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Sunday, October 28, 2007

The Tim Mc Cahvah Drinking Game

This is how we @ Professor Thom's, pronounce Tim Mc Carver's Name, especially when the "Riviera" Hit List is announced. Imagine this scenario in The FOX Booth:

Tim is in the booth with Buck & Jerry Remy. Remy has the "Wally The Green Monster" Doll in a deck chair in the booth;

Tim; "Nice to see Youppi here with us";

Remy; "Youppi, Tim? This is Wally The Green Monster. Youppi was the Expos Mascot";

Tim; "Like The Late Richard E Nixon, Trot's Dad once said, 'You can't choke a chicken with its' head cut off'";

Joe Buck; "Call Beth Israel Deaconess Hospital right now & get a tank of oxygen. Tim's out of breath. Better yet, get some anesthesia";

With that scenario, I'd be on my 4th Harpoon IPA;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

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Saturday, October 27, 2007

The 13th Centennial Post-MCCC-A Time To THINK & Have A Few Laughs

A Man called Neville, born in a Free State called Ireland, he of unbelievable wit, was asked a question. He, being a World Champion Dancer, knew how to dance around complexity, by stating a most-obvious answer.
I had the temerity to ask “Just which people in the Metropolitan Baseball Club, deserved to be fired," for the lackluster performance during the final week of September, ‘07, costing the club, a position in Post Season.
He was direct in his surmise, for he stated, matter of factly “Fire The Fcuckin' Players”:

With Fag in Fingers, he puffed away, contently & @ ease. With Faggot in hand, he plotted his next move against a Game Presenter on FOX;

I know what you may be thinking, but this is merely a matter of language, especially in Eire & The UK. There are differences in the Lingua Franca between The British Isles & we who reside across a large pond, called the Atlantic Ocean, not a rather-flooded Atlantic Avenue, covering Brooklyn & Queens. For you see, Faggot is simply a bunch of sticks & Fag is merely a stick, which in this case is a stick, laden with nicotine, which is usually smoked, for Neville was smoking a Cigarette of a rather "Kool" Variety, as well as enjoying a Royal Pint of Fermented Liquid Bread Of The Monks, causing him to be "Harpooned" into being philosophical. The Faggot in hand, was a pack of Kool Cigarettes;

Across that pond, a Presenter is what we call a Commentator @ an event. The event I'm focusing on is Major League Baseball's Fall Classic, called The World Series, even though 29 of the 30 M L B Teams are located in the United States Of America, with one based in Toronto, ON, Canada, However, as more players come from the Far East & Latin America & Australia, the Game truly has an International Character;

The Presenter in question, is called the "Lead Baseball Analyst" on a network of TV Stations, called FOX, which is part of the Worldwide News Corporation Empire, headed by one Mr K.Rupert Murdoch. FOX is a derivative of the Great Movie Studio, 20th Century FOX. The Lead Baseball Analyst gives insights into the Game, presenting information, not ordinarily seen by the fans. Unfortunately, his knickname is "Master Of The Obvious Observation";

He's often "The Master Of The Wrong Name." On a play called in August, on "FOX Saturday Baseball", involving L A Dodgers @ NY Mets @ Shea Stadium, he said "Fine Play by Sandy Alomar J r". The only problem, was that the player was Russell Martin of The Dodgers, as a NY Mets player fouled out to the Dodgers Catcher. Alomar was the NY Mets Catcher that day;

I can just imagine who's starting for The Boston Red Sox in Game 3 of the '07 World Series:
@ SS is Julio Matsui; @ 2nd Base is Dustin Pedelsbury; in CF is Creme Crispy; in RF is Nixon Drew; Pitching is Dice Clay Matsusonnenberg; I think you get the idea of whom I'm talking about, because the only names he'll get right, are Steve Carlton & Derek Jeter;

& Neville, Born in Eire & raised in The Bronx, north of "The Toilet", while growing up a Mets Fan of the 1st Generation, will have another Fermented Liquid Bread Of The Monks, chanting that classic "Riviera" chant of "F--- Mc Cavah, That Aresecap";

There's a Time for Thought, A time For Fun & a Time for Silliness & it's my belief that Post #1300, has covered that, as Baseball winds down, as "JETS" means "Just End The Season", METS means "Must End The Season" & "Domenic, Go Frisk 'Em", would've been a prayer chant, if Mc Cavah was ever an Altar Server. I've more important things like deciding which Victory Music, In Latin, should be added to this blog, as well as paying Bills & enjoying life in General;

Go Red Sox-Sledge Hammer The ROX;

Pax Vobiscum;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

John Lieber Told You WHAT, Tim?

That Certain '04 Idiots wished the '04 Yankees good luck in the World Series, after "The Idiots" were down 0-3:

Lieber named no names;

& you think people are Mind-Numbingly STUPID, as to listen to your POINTLESS Verbal Sewerage, about what Lieber said, like any of us give a flying FCUK;

Like Forest Wahlberg once said "Stupid IS as Stupid SAYS";

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Who Will FINALLY Kill Kenny Of "South ParK"?

"More Multi-Run Games begin with a Home Run than with a Walk":

OMG-Tim Mc Carver Killed Kenny-in Prime Time, in "The World Series On FOX";

"You Bastard!"

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

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Saturday, October 20, 2007

Tim?

Do Our Country a big favor-JUST SHUT UP. THANKS!

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

It's THAT Time of Year, AGAIN-I Shudder @ THAT Thought

It's the time of year, where some guy with Red Hair Dye, pontificates on points of the Game, until people go rushing to the Radio, or start to break things, like their TV Sets, or dishes:

"Like When Roberts stole 2nd off Mariano in the '04 National League Playoff";

"The Last time the Giants had a runner on was Youkilis in the 4th Inning";

"Youkilis would make a good #8 hitter, with the pitcher's slot due up next";

"Brandon Arroyo & Pedro Martinez will start Game 2";

"St.Louis Blows in a NY Minute";

"When Flatulence is a sign of something imminent, Derek Jeter had better run to 2nd Base";

OK, in fairness, Tim Mc Carver did NOT make that last statement. However, there is that way of working Derek Jeter into something;

How do Joe Buck, Kenny Albert, Dick Stockton & Josh Lewin, put up with these Gaffes, by "The Man From Memphis", the "Sophocles Of The Diamond", "The Baboon Who Won't SHUT UP"?

Either these guys are pros, or have been sedated or drinking heavily;

It's going to be a LOOOOOOONG Post-Season;

Especially "In the time it took to play this game, I could've flown from Baltimore to Iceland";

& we can turn off our TV Sets & go do something else;

Pray for a SHORT Series in the World Series;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

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