Theo? Titan Tom From Billerica Might Be Available

"Titan Tom" is Tommy Glavine. He's from a town which is connected by "T Commuter Rail." He is 43 and has won over 300 Games. I believe that he's available for a Song:

John Smoltz may make a Good Mid Innings Reliever, as his days as a Starter are OVER. He got racked for 5 runs in 6 Innings. It's a good thing that The Red Sox scored 6 Runs to defeat the Orioles 6-5, brining the Sox to just a half game behind the Yankees, who are actually facing a contending White Sox Team, hence the Yankees are s---ing the proverbial bed. The Yankees are not facing a team bringing in reserves from a Class A Team in Coney Island;

Theo? You're so much-smarter than that schmuck, Omar Minaya(Who Isn't). Smoltzi is DONE;

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