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Sunday, May 24, 2009

As Part Of My "Boo-Hiss Mets" Weekend, Just Who TF Is Omir Santos?

Whilst I watched said Saturday Night Game at Professor Thom's, Jonathan Papelbon fell apart. He didn't fall apart due to that Steroided A-Hole, known by us simply as either "A---H-l-" or "Slappy Mc Blue Lips". No, Pap walked Gary Sheffield and threw one down Brookline Avenue, to some dude called Omir Santos, who hit a ball, subjected to Umpire Review, as Cowboy Joe West, consulted the Park Avenue Replay Room:

It was a 2 Run Home Run. It was the 1st Ever Time that Instant Replay was used at Fenway Park. The Ball did clear the Green Monster;

A 3rd String Backup Catcher? This after calling Omar Minaya a string of names, none of them printable, I do ask this-can Omir Santos do this in Citi Field?

The Game was saved by a Putz-JJ to be exact. All balls were hit at fielders-this is a guy with bone spurs in his elbow. K-Rod was unavailable;

"Mets Suck" Weekend continues TODAY, as they Face Perfessor Wakey and His Magical Knuckleball;

Wakey? Don't Replicate what you did on Saturday, June 14th, 1997 At Shea Stadium, where Starting Pitcher, Mark Clark Homered. Whoops, I just remembered that the DH is in effect at Fenway Park;

For those viewing the Game-in New England, the Game will have Announcer Boy and "Eck", on N E S N. On WPIX 11, it'll be Gary and Keith, in various parts of the US and Puerto Rico. On tbs(Very Funny), it'll be Chip Caray and Ron Darling;

The Pez Report

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