S--tting The Bed-The Pez Report

It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to know that the NY Mets are s--tting the bed on the Left Coast:

3 Balks by Mike Pelfrey on Sunday Evening;

Ryan Church not touching 3rd Base;

Angel Pagan f--cking up fly ball;

That was LAST Night;

Now for this evening on S N Y
It's More of The Same Old S--t;

Dan Murphy dropped a line drive;

Sure, John Maine drove in 2 Runs with a Single with the bags full;

He gave up a 3 Run Homer to Casey Blake;

Maine F---s up as if he was Oliver Perez;

F--- Omar & F--- Jeffy;

The Pez Report Says To Omar and Jeffy, in the words of Fitzy;

"You 2 need to G F Y" & I don't mean "Good For You"!

See! That was easy;

Good Night & G F Y!