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Saturday, August 01, 2009

The 17% Solution Speaks To Save Their Paper

The 17% Solution is a renowned, abeit Liberal Newspaper of the Broadsheet Variety. They are partners in New England Sports Ventures. But their primary business is the News:

They are, I guess, trying to revive their flopping revenues. They have reported a leaked story that Sr David Ortiz and that Putz, Manny Ramirez, both failed a 2003 Steroid Test. Manny did get caught earlier this year with a banned substance in his system & received a 50 Game Suspension;

The Paper is The New York Times, the "Grey Lady of Times Square" & Owner of The Boston Globe;

With the revelations of Messrs Ortiz & Ramirez & their 'roid Test Troubles, will the next FAWX Telecast be filled with 8 Innings of Patter from two guys who're on the Professor Thom's Sanctioned "F--- The Riviera List"? Bet on it. -uck & Mc Cavah are going to be on all cylinders with this story, until people turn off their sets to go do something else;

One wonders what substance Papi used. It's up to him to come clean;

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