Lester Scares Me-A "The Pez Report" Brief Essay

Game ended. Red Sox lost.
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TB:14
BOS:5
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Jon Lester is having problems w/his pitch count. He never seems to go past the 5th inning of a game. Giving up 8 runs and 8 hits over 4 1/3 innings, is not a good sign that things are fine and dandy:

W/The final score of 14-5, Rays over Red Sox, it wouldn't be a pleasant ride on the ''T'', for many people, especially if a Green Line Operator feels like going into a text message frenzy, outside of Government Center;

Perhaps Jon could get tuned up by a Reiki treatment, some acupuncture, and perhaps, Quantum Touch, which may make Jon, Jon Again;

It surely beats Manny's Solution;

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