It's A DICE-y Situation

60 Days on the DL:

Daisuke Matsuzaka, who blew away the Milwaukee Brewers last May 17th, couldn't even figure out the Mets in May;

His shoulder put him on the list;

I'm of the opinion that he's older than he says he is, like by 3 years if measured in how Asians count the 1st Birthday(It got Taiwan's LL into Trouble some years ago);

It may be time to call in "The Jacket" from his Jersey Shore Retreat, as he's worked some wonders with Scott Kazmir;

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