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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Now To The Driver Who Cut Off a Q53 Bus On Woodhaven Blvd @ 73rd Avenue-WHY?

I was on the Q53 Bus, Bus #8121, Run #23, headed to get something to eat after work, after getting off @ the Woodhaven Blvd Express Stop on the BMT Broadway-Jamaica Line J Train:

All was well until someone decided to cut a bus off, stopping short, forcing me to fly across the bus like a Trapeze Artist;

To the Joker, why the hurry? Are you a thrill seeker who needs an adrenalin fix? Then go ride on the Cyclone Roller Coaster in Coney Island or on the one @ Rye's Playland;

Were you looking for a Quick Buck Insurance Injury to fatten your wallet? Go take a fall in a Law Office. I'm sure you'll find a Personal Injury Barrister;

I've got a few scrapes & I'm upset, but it could've been worse than that;

The Joker, most-likely, isn't too smart. If that Person's a guy,he probably would think he'll have a 1 Night Stand with Ellen De Generes & be wondering why it flopped;

If the Joker's a female & not too bright, she'd probably be thinking of a 1 Night Stand with Harvey Fierstein & wondering why it didn't work out;

A Driver's License in NY State, or ANY State, is NOT a License To Be Stupid, though I have a friend who can customize a License To Be Stupid for a fee;

& I'm a little sore for that person's UTTER STUPIDITY;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

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Friday, October 19, 2007

The Commute This Morning

On my head, I wear a Boston Red Sox Cap. I'm wearing a Mets Shirt with #31, Mike Piazza's Name on the back of the shirt:

I was on the BMT Broadway-Brooklyn, Nassau Loop Train, contemplating my latest set of articles, a lot of it sarcastic & humorous. Sitting next to me was a sweet-looking artistic woman, who was knitting something;

She was reading a book about prayer. I was reading over her shoulder. It was one of those "For Dummies" books. I think that Buck & Mc Carver could use one called "Broadcasting The ALCS & Not Driving People To Drink Heavily For Dummies";

She seemed peaceful. She told me that it gets her through her day. She then got off @ Marcy Avenue, before the train headed over the Williamsburgh Bridge;

Just before I boarded a "J" Express @ Woodhaven Blvd, a guy claiming to be a Mets Fan, called out to me saying that NO Mets Fan would ever don a Red Sox Cap. Error made by him, was that @ the 11:00AM Mass, this past Sunday, one gent wore a NY Mets Pullover. But, in his seat was a Red Sox Cap. You see, like me, he wears the cap of his primary team & the shirt of his 2nd team;

It's as ANTI-YANKEES as you can get;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

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