MCD-1400-Very Funny

From The Home Office in Watertown, MA, Top 10 Signs Your Knights Of Columbus Free Throw Basketball Championship Is On Television. Here we go:

#10:Girls Championship Starts @ 10:09PM-Eastern, with Contest in Cypress Hills, Brooklyn;

#9: Girls Contest is on a network, where their Motto is “Very Funny” & so is their start time;

#8: TBS Coverage Free Throw Commentators are Chip Caray, Dick Stockton, & Ron Darling, with Pre-Game Show Coverage from Cal Ripkin J R & Tony Gwynn;

#7: All those virtual “Frank TV” Promos;

#6: First 20 Minutes of Contest on FOX, shows Contestant, Foul Line, Crowd Shots, Contestant, Derek Jeter, Contestant making shot, Jeter, Contestant's Parents, Jeter, Jeter's Parents, Jeter;

#5:Boys Championship on FOX, starting @ 8:37PM-Eastern, from Forest Hills, Queens, with Pre-Game from the Gang at “FOX NFL Sunday”, live from Hollywood;

#4:Most Feared Words on FOX, spoken by THIS Guy;
“I'm Joe Buck & Will be joined in a moment by Tim Mc Carver & Troy Aikman”;

#3:With a lull in the action, Mc Carver talks about both the 1927 & 1961 Yankees, & compares contestants shooting to Derek Jeter's throwing;

#2: Thousands of calls from all over New England, flooding TBS & FOX Switchboards, begging both networks to tell Caray & Mc Carver to just STOP all that Yankees Worship, especially about Jeter & A-Rod;

#1: Derek Jeter breaks silence & remarked that “The Guy With The Dye's Gotta Go”.