A Suggestion For Big Papi

I have a suggestion to David Ortiz(Big Papi):



Perhaps, your qi is blocked. Qi is prounounced as chi, as in cheese or Cleese(John, that is). It has been awhile since you've put one either in the seats or out of the park;



Perhaps, a few acupuncture treatments might be up your alley, followed by a Reiki Treatment. You'll feel better, more-relaxed, and may be able to concentrate & be able to poke some pitches into the hinterlands;



It's just a suggestion, as these therapies work;

Or You can wait until Oliver Perez pitches again;



Pez