Drug Commercials On TV Sports-A "The Pez Report" Special

Pharmaceutical Commercials are all the rage on sporting events on FOX, ESPN, NBC, ABC, CBS, TNT and tbs. They advertize a pill to calm you down, a pill to pick you up, a pill to get it up, etc:

Valdrex was the drug of the night on ESPN NBA Coverage. Supposedly, it prevents genital herpes;

BTW, so does ABSTINENCE, which BTW, has no side effets, and is not a drug;

''Hi, I'm the town hoowah, & have herpes+advanced syphillus, while my partner, the Health Commissioner has nothing, & we took Valdrex & he caught nothing'';

Yeah, sure;

Imagine a drug called ''Manny's Passion'', with this warning of banned by Major League Baseball. Well, Manny is banned for 49 more games;

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