When Will The Fans Leave THIS Park?

Try Bottom 7th or Mid 8th. It's a Shea Stadium Tradition. Baseball is 9 INNINGS, Dudes & Dudettes:

It's a place which Quinn of "Mighty Quinn Media Machine, calls a DUMP. It's a place where Jere of "Red Sox Fan From Pinstripe Territory" abhorred The Mezzanine, which I, heartily, Concur. The Bathrooms are falling apart;

I guess that Freddie & Jeffy, are waiting for The Fans to go, to be replaced by Corporate Types, ordering Sherry in their Luxury Boxes;

I concur with Quinn, who's @ Fenway, today, That SHEA STADIUM is a DUMP. Unless you're in Upper Level, the Views all SUCK;

Cheesesteaks & Philly Fans SUCK;

Mike-RSN-NYCQ

It'll Be A Red Sox-Yankees War On 5th Avenue Until Everyone's Green In The Face

Followed by after The St Patrick's Day Parade & The Pubs Open With Guinness Stout:

Green Beer-My Arse-A Real Irisher drinks his Guinness straight up;

This used to be the Largest NY Jets Pre-Season Rally Point;

I guess "The Rivalry" came full circle in '05 coming to 5th Avenue, as Red Sox Nation stormed 5th Avenue in Triumph on St Patrick's Day;

AND Will do so AGAIN, Today;

Mike-RSN-NYCQ

My Advice To Those Denizens Of Shea Stadium

It is NOT time to start drowning your sorrows, as Opening Day has NOT arrived, so downing Brooklyn Lager or Thom's Ale will not help:

Championships are NOT won in Florida in March;

Take it nice & light as the Injuries will heal;

If things look bad in July, then give me a call. Join me for a few frosty ones;

Mike-RSN-NYCQ

On A Couple Of Arses Who Will Meet Their Match

WHERE the “Novus Ordo Moyland” shall have its' new boundaries:

Think of this as all of Southern Queens, Southern Kings County, & Central to Southern Richmond County(Staten Island) & The Amboys in NJ, shall Sir Knights feign Allegiance to The Omnipotent S & His Trusty Pup, Unpotent G, The Omnipotent S will face, at least in Courts of Law, in The Counties Of Queens, Kings & Richmond in New York State, and in The Village Courts of Amboy & South Amboy, New Jersey, a Legal Action, for Misusing the Title Of Omnipotent, by the Aristocratic Ruler of Midwood, The Omnipotent Q, who hast all Ruling Power on The Rails of Brighton, Culver, Sea Beach, West End, Fourth Avenue & Staten Island, as well as the Northeast Corridor on NJ Transit. The Power Of The Q, is so vast that the Password, “Tube Of Novacaine”, must be uttered, upon entering Kings County, as well as any “T” Lines on approach to Fenway Park, where “The Omnipotent Q” is known to frequent, in addition to the land of “The Spanish Crown”, where Fools of 2007, like Prostitutes, were known to “Blow It”, in an Arena, anytime after September 12th, En La Tierra De Corona, Casa de Fermented Liquid Bread Of The Monks, which monks must consume, before singing in Gregorian Chant, as well as chanting “Yankees Suck”, before that Cathedral is replaced with some structure of worship, with the name of “$iti”.
Payment by “The Omnipotent S”, must be made in fine oaken casks of “Fermented Liquid Bread Of The Monks”, must be made to “The Omnipotent Q” by a ramp leading from a Train Station, leading to the Great Cathedral, soon to be replaced by the facility, adorned by the name of “$iti”, to insure that “The Omnipotent S” & Pup, have paid the Required Licensing Fees to use the Aristocratic Title Of “Omnipotent”, Whilst “The Omnipotent Q” makes merry with all his “Trivial Pursuits”, with Professor Thomas, in a gathering place in The East Village of New Yorkshire, amongst his many admirers, who despise a Pompous Pretender, who has been advised to stop being such a “Dick”, a title, which he must also pay a license fee to use, by permission of “Court Jester Jeffy.”

A New Member Of This Blog's Lineup Is "My Summer Family"-A NY Mets Blog

Taryn Cooper, a Mets Lifer from NJ & Shea Stadium Regular, writes "My Summer Family", located in The Link List on the Right Hand Side. It's Quite An Entertaining Read:

Since I'm not always able to get to my beloved Fenway Park, there's that steady ol' standby favorite, called Shea Stadium in Corona, Queens, now in its' last season & the 1st Place where Yankees Fandom is NOT APPRECIATED(A # of you "'86ers Mets Fans", PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THIS);

To the 2nd & 3rd Generations of "Mets Fans", who think it's OK to root for The Yankees, you may do so in the following circumstances;
(A) There's a "Hitler Youth Rally" on Austin Street In Forest Hills, Queens, on a Saturday;
(B)During Roger Clemens Hall Of Fame Induction Speech from Cooperstown, NY;
(C) During a "Salute To Stalin" Parade on the 4th Of July, on 4th Avenue in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn;

Now, if any "Mets Fan" wears a "Buckner E3" Jersey in Shea Stadium, it's because you forgot to wear your jersey with either Jeter or A-Rod, sewn on the back. I've met a # of you & realize that your real baseball home is a place in The Bronx, called "The Toilet", as you "Root" like Yankees Fans, because many of you are Yankees "Fans" until the next fad comes around;

If caught by any "Old Guard Types" like me @ either Fenway Park or Shea Stadium & you're seen wearing Mets Gear, trying to pass as a Mets Fan & doing a miserable job of it, by yelling "Boston Sucks", you'll be herded off to a large room & forced to watch 7 Hours of "MLB On FOX" Bloopers, consisting of being forced to listen to every dumb comment, including Jeter Mentions, by Tim Mc Carver;

Yankees "Fans", you'll be so-noted;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

To Red Sox Nation-The Plight Of Our NY Mets Cousins Will Be Heard By Us

As I run mostly a Red Sox Blog, with Traditional Latin Mass Material thrown in & being Originally from Brooklyn & having seen Shea Stadium from the days of Borden’s Coupons & $1.30 Upper Level Seats, I will state that while Old Shea’s a DUMP, & a new park is needed, the Skill Sets are being consumate douches by kicking REAL Fans to the curb. Tying Omar’s hands & rushing the “Ebbets Field Of Schemes” called $iti Field, makes me wonder just how often I have to use MlB’s Official Ticket Scalper, Stub Hub, to see the Mets.

As I look at it, the move from Shea to $iti, may be a move of 20 Feet, but will be treated by me as a Franchise Shift, ala the Brooklyn Dodgers & New York Giants;

When I went to 2 Games @ Fenway Park, this season, I used the Green Line “T” Trolleys to Kenmore Square & felt as if I was riding Trolleys to see The Brooklyn Dodgers @ Ebbets Field. I know that on the old BMT Lines Map, the BMT Brighton Franklin Line to Prospect Park Station, was the #7 Line & now known as The Franklin Shuttle of MTA-NYC Transit;

WHAT is so “BROOKLYN” about $iti Field? Where are The Trolleys on Roosevelt Avenue?

In Boston, I get more of a “Brooklyn” feel, than I ever will get in Queens;

Maybe it’s time to hang The Wilpons in Effigy, or hold Jeffy by his ankles from a Shea Stadium Upper Level Ramp, as it’s High Enough off the Ground;

The End Of Shea Stadium, will be BITTERSWEET, Indeed;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens