I Hate Domes With Astroturf

The Red Sox are 2-3 in Domed Stadiums With Astroturf(Of Course, losing 2/3 to The Mets in Fenway Park didn't help at all, with Papi hitting below the Mendoza Line):

Wakefield & The Knuckler-Not Effective, as he was engaged in giving up 6 runs at Rogers Centre in Toronto, which had the top down. Game was lost 6-3;

BLOWS!

The Pez Report;

Red Sox down by 1/2 To The Wind Tunnel Yankees.