in Chinatown, in Manhattan:



You heard me-FREE AS IN AIR;



Sponsored by the Asian Services Division of St. Vincent's Hospital, to treat stress & depression, it will leave you relaxed. Herbal Tea is served before & after treatment;



Get well-it's a bargain;



Pez

A Suggestion For Big Papi

I have a suggestion to David Ortiz(Big Papi):



Perhaps, your qi is blocked. Qi is prounounced as chi, as in cheese or Cleese(John, that is). It has been awhile since you've put one either in the seats or out of the park;



Perhaps, a few acupuncture treatments might be up your alley, followed by a Reiki Treatment. You'll feel better, more-relaxed, and may be able to concentrate & be able to poke some pitches into the hinterlands;



It's just a suggestion, as these therapies work;

Or You can wait until Oliver Perez pitches again;



Pez

A Laugh

MLB Fans are carrying Crosses & Stars of David to games:



It's to stop all those Blood-Sucking Umpires;



Lol(From Eamonn, Irish Philosopher & Blogger-Humorist).

Whenever I want to write a thought or two to my blog on Blogger , I simply text it to aj I mean Bloggr or 256447 and my thoughts arrive on my blog. That's why you see these quick articles.

MLB New York Mets
Reply:
1) Livan Hernandez, Mets sweep Braves, 4-3 (AP)
2) Umpire Foster misses Mets-Braves game (AP)
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Red Sox Take The 2nd Game In The New Launching Pad

The Boston Red Sox were at the New Yankee Stadium(New Launching Pad/Toilet), & are now 5-0 vs the Bronx Bumouts. Johnny Damon did blast a 3 run homer to the 2nd deck in right field off Josh Beckett. The final score was 7-3 Red Sox:

Joba Chamberlain k'd 12, after doing his ''Oliver Perez'' imitation in the 1st Inning, as the Yankees Starter;

Tampa Bay plays the Yankees at the launching pad, on Wednesday Evening @ 7:05PM;

& Michael Kay is STILL Annoying;

PEZ

Game ended. Yankees lost.
MLB
BOS:7
NYY:3
F
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Game ended. Red Sox won!
MLB
BOS:7
NYY:3
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Game ended. Mets won!
MLB
NYM:4
ATL:3
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BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2 HD: The State Senate and Assembly have reached an agreement on an MTA bailout. Please go to wcbstv.com for more.

Es Cinco De Mayo. This commemorates a great Mexican Army Victory over the French Army in Mexico. It's not about guzzling Dos Equis or Corona.

CBS News Breaking

BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2: Actor Dom DeLuise has passed away at the age of 75. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2 HD: There is no Times Square-bound express 7 train service from Flushing Main Street to Queensboro Plaza. Go to CBS 2 HD for more.

Game ended. Red Sox won!
MLB
BOS:6
NYY:4
F
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On My Future

I'm planning to take courses in the Eastern Therapies such as aromatherapy, Reiki and meditation:

I believe that it can help people heal themselves, and de-stress them;

I worked in Law Enforcement. I have met real professionals in the business. Unfortunately, I have met my share of a--holes, who cause needless suffering, often for their own personal benefit;

If it is my calling, so be it. I'm investigating the study of Massage Therapy. It beats being a desk jockey;

Mike

Palm Comment

It's too bad that Palm is only into phones, as I loved their handheld computers. One can write an essay, make quick notes & use the web. I think of it as a good laptop replacement. W/a keyboard, it beats lugging around a laptop computer, for certain tasks:

W/a wi-fi & bluetooth connection, you can't beat the Palm E2 & Palm T/X. One can e-mail a report or fax it, while sitting anywhere. One need not be tied to a desk to be productive;

Screw the desk-get into fresh air-much better for you.

Game ended. Mets won!
MLB
NYM:6
ATL:4
F
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Currently, it's raining in The Bronx, as well as all over the NY Metropolitan Area. The Red Sox-Yankees Game is on hold. So, on YES, is another edition of ''Ybb ''Yankeeography'', hosted by John Sterling.

Oliver Perez is now complaining about his knee. It's possible that he hid his knee injury from the Mets. It reminds me of the time that Victor Zambrano hid a shoulder injury from Mets Brass. That Gomer Pyle Look-Alike, Braden Looper, hid a similar injury in 2005. Looks like O P is DL Bound.

Jon Lester Vs Phil Hughes At 7:05P(NESN, YES And ESPN)

For Those Of You in areas covered by YES, which includes the NY-NJ-CT-PA Areas, you're stuck with Michael Kay(Please, NO). On E S P N, Dave O'Brien and The All So Too-Talkative Rick Sutcliffe, will call the Game. On N E S N, Don Orsillo, with Tom Caron-Style Goatee, will probably be working with Buck Martinez, which has not been bad, as Mr Gerald Peter Remy, is recovering from Pneumonia, which All Of Good Will, wish Gerald a Speedy Recovery:

Now, in the case of Jon Lester, he's forcing the Bullpen to work harder, instead of eating up innings, because of having thrown 100+ pitches by the 5th Inning. This needs to change and soon. The Two Game Set is at Yankee Stadium III, a place where David Ortiz may break out of his Homer-less Slump, as The New Stadium has seen 27 Homers clobbered, in April;

We shall see how Mr Hughes does against the traditionally power-laden Red Sox Lineup;

Pez

Brad Penny-The Latest Candidate To Be Labled An "Oliver Perez"

Perhaps, larger than life, or CC Sabathia, which isn't saying much, Penny can't find the strike zone, hence wild:

He's my 1st Nominee in The "Ollie Perez" Sweepstakes;

He doesn't get there by being paid $36M for 3 Years. He has pitching problems;

David Wells was huge, as well, but, at least, David could pitch;

Perhaps, Omar The Clueless could have him;

Pez

An Announcement

I have decided to pursue something else, so I'm putting in my papers for retirement:

One can only sit at a desk for so long, handling loads of stress, especially when there's no physical outlet. I 'll even head back to school;

It will be of a healing nature. During this medical leave, I have learned quite a bit about alternative medicine and healing. I'd rather facilitate healing, rather than act aggressively against people, a has been done in law enforcement, through the years, as it leads to bad burnout;

Pray for me, folks;

Mike

Uninspired

The Boston Bruins played uninspired NHL Playoff Hockey:

In 1986, The Bruins were the only Boston team w/o the karma. The Red Sox had the karma, except in Games 6 &7 of the 1986 World Series. The Celtics had the karma, as did the Patriots;

2-0 Carolina, was the final score;

UNINSPIRED;

Pez

More Bruins Comment

It's 2-0 Carolina over the Bruins at TD Banknorth Garden in Boston in the North End. I wonder if Phil Esposito and Bobby Orr are available?

Bruins Comment

I was 17 in 1972, and that was the last time the Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup. It was the Bobby Orr-Phil Esposito Era.

Final Score In Tampa

Game ended. Red Sox lost.
MLB
BOS:3
TB:5
F
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Another Day Late & Another "Penny" Short

Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2: Former congressman Jack Kemp, a one-time vice presidential nominee, has died at age 73. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

Last Night's Final Score

Game ended. Red Sox won!
MLB
BOS:10
TB:6
F
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347.742.3834(The Number To Call For WorkSong Community Acupuncture)

Isobeau Trybula, a Nice Acupuncturist, running a Community Acupuncture Studio, has a nice setup, in a former Taxi Stand, at 88 Franklin Street, just off Calyer Street, in Greenpoint, Brooklyn:

Sliding Scale, between $15 and $40-Pay what you can afford. She has 5 0 Gravity Chairs and 3 Tables;

Peaceful way to become well;

Give her a call;

Mike

Buck Was Mc Carver-less, Yesterday

Just viewed Mets-Phillies Highlights from FOX Sports. Buck was w/o Mc Carver:

Strange!

A Mc Carverless Buck is better than Buck with Ol' Tim;

Mets lose it 6-5. Oliver Perez STILL SUCKS;

Pez

TWO Days In A Wind Tunnel In The Bronx

Monday and Tuesday, The Red Sox will be in The Bronx. Maybe, Papi will break out of his Homerless Slump:

The ball carries really-well in YS III(Just ask Jeter);

"Jimmy Fund" Fundraiser at Professor Thom's;

For 2 More Nights, we're stuck with that Professional Putz, he who spoke of "No Hitters and The Holocost", Michael Kay and the YES Crew;

Pez

JEFFY

Jeffy? You did a great job setting up Willie Randolph that it's now affecting Jerry. Are you waiting from Bernezard for That IDIOT in Washington?

Final Score

Game ended. Mets lost.
MLB
NYM:5
PHI:6
F
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2-0 Red Sox In The 1st Inning

J. D. Drew doubled in Youkilis and Pedroia, and the Sawx have 2 runs in the top of the 1st with the Rays coming to bat against Wakefield. The Mets, meanwhile, continue to SUCK.

NESN Looks Strange-Sorta Like tbs

Don Orsillo, with goatee, is without RemDawg. RemDog is ill. A tbs colleague, Buck Martinez, who also works for MASN, is filling in for RemDawg. And Big Papi has no pop in his bat. Wakey is on the mound for the Red Sox in Tampa Bay.

AWFUL-It Was AWFUL

Sort of in tribute to a Past Grand Knight of K of C Council 5103, whenever he heard our Cantor singing, he always said the word "AWFUL", because the girl sang as if she was an Alley Cat in a frenzy, The Red Sox were AWFUL in the pitching department, in that Circus Tent in Tampa Bay:

6-2 was the final. It was as if Justin Masterson was Oliver Perez;

Watch out for DFYankees-they're warming up;

Pez

From February 17th, '09-Is THIS A Harbringer For The '09 Mets Season?

With the exception of the last ramp section & a utility shed, Shea Stadium is gone. It ended when the remaining concourses were ripped to the ground near 4:30PM, ET:

I burst into tears a couple of minutes later;

Cassie of Bensonhurst and George of Woodside, I thank both of you for standing next to me when it all really ended;

@ 11:00AM, ET, Today, The remaining ramp & utility shed, will come down. But, it was the seating areas and concourses removal, which said ''SHEA IS GONE'';

Shea Goodbye-Farewell Shea Stadium*

My Palm T/X

I remember my 1st Palm Handheld Computer, the m130, which was a color model.
It, like the Palm T/X, was simple to use, when writing documents, and was adapted for web use, with the unit being linked to the web with a mobile phone, using infrared:

Currently, my Palm T/X, links to my eMac, via Bluetooth, as to exchange documents, without wires. It can operate on the web with either a bluetooth or infrared phone, or on Wi-Fi. I think of the Palm T/X, as if it was a laptop computer, only w/o the weight;

The current unit is now 4 years old, and is still useful, and old by handheld standards;

It's a keeper, as it keeps working;

Pez

REAL Reiki

To the Asian Dudes, @ Queens Center, who charge $12 for 10 minutes to administer the Japanese Technique called Reiki, let me just inform you dudes that what you do, has NOTHING to do with Reiki. Tuina-Yes, but NOT Reiki, is practiced by you:

In real Reiki, it is a light, gentle touch type of therapy, NOT one, where my muscles feel tight, or where one is quite-sore after a treatment. Reiki is not about painful treatment;

There is speaking by the therapist, of a gentle nature. Somehow, my therapist tended to know my area of pain, slightly in my right leg. This is Energy Therapy;

The Great Reiki Master Teacher, Sheryl Glick, handled the treatment. It was a free treatment. I enjoyed every minute of the session. It was offered by ''The Center For Alternative Medicine'', a nice place at 84-16 Jamaica Avenue, in Woodhaven, here in Queens;

Mychal