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All Gone

I was at Fenway Park on May 17th, 2008, when Dice-K was eating the Milwaukee Brewers alive. News went around that US Senator Edward Moore Kennedy had collapsed during a seafood dinner:

Last Night, Ted Kennedy died. Since the death of Robert in June, 1968, Ted became the Patriarch of the Family;

I come from the heady era of the 1960s. I remember the assassinations of President John F Kennedy & his brother, US Senator Robert F Kennedy, in 1963 & 1968;

Teddy worked hard for the People of the Commonwealth of MA. He was of the Liberal Wing of the Democrats;

He passed peacefully last night;

Kyrie Elaison!

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WFAN Alert: SNY is reporting that the Mets Billy Wagner has been traded to the Red Sox for 2 players to be named later & Red Sox pay his remaining $2M+ salary.

WBZ Red Sox Alert: Sox acquire reliever Billy Wagner from New York Mets for two players to be named later. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for updates.

OK It Was 12-8 VS The Pale Hose At The Fens But There Are Questions

#1-How much in the way of Baseball can one write? This Year, Mr Henry & Company may find out that they may need a New Fenway Park, with a Capacity of 43K+more Luxury Seating:

#2-Why do I add a lot of Catholicism to my writing? It is my Faith & why shouldn't it be shared;

#3-Why are the NY Mets appearing on here? Their Fans are tired of owners who like to b---s--- the world;

#4-I'm busy with my next project & my 2nd Novela has gone online for sale.

2nd E-Novel

Click on Title to go to the latest e-book. You'll like it!

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Mets Fan Families At Mass

I was at the 5:15PM Mass at St Agnes on East 43rd Street, Between Lexington and 3rd Avenues, just a short distance from Grand Central Station, from whence the IRT Lexington Avenue and Flushing Lines, run to. The Theme of the Epistle, Gospel and Homily was The Eucharist:

There is a tremendous difference between Mets Fans and Yankees Fans in this area. I find that Mets Fans tend to be more family-oriented. They appear together at Mass and wear their gear at Mass. They also tend to receive Holy Communion together at Mass. They also tend more towards a Serious-Minded Mass, and not the Folk Version;

& this is the Traditional Mets Fan Base being disregarded by Mets Ownership. I see these fans at Mass, more than any other Fan Base. Not only that, they can laugh somewhat about their team.

& They are People Of Faith, who don't consider their team as a Religion.

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World Class MORONS

Owned by Fred & JEFFY!(Click on Title to read).

SELL THE METS, NOW!

I am not a happy camper with 8-4 Yankees lead.

I refuse to listen to Yankees Red Sox on WCBS 880. I'm listening to WRKO via MLB GAMEDAY AUDIO. NO STERLING-WALDMAN FOR ME.

5 Homers, Josh? Please! Not good!

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Click On This Title

I think you'll like it. The Novela has been cleared for publishing. There are actual mentions of 2 Red Sox Games in the Novel.

Game ended. Mets lost.
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Tortured orphans want the team to come out and play! Ghost Hunters Int'l Season Finale 2NIte @ 9/8c on SyFy.

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Red Sox Alert: Youkilis and Porcello suspended 5 games each for Tuesday night brawl. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for details.

Red Sox Alert: Youkilis and Porcello suspended 5 games each for Tuesday night brawl. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for details.

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Jere Is RIGHT/We Don't Need Sound Effects

Fenway Park is not that land of Flatulence(Yankee Stadium III=Toilet III):

Our fans don't need a million sound effects, like when to clap or cheer. Then, again, our fans actually know what they're there for;

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The MDC Looks Like He Could Pitch For JEFFY & Omar/6-5 Red Sox Over Tigers In Kenmore Last Evening

Manny Del Carmen of Hyde Park, pitched like he'd be a Personal Selection of Jeffy Wilpon. In Short, it was awful, as he allowed the score to be tied at 5-5:

Brad(Or is that Bad)Penny started last night. He must be becoming a choice for Omar Minaya(That isn't saying much);

At least the Offense is awakening after a week's vacation, with Pedroia & Bay, homering;

It wasn't pretty, but a win is a win;

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MMCM-I Feel Honored & Touched By These People(Clue-NOT A-Rod)

It was 5:15PM-ET & it was time for Mass @ St Agnes-East 43rd Street betwwen Lexington & 3rd Avenues in Midtown, Manhattan:

I was at Mass with 5 People(None with 1st Name of Madonna). I was deeply touched by their devotion to The Holy Sacrifice Of The Mass. It had no Guitar Music(Mercifully), in fact no music;

The Folk Mass has passed beyond its' Usefulness in attracting young people, like about 30 Years ago. Today's Mass had a younger crowd, which is GREAT;

Who NEEDS "Kumbaya", when either Gregorian Chant or No Music will Suffice;

Lori? Grace? Heather? Sean? Brian? Thank You as I love all of you, as the Homily was about The Eucharist;

As for The Red Sox losing to the Yankees, 5-2, I may not be a "Happy Camper" but that's Life;

In Nomini Patris, Et Filli Et Spiritu Sancti, Amen;

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Already, a reliever is relieving a convfrted reliever. Only in Mets World is this possible.

Funny About Googling The Word Baboon

I ggoled the word "Baboon." All I could come up with was a few sites for Baboon Books or The Baboon Speaks. I thought maybe Tim Mc Carver, Omar Minaya or the Wilpons would come up. Alas, none of those names came up in regards to Baboon.

Very Funny!

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Timmy? SHUT YER YAP

NO 2004 Players from The Sox wished the Yankees well in the World Series. NONE!

What a D--k!

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WBZ Red Sox Alert: David Ortiz says he never used steroids. He blames positive drug test on vitamins and supplements. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for details.

5:33 For THIS?

The Red Sox lost to The Yankees 2-0:

5:33 to play this game;

Was at "The Hairy Monk" to watch this Game;

Was nervous like No Tomorrow;

Infuriated like no tomorrow as when A-Jerk's Homer went to LF;

I doubt that was a Homer in the "Old Terlit"

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That piece of s--- aroid homered off a rookie. F--- him.

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WBZ Red Sox Alert: John Smoltz has been designated for assignment. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for more team news.

WBZ Red Sox Alert: Team places OF Rocco Baldelli on 15 day disabled list. Recalled Josh Reddick. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for more team news.

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Theo? Titan Tom From Billerica Might Be Available

"Titan Tom" is Tommy Glavine. He's from a town which is connected by "T Commuter Rail." He is 43 and has won over 300 Games. I believe that he's available for a Song:

John Smoltz may make a Good Mid Innings Reliever, as his days as a Starter are OVER. He got racked for 5 runs in 6 Innings. It's a good thing that The Red Sox scored 6 Runs to defeat the Orioles 6-5, brining the Sox to just a half game behind the Yankees, who are actually facing a contending White Sox Team, hence the Yankees are s---ing the proverbial bed. The Yankees are not facing a team bringing in reserves from a Class A Team in Coney Island;

Theo? You're so much-smarter than that schmuck, Omar Minaya(Who Isn't). Smoltzi is DONE;

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The CHB Says NOTHING

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2009/07/31/suffering_from_roid_rage/
Dan Shaughnessy of The NY Times-Owned Boston Globe, known to Red Sox Aficionados as "The Curly Haired Bastard", a proverbial throwback to Dick Young and his heyday with the NY Daily News & NY Post, is giving his take on the recent revelation that David Ortiz tested positive in 2003 for Steroids.

In regards to this story, I'm wondering WHY nothing about the way Protein Drinks are made in the Dominican Republic, is investigated or mentioned.

The DR is NOT the United States, in any way, shape or form. The DR produces some amazing MLB Players. Their Neutraceutical and Pharmaceutical Standards are quite-different from the USA. That is a question which must be investigated, especially if, as David Ortiz stated, he was consuming Protein Shakes.

The CHB does work for a NY Times Subsidiary. He just might be repeating the "Company Line."

As Usual, Dan says NOTHING.

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It's A DICE-y Situation

60 Days on the DL:

Daisuke Matsuzaka, who blew away the Milwaukee Brewers last May 17th, couldn't even figure out the Mets in May;

His shoulder put him on the list;

I'm of the opinion that he's older than he says he is, like by 3 years if measured in how Asians count the 1st Birthday(It got Taiwan's LL into Trouble some years ago);

It may be time to call in "The Jacket" from his Jersey Shore Retreat, as he's worked some wonders with Scott Kazmir;

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redsoxnow: by @Matsuzaka_News: The Red Sox transferred Matsuzaka to the 60-day disabled list on Friday, the Associated Press rep... http://bit.ly/LmSHb

My 1st Novel A Novella

My 1st Novel A Novella

The 17% Solution Speaks To Save Their Paper

The 17% Solution is a renowned, abeit Liberal Newspaper of the Broadsheet Variety. They are partners in New England Sports Ventures. But their primary business is the News:

They are, I guess, trying to revive their flopping revenues. They have reported a leaked story that Sr David Ortiz and that Putz, Manny Ramirez, both failed a 2003 Steroid Test. Manny did get caught earlier this year with a banned substance in his system & received a 50 Game Suspension;

The Paper is The New York Times, the "Grey Lady of Times Square" & Owner of The Boston Globe;

With the revelations of Messrs Ortiz & Ramirez & their 'roid Test Troubles, will the next FAWX Telecast be filled with 8 Innings of Patter from two guys who're on the Professor Thom's Sanctioned "F--- The Riviera List"? Bet on it. -uck & Mc Cavah are going to be on all cylinders with this story, until people turn off their sets to go do something else;

One wonders what substance Papi used. It's up to him to come clean;

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