Writing With Thumbs

I am writing this post on my iPod Touch at the 5th Avenue Apple Store in Manhattan as the wi fi signal is strong here.
Too bad that only the mobile version of Vimeo runs on this.
Vimeo has truly creative videos, while You Tube has "Fred", which isn not saying much.

The Pez Report

Thanks Fer Nuthin', FAWX

The Red Sox are in Toronto playing the Jays. N E S N is on the air all over New England, except in Fairfield County, CT. Jays coverage is on C B C:

Because of a rule in the United States, a certain network called FAWX has exclusivity between 1PM and 7PM, ET, which means that Tim Mc Cavah can go on a bender over one Derek Jeter in this period. So for those of us in Red Sox Nation outside of New England, we're fawked;

Instead, the Arsecaps at FAWX will be giving us Mets at Braves. You know the Mets-they sign broken down Latino Players discovered by Omar Minaya, who's still actively pursuing the signing of Steve Carlton. Is Juan Marichal in the wings Omar?

Fawk FAWX!

The Pez Report.

The Reason WHY Essays Are Called "The Pez Report"

I think that the name "The Wilton-North Report" was taken. You don't know what "The Wilton-North Report" was? If in case you don't remember "The Wilton-North Report", it actually replaced "The Late Show Starring Joan Rivers", the 1st-Ever Program on the Brand Spanking New FOX Network, premiering in September, 1986. "The Wilton-North Report" was in the form of News and Entertainment, ala "Tonight-America After Dark", on NBC, in the 1950s. Besides, Mr Murdoch would launch an Armada Of Barristers, if I called this "The Wilton-North Report":

One fair Saturday, after going with a Red Sox Meetup Group, to the land of Canned Chili and Manhattan Clam Chowder, to that dive at West 4th Street and 7th Avenue South, the evening before, from whence I had a touch of Food Poisoning from the Canned Chili, I caught some heat from The Gang at Professor Thom's. For you see, I had gone to the place where the "F" Word precedes the name of the place, & the Owners of The Place, especially Kazmerzcyk(Pronounced Kazmarek). Let's just say that this place is named after a region of Southern France and Northern Italy, as well as Monaco, noted for incredibly beautiful beaches and Soft, Beautiful Women. This place calls itself a Red Sox Bar, but WHAT TF kind of Red Sox Bar would still have a picture of that Reprobate, William R. Clemens, in a Red Sox Jersey, as well as a choice of only 3 Tap Beers, and whose General Manager is a Yankees Fan? OK, it's called "The Riviera Bar And Sports Cafe'" and is NOT on Jim Mc Guire's Recommended List of Red Sox-Friendly Locations, probably because Alex Rodriguez would feel at home, there;

As I was enjoying Freshly-Made Chili at Professor Thom's, a place where Alex Rodriguez would NOT feel at home in, The Esteemed Mr Wertz, noticing that my head was as shorn as Kevin Youkilis, or Telly Savalas, had a Charlie Brown Pez Dispenser on the bar. The Dispenser was known as Giant Pez, as Charlie Brown has never been seen with hair, so hence my nickname of Pez, was born;

"The Pez Report", It Shall Be!