It IS That Time Of Year-Barf Bags Anyone?

The NLCS will begin tonight, with Phillies at Dodgers. Chip Caray(AWFUL) will be with Ron Darling.

The ALCS, tomorrow night, will be on FAWX, I mean FOX. Joe "Am I FUNNY Or What" Buck, will be teamed with the "Man From Memphis", "The Sophocles Of The Diamond", with 17+Mentions of Derek Jeter, Ad Infinitum, He who would give a description of a Pitcher's Ring Finger, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, Tim Mc Carver.

Earplugs, Anybody? I can't wait for the 1st Memorable Comment.

The Pez Report

On Broadcasters Of Yankees Red Sox And Later On Mets Red Sox

Here in NYC, where, believe it or NOT, there are MANY Red Sox Fans, we had NO Remy and no "Announcer Boy" Orsillo, this weekend:

We had Kay(As In Michael), this past Friday. We all put up with -uck and Mc Cavah(Triple Ouch), on Saturday. We shall have to endure Miller(Who isn't bad), H O F Morgan(Please, NO) and "Costanza"(Steve Phillips);

In The Mets at Red Sox Series, we will have N E S N at no time, except Pre-Game. BUT, the S N Y Crew of Gary Cohen, Ron(From Worcester)Darling, and Keith Hernandez, will be entertaining and NOT Annoying, providing humor and intelligent analysis. Bill Webb directs these games(Unfortunately, he also directs -uck and Mc Cavah on FOX). The 3rd Game will be produced by S N Y on PIX 11;

tbs(Very Funny)will carry the 3rd Game, BUT I don't care to listen to Chip Caray, not even a quarter as entertaining as his grandfather, Harry;

The 3rd Weekend Of May, should be entertaining;

Pez

MCD-1400-Very Funny

From The Home Office in Watertown, MA, Top 10 Signs Your Knights Of Columbus Free Throw Basketball Championship Is On Television. Here we go:

#10:Girls Championship Starts @ 10:09PM-Eastern, with Contest in Cypress Hills, Brooklyn;

#9: Girls Contest is on a network, where their Motto is “Very Funny” & so is their start time;

#8: TBS Coverage Free Throw Commentators are Chip Caray, Dick Stockton, & Ron Darling, with Pre-Game Show Coverage from Cal Ripkin J R & Tony Gwynn;

#7: All those virtual “Frank TV” Promos;

#6: First 20 Minutes of Contest on FOX, shows Contestant, Foul Line, Crowd Shots, Contestant, Derek Jeter, Contestant making shot, Jeter, Contestant's Parents, Jeter, Jeter's Parents, Jeter;

#5:Boys Championship on FOX, starting @ 8:37PM-Eastern, from Forest Hills, Queens, with Pre-Game from the Gang at “FOX NFL Sunday”, live from Hollywood;

#4:Most Feared Words on FOX, spoken by THIS Guy;
“I'm Joe Buck & Will be joined in a moment by Tim Mc Carver & Troy Aikman”;

#3:With a lull in the action, Mc Carver talks about both the 1927 & 1961 Yankees, & compares contestants shooting to Derek Jeter's throwing;

#2: Thousands of calls from all over New England, flooding TBS & FOX Switchboards, begging both networks to tell Caray & Mc Carver to just STOP all that Yankees Worship, especially about Jeter & A-Rod;

#1: Derek Jeter breaks silence & remarked that “The Guy With The Dye's Gotta Go”.