MMDCCLXXXVII-Mets Fans In A Dilema
THIS was a perplexing time for Mets Fans. There are, currently, 2 factions in ''Orange & Blue Land'':
''The Nouveau Faction'' will root for the Yankees, whenever a NL East team is involved. The Traditioalits, known as ''Shea's Old Guard'', will root for the Yankees, when pigs fly, meaning NEVER;
I can imagine how it would sound in a Catholic Confessional Booth. The booth would sound rather unusual;
''Bless Me Father, for I have Sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession.''
If the priest is a Yankees Fan, he will mete out almost no Penance. If the priest is a Mets Fan:
10 Our Fathers, 10 Hail Marys, 10 Glory BeS', & Make a Good Act of Contrition;
If you're a Mets fan, here's hoping your confessors weren't either Bishop Thomas V. Daily or Bishop W'm Murphy, as both were ordained for the RC Archdiocese of Boston. That penance would be a whopper;
The Pez Report
''The Nouveau Faction'' will root for the Yankees, whenever a NL East team is involved. The Traditioalits, known as ''Shea's Old Guard'', will root for the Yankees, when pigs fly, meaning NEVER;
I can imagine how it would sound in a Catholic Confessional Booth. The booth would sound rather unusual;
''Bless Me Father, for I have Sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession.''
If the priest is a Yankees Fan, he will mete out almost no Penance. If the priest is a Mets Fan:
10 Our Fathers, 10 Hail Marys, 10 Glory BeS', & Make a Good Act of Contrition;
If you're a Mets fan, here's hoping your confessors weren't either Bishop Thomas V. Daily or Bishop W'm Murphy, as both were ordained for the RC Archdiocese of Boston. That penance would be a whopper;
The Pez Report
Labels: MLB;NY Mets
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