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Just how tf did ''The HouseThat Jeter Built On An Indian Burial Ground'', get to be such a homer haven. It may be time to bring in the scientists from M I T in Cambridge, for answers, as 58 balls, which would never make the fences in Citi Field, in most cases, fly all over The Oversized Bunker:

It's across the street from ''The House That Lindsay & Beame Renovated'', yet, as I suspect, due to the circulation of air, which was not a problem in the old dump, and the same distances as the old dump, balls are flying out of there;

You know that David Ortiz is in trouble, power-wise, when he can't reach the seats in the new stadium, a grey new dump, with little personality;

The Twins have no bullpen;

Yankees 3-2 over Minnesota in ''The Oversized Grey Monument'';

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