One Can Safely Say That Jeffy Wilpon Is The Mets GM-As Attested To Tim Redding's "Pitching"

On Yesterday's S N Y-P I X, tbs and N E S N Extravaganza, Jere Smith would've appreciated all those shots of Kapstein and Drinkwater, to his heart's content, as Bill Webb, unhindered by Doofus Joe -uck and Tim Mc Fullof---t, was contented to work with Gary Cohen(Dartmouth) and Ron Darling(Yale):

Kevin Burkhardt(S N Y), originally from that Bastion Of Keen Intellectualism(W F A N 660), played the Ken Rosenthal Role, was in the scoreboard, in The Green Monster and all over Fenway Park, while Gary and Ron were calling the Game on PIX11;

It's apparent that Jeffy Wilpon, referred to by Mets Fans, nastily, as "A--h-l- and a Retard'', is running the Ballclub, as the De Facto General Manager. Omar Minaya, referred to by The Omnipotent Q Of Midwood, Brooklyn, as a "Big, Fat Idiot & A Clueless Putz", is GM in Name only, which makes the signing of one Tim Redding, entirely plausible, as Jeffy is looking to throw Omar under the Q48 Bus, which runs by $iti Field;

Redding, perhaps another Steve Trachsel(Which Isn't Saying Much), did not please those Denizens Of $iti Field, yesterday, as Mike Lowell(Mi-Lo)spanked a pitch into the Parking Garage on Lansdowne;

Yesterday's Game was delayed by a Thunderstorm with Hail and Heavy Rain for 37 Minutes. Wakey's Knuckler didn't dance too well, as Ramon Castro, the 2nd String Catcher, hit Fisk's Pole for a Solo Shot;

The Final Score In The 3rd Game Of "Despising The Mets Weekend" was 12-5, Red Sox;

Papi is a cause of concern, as he looks all broken down, being K'd so much;

& with the Huge Mets Crowd, Fenway Park started to sound like Citi Field. Citi Field On Lansdowne? Whoa!

One thing about S N Y Coverage, there were a lot of Old Red Sox Highlights shown on the Network. They covered angles only FOX Viewers could see. Then Again, Bill Webb directs both S N Y and FOX Telecasts;

It was expert coverage, though not a good weekend for Sox Enthusiasts, but the Red Sox are in 1st Place in the AL East, and take to the Road, today;

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