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Sunday, January 06, 2008

On A Couple Of Arses Who Will Meet Their Match

WHERE the “Novus Ordo Moyland” shall have its' new boundaries:

Think of this as all of Southern Queens, Southern Kings County, & Central to Southern Richmond County(Staten Island) & The Amboys in NJ, shall Sir Knights feign Allegiance to The Omnipotent S & His Trusty Pup, Unpotent G, The Omnipotent S will face, at least in Courts of Law, in The Counties Of Queens, Kings & Richmond in New York State, and in The Village Courts of Amboy & South Amboy, New Jersey, a Legal Action, for Misusing the Title Of Omnipotent, by the Aristocratic Ruler of Midwood, The Omnipotent Q, who hast all Ruling Power on The Rails of Brighton, Culver, Sea Beach, West End, Fourth Avenue & Staten Island, as well as the Northeast Corridor on NJ Transit. The Power Of The Q, is so vast that the Password, “Tube Of Novacaine”, must be uttered, upon entering Kings County, as well as any “T” Lines on approach to Fenway Park, where “The Omnipotent Q” is known to frequent, in addition to the land of “The Spanish Crown”, where Fools of 2007, like Prostitutes, were known to “Blow It”, in an Arena, anytime after September 12th, En La Tierra De Corona, Casa de Fermented Liquid Bread Of The Monks, which monks must consume, before singing in Gregorian Chant, as well as chanting “Yankees Suck”, before that Cathedral is replaced with some structure of worship, with the name of “$iti”.
Payment by “The Omnipotent S”, must be made in fine oaken casks of “Fermented Liquid Bread Of The Monks”, must be made to “The Omnipotent Q” by a ramp leading from a Train Station, leading to the Great Cathedral, soon to be replaced by the facility, adorned by the name of “$iti”, to insure that “The Omnipotent S” & Pup, have paid the Required Licensing Fees to use the Aristocratic Title Of “Omnipotent”, Whilst “The Omnipotent Q” makes merry with all his “Trivial Pursuits”, with Professor Thomas, in a gathering place in The East Village of New Yorkshire, amongst his many admirers, who despise a Pompous Pretender, who has been advised to stop being such a “Dick”, a title, which he must also pay a license fee to use, by permission of “Court Jester Jeffy.”

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