It's STILL The Steroid Era

Indeed it is the Steroid Era:

I know that Yankee Fans are having a field day over Manny Ramirez;

Hey, you had Roger, GiamBALCO, and A-Roid. In fact you still have A-Roid;

HGH can't be traced w/o a Blood Test. Is that WHY, in June of '05 that Giambi looked so sickly, then in July, he looked like Superman;

Manny took Gonadotrphine to get it up? Sure, and I have a Bridge in Brooklyn, I'd like to sell you;

Remember Roger? I remember him falling on the mound TWICE, in person. Perhaps that was 'roid withdrawl;

And GiamBALCO looked sick in '04 from all that withdrawl from 'roids;

Now, you STILL have A-Roid;

The Pez Report

Ode To Manny Ramirez-A "The Pez Report" Sendup

To the tune of ''Ode To Joy'', the ''Ode To Manny'', is hereby presented & commissioned:

Manny, You Betrayed The Nation, from New England, far and wide:
Gave us great joy in '04 & again 2 years ago;
Then you faked us by your slackoff, plotting in the left field wall;
Then you took Gonadotrophin, & that ended it all;

BTW-Manny Ramirez is now on ''The Riviera List'', where the ''F Word'', precedes all those on that list;

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MMDCXCIX-Gonadotropin-"The Pez Report For 05/08/09"

Perhaps, unless Manny Ramirez was going through Male Menopause, which might explain why he got himself ejected for arguing a 3rd Strike call on April 20th, '08, after I travelled from Queens to watch the Red Sox at Fenway Park, I ask as to WHY Manny would go to HIS Physician, not with the Dodgers, but in Florida:

I know that players like to seek an edge;

Gonadotropin, a 'roid, aids in the increase in Testosterone. This drug treats both Males and Females;

Now, I can see WHY James Timothy Mc Carver, went Postal over Manny RAMIREZ, in Post-Season last year. Manny, beloved by Red Sox Nation, often put up with "Manny Being Manny" for a number of years. In short, Manny was being an a--hole, for periods of time, going through, possibly, Male Menopause. Then, again, Manny was looking for attention;

BUT, going to some Doctor, other than the Team Doctor, shouldda sent up red flags. Why NOT your club's Doctor;

HOW will Joe Torre manage the Dodgers? Frankly, I'm of The Opinion that the World Champion Yankees of 1996, 1998, 1999 and Y2K were Co-Managed by Don Zimmer. When George Steinbrenner forced Zimmer out, Torre deteriorated as Yankees Manager, from '03, onward;

I have never seen so many players play into their 40s. When I was a kid in Brooklyn, NY, 35 was Senior Citizen Status. 45 is the new 35;

Manny was seeking "The Fountain Of Yout" as we'd say in Brooklyn;

I can see WHY Mc Carver, referred to Manny's Antics as "Despicable, Despicable";

Manny isn't being Manny-He is NOW an A--hole. Youth cannot be found at the end of a Syringe. WHY NOT try Acupuncture, which is both safe and NATURAL;

The End Of "The Pez Report"

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