It's "Yankee-Geddon" Or The End Of The Baseball World For The Yankees And Their Fans As We Know It

"I, The Omnipotent M, or Michaelum,As I'm known as in Latin, have a vision, for I'm Here to speak of Good News for The Rest Of The Anti-Yankees World":

"Note, that this Vision is NOT Endorsed by Bud The Used Car Salesman, nor by M L B, especially NOT The NY Yankees, for they want you to believe the lies, The Lords of Baseball, have conjured up by being full of New Wine(Like Thunderbird Ripple)";

"The Yankee World Is Ending as we speak, courtesy of Carl Pavano, Joe Girardi, Brian Cashman, George, Hank and Hal Steinbrenner, while The Red Sox set the All Time M L B Sellout Streak of 456 Games, while The Red Sox defeated Tampa Bay's Original Rays Team, 3-0, to move to 1/2 Game behind The Rays, while The Yankees fell further into 4th Place in The A L East";

"Lords Of Baseball, FOX Sports, E S P N and tbs, have all cash-icated and other commodities, with 'The Great Hoowah Of The Bronx' and all her minions;

"Jeffrey Maier stole a play, is made into a National Treasure, only to find that his 15 Minutes of Fame has ended as post-season is not in reach";

"The 1st Seal was broken when A-Fraud came on the scene, with the largest wallet, ever seen. All Yankee Power was exposed by the use of a slap, hence Captain Slappy, was seen with a huge purse";

"And The Great Sinking started after being up 3-0 in '04, and the So Called Great Ones began their descent into Baseball Idiocy, by flopping 4 Games to 3. Those who vanquished them, won the World Series that Glorious Season";

"The 2nd Seal was broken, with 2 Post-Season Appearances, designed to annoy the Arrivistas, Hipsters, and assorted Worshiping Fools, who feel that Suffering is for everybody else";

"The 3rd Seal Was Broken, and Mourning, weeping, gnashing of teeth as well as an overabundance of Beer was consumed, leaving their Toilet as a site of barf stains";

"The 4th Seal Was Opened with the Vanquished Team's Owner, declaring His Place Of Worship to be a Cathedral, only to catch messages of Fire and Brimstone from a Much-Higher Authority Than He. Let's Just Say that the Higher Authority is based in The Vatican, with the Surname of Ratzinger, who found Mr Hanky's Actions to be Truly-Repulsive, as well as for Signing a Con Artist From Texas, Who was born in OHIO, which has a new meaning, like Over The Hill In October, which was the case of 1 2/3rds Innings and out with a Groin Pull, when things got tough";

"The 5th Seal Was Opened, and The Saints have power over The Lions and The Fans suddenly realize that Life Can be cruel, as Seals were planted on their heads, reading 'A-Fraud', looking for ways around it";

"So they made pilgrimages to a High Point In Corona, only to be taken to a Precipice and made to confess to their Ignorance. They came disguised and exposed and hung over Ramps from The Precipice By The Ankles, crying and Sobbing In Fear";

"And Red Sox And Mets Fans rejoiced, as The End Is Near, For The Great City, Where Cherubim and Seraphim Chant 'Yankees Combibo' is joined in One Great Chorus";

"The Enemy Is Vanquished. Play Ball";

Michaelum

My Article On Fenway Nation-Click The Title And Be Taken To That Page

It's all true:

Especially if you need a good laugh about "The Toilet II" in The Bronx;

HOW MUCH More Fraudulent can The Yankees and M L B, get by telling the World a Big Fat Lie;

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"They're #4, They're #4"

You Heard it here:

DFYankees are behind Toronto, in 4th Place in the A L East, 12 Games from All Post-Season Competition and 11 Games in the Wild Card, as far as ELIMINATION is concerned;

BY September 21st, 2008, "The Toilet" II, there will be no meaningful Baseball Left in The Yankees, unless Bud and Company, give the Yankees a Division by themselves, which might please FOX and tbs, but I doubt that;

THAT 32 Year Old Ballpark of theirs, will see its' LAST EVER EVENT;
Thousands of Hipsters, October Arrivistas and other Assorted A--h-les, will have NOTHING to do in October, when they will mourn, weep and gnash their teeth;

AND JUST WHAT will Tim Mc Carver talk about without his Ol' Buddy, Derek Jeter?

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The Skanks Are Fading Away

The Skanks are now 72-64. They have 10 Games left in "The Toilet". They'll be on the road for two weeks:

ANDY Pettite is in the latter stages of his career. Lately, he never gets past the 5th Inning. A-Jerk, known as Puttana's Latest Love Object(Among Many), is flopping and is getting booed BADLY;

NOTICE that their "FANS" are dumber, thinking "The Toilet" has been in use for 86 Seasons. It's as if Shea Stadium never existed;

At The Toilet, Toronto, on "Halliday", defeated the Skanks, 6-2;

26 Games left on the Schedule, with NONE scheduled for FOX;

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Death By Bullpen And The Yankees Private Security Force C/O Rudolph Giuliani

1st-Death By Bullpen:
Remember when Mr Okajima was the Bridge To Mr Papelbon? He has been this season, ONLY LESS So, this season, especially with runners on base. Mr Jon Lester turned in a Stellar Performance, with 7 1/3 Innings Pitched. At times, Okie-Dokie reminds me a bit of the Unlamented Eric Gagne' of Last Season, which leaves me with an Ill Feeling in my gut, similar to having a Boilermaker, which is something I don't enjoy at all, currently;

Oki-Doki gave up a 2 Run Bomb to the Mustachioed GiamBALCO(How's the D H E A, BTW);

Mr Masterson, who I feel is a better starter, was in relief of Oki-Doki and loaded up the bags in the bottom of the 9th. No Fun was had, so Paps was rushed into production(Here's hoping that Pitching Coach, Mr John Farrell isn't listening to fellow Jerseyite, Mr Rick Peterson, though Farrell might be-lol). Paps gave up a Single to D H E A Boy, and Red Sox Nation was sent home, a bit p---ed off, today(Yankees 3-2 over The Red Sox in Toilet II). If there's any consolation for today, A-Jerk struck out 3 Times. The ONLY thing he's valuable for is starring in Pepsi Commercials, causing me to imbibe in adult beverages a bit more-often;

I relied on both Game Day Audio(W E E I) and W C B S 880 for my information on the Game. I prefer Radio to Television, as I pay more attention to Radio for Baseball. I found it fascinating to hear both Sterling and Waldman to be so-subdued these last few weeks;

2nd-About "God Bless America";
I have no objection to its' playing, though I have a funny feeling that it's played to keep Yankee Fans from beating the s--t out of other fans or each other, like when the Working Class Folk like beating the s--t out of the Abercrombie and Fitch Crowd. The A And F Crowd will dominate Toilet III, across W.161st Street, leaving the Working Class Crowd Out Of The Loop;
Now, if Henry The Moronic, who looks like a reject from a Roger Clemens Look-Alike Contest, wonders why fans of other clubs, like the Red Sox or Mets, despise coming to "Toilet II", one only needs to look into Tier, very-similar to the Right Field Bleachers, only with beer sold, and the Right Center-Field Bleachers. Now, I thought the word "A--h-le" was banned, but I heard it going live over YES(We couldn't see N E S N, as we of R S N, here in NYC are subjected to Lord George's Network during Yankees-Red Sox). The Bleacher Creatures were certainly NOT ejected for those actions;
Now, some French Canadian Red Sox Fan was in "The Toilet", and HAD to go to take a leak in the 7th Inning, rather-badly. Well, a member of George Steinbrenner's For Hire Security Service, C/O One Rudolph Giuliani, a Failed Republican Presidential Candidate, who suddenly made good on the Taxes he had to pay for receiving 4 World Series Rings from The NY Yankees(Revealed in The Village Voice, some months earlier), stopped the Fan from going to the bathroom. The guy did have to go, but was ejected from "The Toilet". You see, Hankenstein doesn't care if it's an Emergency for a Patron-That person must stand for "God Bless America", as it's all part of the PHONY Yankees Decorum, not UNLIKE M L B's Massive Salute to a 32 Year Old Ballpark in the Bronx;
As for Rudy G., renting out the N Y P D as George's Yankee Stadium Security Service, as George bullies the Ushers' Union, a hearty, Fitzy-Style, "G F Y" to you and The Skanks, who Rudy sold himself to, years ago;

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"Roger Clemens Is In My Bawx, Oh My Goodness Gracious"

I know it's a SILLY Title. Suzyn Waldman doesn't get excited like this anymore. The Yankees are melting down, just like the "Wicked Witch Of The West". And Roger Clemens is NOT coming back:

This is a Yankees year, not unlike 1965, when they went into a tremendous downslide. I think now that Jason GiamBALCO doesn't have access to his nut-shrinking drugs of youth, unless he goes to Vitamin Shoppe to buy some over the counter D H E A;

September 21st, on ESPN, is the Farewell To The 2nd Toilet on The Same Site as Toilet I. It's appropriate that no post-season takes place there, as that occurred in 1973, when the Original was closed. AND that place was a DUMP. Nobody really rushed up there to its' closing;

AND Baseball is propagating a LIE, as Yankee Stadium II is closing its' doors, as it is NOT the ORIGINAL Stadium. The SITE may be 85 Years Old, but not the actual stadium, which has been in operation for 33 Seasons;

BTW, Shea Stadium has been in continuous operation for 45 Seasons. The Yankees called it home for 2 Seasons, so there was no Yankee Stadium for a period from September 30th, 1973 until April of 1976. Shea holds the memories for me. As for Yankee Stadium II, it's just another Public Toilet coming down;

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At 11-3, NO WONDER Henry Steinbrenner Said "They Suck"

When Mr Dustin Pedroia, Red Sox 2nd Baseman, lifted one long, long fly ball into the area of Monument Park, I saw a celebratory wave by Mr Jonathan Papelbon, who got the night off, with that kind of smack, a Grand Slam and 1st by Mr Pedroia, into an area known by Many of Us, as "Mannyville", at least until this very season:

Mr Jason Bay also drove in 4 Runs, and had a Triple, which drove in 2 of the 4 Runs;

I think that Sidney Ponson, the way he didn't get out of the 5th Inning, not unlike Andy Pettite the Evening before, is on his way to a season where he gets blown out, as well as punching out a Bartender or Two in Aruba;

The "Byrd" Flew High, as in Paul, as he lasted 6 Innings, confounding Yankee Batters, in the fashion of the '07 A L D S;

I expect today, no "Les"ter, at 1:05PM, in Toilet II;

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If You Click On This Title, You Will Really Here Mr Hanky Say It

Like Most of Red Sox Nation and NY METS Fans have been saying all along, "Combihbo Yankees" or "Yankees Suck", now listen to Henry Steinbrenner, known as Hankenstein, Hankenbrenner and Mr Hanky, make the ULTIMATE Comment, which we of R S N and METS Fans can agree upon:

Henry's Words are "They SUCKED";

Henry? For ONCE, I couldn't agree MORE;

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I'm Hearing "Fine Whining" From A Select Group Of "Fans"

Things are not going right for their team. So what do I hear? I heard the Number 26 mentioned over and over again. The 26th Championship, as well as the 25th Championship, are laden by a very "Juicy" controversy, along with the Pennant won in '03:

Their Team has NO World Series Championships in THIS Century, as 2000 was the last year of the TWENTIETH Century. They do root for a team with The MOST-EXPENSIVE payroll and NON-CLUTCH Player in the History of The Game. That "Mr Clutch When There's NOTHING On The Line", was 0-5, striking out at the end of the game, while he also hit into 2 Double Plays during the game, which INFURIATED the team's fans to no end;

Oh, BTW, did anyone notice just how EMPTY their stadium became, by the top of the 9th Inning. I assure you that the "Bleacher Creatures" were in their bars, drinking and acting like themselves, namely like the a--h-l-s, they really are, especially when reciting the tired mantra of "26 World Championships";

I let you GUESS which team this is. They SUCK;

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Last Night Was A Good Night In Toilet II(YS II)

As Andy Pettite, minus his main squeeze(Roger), was like soft gelatin, as he was pounded in the Yankees Loss to the Red Sox, 7-3:

NEITHER of those 2 Pop Flies that Damon hit, were homers in most MLB Parks, but in Yankee Stadium II, they're homers;

And Alex Rodriguez? Oh, Poor Baby! Mr Clutch When There's NOTHING On The Line, grounded into a double play. Most-Likely, even Puttana Booed. He's no "Mr Clutch";

Damon(Juan Damone)is not himself in Center Field. It looks like a strange country for him;

Wake? I gotta hand it to ya. Nice Game! Ditto, M D C and Paps;

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The Yankees Talk About The 10th Man-AKA, The Fan

As all the various "Rocket Scientists" and "Neurotic Surgeons" are on the phone to various W F A N Talk Jockeys, they talk about the great crowds in Yankee Stadium II:

About half are Tourists, who're there for the ride. The other part will drink record amounts of beer, unto the point of taking a leak in the aisles;

The Roman Coliseum, is how Yankee Stadium II, is described. It'll be as crazy as a Gladiator Fight or a Monday Night Football Game, only with beer for sale. In short, Yankee "Fans" will be too polluted with beer to understand anything;

But, in 1971, There was a Yankees Red Sox Double Bill at Stadium I. It was not even close to being sold out and for amusement, empty beer cups were stacked up, to the height of Tier Level, only to fall down into the Field Level;

Yankee Stadium is TWO Stadiums on the same sight, NOT ONE, so to all those Acolytes at M L B, it's only time to say Bye, Bye, to a 32 Year Old Ballpark, not an 85 Year Old Stadium. Cut the Chit;

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THIS Place Is NOT The ORIGINAL-STOP Treating It As If It Was The ORIGINAL-Thanks

I KNOW what You're Thinking. You're saying "Leggett? It's Yankee Stadium-Our Home Of America's Gladiators." WHAT I'm saying that, while it's the site of the Original Edifice, it is NOT the Original Edifice. It's ONLY 32 Years Old. The ORIGINAL closed on September 30th, 1973:

The New Stadium opened in April, 1976. It's a completely different stadium. It was NOT continuously used for 86 Years;

Bennett Park, in Detroit, was in operation for 10 Years. It closed in 1911. By 1912, Tiger Stadium opened. It was the same site, but 2 DIFFERENT Ballparks. Tiger Stadium closed in 1999, and is just facing the Wrecking Ball, right now;

Y S II is the home to the "Costanza" Legend. M L B made a film about how George Steinbrenner was so key in this renovation. The Real Man, lost to History, who pushed for the Renovation, was Michael Burke, who was pushed out of the Ownership Group by George Steinbrenner. M L B is pushing a Legend about this site. Actually, it's hype, NOT Truth. And the Stadium was bought and renovated by the City Of New York, while The Yankees cried Poverty;

Even Fenway Park had to be re-built, with concrete stands replacing the Wooden Ones, but Fenway Park has been in continuous operation since 1912. NOT SO, Yankee Stadium, which is Yankee Stadium II, ONLY in operation since 1976;

Later!