The Reason WHY Essays Are Called "The Pez Report"
I think that the name "The Wilton-North Report" was taken. You don't know what "The Wilton-North Report" was? If in case you don't remember "The Wilton-North Report", it actually replaced "The Late Show Starring Joan Rivers", the 1st-Ever Program on the Brand Spanking New FOX Network, premiering in September, 1986. "The Wilton-North Report" was in the form of News and Entertainment, ala "Tonight-America After Dark", on NBC, in the 1950s. Besides, Mr Murdoch would launch an Armada Of Barristers, if I called this "The Wilton-North Report":
One fair Saturday, after going with a Red Sox Meetup Group, to the land of Canned Chili and Manhattan Clam Chowder, to that dive at West 4th Street and 7th Avenue South, the evening before, from whence I had a touch of Food Poisoning from the Canned Chili, I caught some heat from The Gang at Professor Thom's. For you see, I had gone to the place where the "F" Word precedes the name of the place, & the Owners of The Place, especially Kazmerzcyk(Pronounced Kazmarek). Let's just say that this place is named after a region of Southern France and Northern Italy, as well as Monaco, noted for incredibly beautiful beaches and Soft, Beautiful Women. This place calls itself a Red Sox Bar, but WHAT TF kind of Red Sox Bar would still have a picture of that Reprobate, William R. Clemens, in a Red Sox Jersey, as well as a choice of only 3 Tap Beers, and whose General Manager is a Yankees Fan? OK, it's called "The Riviera Bar And Sports Cafe'" and is NOT on Jim Mc Guire's Recommended List of Red Sox-Friendly Locations, probably because Alex Rodriguez would feel at home, there;
As I was enjoying Freshly-Made Chili at Professor Thom's, a place where Alex Rodriguez would NOT feel at home in, The Esteemed Mr Wertz, noticing that my head was as shorn as Kevin Youkilis, or Telly Savalas, had a Charlie Brown Pez Dispenser on the bar. The Dispenser was known as Giant Pez, as Charlie Brown has never been seen with hair, so hence my nickname of Pez, was born;
"The Pez Report", It Shall Be!
One fair Saturday, after going with a Red Sox Meetup Group, to the land of Canned Chili and Manhattan Clam Chowder, to that dive at West 4th Street and 7th Avenue South, the evening before, from whence I had a touch of Food Poisoning from the Canned Chili, I caught some heat from The Gang at Professor Thom's. For you see, I had gone to the place where the "F" Word precedes the name of the place, & the Owners of The Place, especially Kazmerzcyk(Pronounced Kazmarek). Let's just say that this place is named after a region of Southern France and Northern Italy, as well as Monaco, noted for incredibly beautiful beaches and Soft, Beautiful Women. This place calls itself a Red Sox Bar, but WHAT TF kind of Red Sox Bar would still have a picture of that Reprobate, William R. Clemens, in a Red Sox Jersey, as well as a choice of only 3 Tap Beers, and whose General Manager is a Yankees Fan? OK, it's called "The Riviera Bar And Sports Cafe'" and is NOT on Jim Mc Guire's Recommended List of Red Sox-Friendly Locations, probably because Alex Rodriguez would feel at home, there;
As I was enjoying Freshly-Made Chili at Professor Thom's, a place where Alex Rodriguez would NOT feel at home in, The Esteemed Mr Wertz, noticing that my head was as shorn as Kevin Youkilis, or Telly Savalas, had a Charlie Brown Pez Dispenser on the bar. The Dispenser was known as Giant Pez, as Charlie Brown has never been seen with hair, so hence my nickname of Pez, was born;
"The Pez Report", It Shall Be!
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