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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Red Sox "Qi"-Out Of Balance(MMDCCXCIX)

It started in Fenway Park, this Weekend, with Daisuke Matsuzaka, "Pitching" rather-wildly, just off the DL, as One Gary Sheffield put one up in the Fisk Corner, with both Kevin Youkilis and David Ortiz, being K Victims, 3X each, vs Johan Santana, who had 8 Strikeouts. On Saturday, "Video Review", showed Mets 3rd String Catcher, Omir Santos, homering above the Green Monster, and Jonathan Papelbon losing his cool:

Papi is batting below the "Mendoza Line", at .194. He's now hitting 6th In The Lineup in Minnesota, vs the Twins, in that soon to disappear Cloth Dome;

Daisuke Matsuzaka still has trouble pitching;

Red Sox Bats have gone silent;

Toronto has begun "S----ing The Bed", as they've lost 9 Straight Games, all on the road;

"Qi" is Chinese for Balance-Yes, I do love getting poked by Acupuncturists;

They Who Hit Wind Blown Balls In The Bronx, are tied with Us for 1st;

Send The Red Sox to The Nearest Acupuncturists to restore their "Qi", PRONTO;

The Pez Report

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