It's THAT Time of Year, AGAIN-I Shudder @ THAT Thought

It's the time of year, where some guy with Red Hair Dye, pontificates on points of the Game, until people go rushing to the Radio, or start to break things, like their TV Sets, or dishes:

"Like When Roberts stole 2nd off Mariano in the '04 National League Playoff";

"The Last time the Giants had a runner on was Youkilis in the 4th Inning";

"Youkilis would make a good #8 hitter, with the pitcher's slot due up next";

"Brandon Arroyo & Pedro Martinez will start Game 2";

"St.Louis Blows in a NY Minute";

"When Flatulence is a sign of something imminent, Derek Jeter had better run to 2nd Base";

OK, in fairness, Tim Mc Carver did NOT make that last statement. However, there is that way of working Derek Jeter into something;

How do Joe Buck, Kenny Albert, Dick Stockton & Josh Lewin, put up with these Gaffes, by "The Man From Memphis", the "Sophocles Of The Diamond", "The Baboon Who Won't SHUT UP"?

Either these guys are pros, or have been sedated or drinking heavily;

It's going to be a LOOOOOOONG Post-Season;

Especially "In the time it took to play this game, I could've flown from Baltimore to Iceland";

& we can turn off our TV Sets & go do something else;

Pray for a SHORT Series in the World Series;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens