Doing This In Misremembering Of Roger

Roger’s Sure-Fire List Of People Who Misremembered

“The following people are those who misremembered who I am, namely Roger William Clemens. I am not some uncultured idiot who reads Beowulf, like some twit named Tim Mc Carver, for I’m of superior intellect, for I AM KNOWN as The Rocket.
How can Scott Shannon, the Blue Jays Trainer, forget his giving me a B12 shot, then testify against me to jump-start his career as a shock jock on a radio station in Newark, NJ? Why? Doers he fear my insecurity?
Andy Pettitte knows my butt, inside & out. He could give me a better B12 shot than Scott Shannon. So could Derek Jeter. Why did they misremember me on Valentine’s Day?
I’m announcing today that Sterling Mets LP & Predecessors, Sterling Doubleday Enterprises, Doubleday & Company & The Metropolitan Baseball Club, Inc, are being sued for having in their employ, one Ronald Wesley Taylor, who claimed to be a pitcher on the 1969 World Series Champion NY Mets, whose miserable fans have absolutely no class, whatsoever. Those fans misremembered my class & good taste.
That entity is being sued for allowing Ronald Wesley Taylor, to go on to Medical School in Canada, or my name isn’t Wesley Rogers Clements.
And for that guy, Brian Macintosh, who lied to you about giving me Human Growth Hormone & Winstrol & Testosterone, all he ever gave me was a sore arse, treating the pain with Lidocaine & B12, though Taylor claimed he gave me 1 B12 Shot. My suggestion is that Macintosh should find his Vista & jump out of a couple of Open Windows.
All of you who misremembered, Y’all can kiss mah arse, or my name isn’t Matthew Raymond Clement."

"Not Clement Nor Loving Nor Sweet William Roger's Sheer BS Explanation"

Last Night, I listened to a retired NYPD Constable, who had an injured ankle. The Retired MOS or Member Of The Service, revealed that he had to be treated for the ankle injury with Lidocaine & Steroids by a Doctor, by injections to the injured area itself:

So WHY was William Roger Clemens always getting injections in his arse? He did not need to be constantly-injected with all that stuff, which he managed to get without a prescription. NONE of this was about healing himself-rather he wanted to be ahead of the game;

& William Roger broke down @ the end, with a groin pull in the 2nd Inning of Game 3 of The ALDS. He did NOT need to have B12 Injections, as he could've taken that in Pill Form;

William Roger? You're NOTHING More Than a Junkie, who thought you could fool anybody & all you fooled was YOURSELF;

Mike-RSN-NYCQ

"Let's Go To The Videotape"

In The Words of Warner Wolf, those words are spoken to commemorate another Bill Belechick Taping Scheme, from Super Bowl XXXVII involving the St Louis Rams:

For The Sake Of "Hominibus Bonae Voltantis", couldn't Bill Belechik have taped something more useful, more-instructive, such as the times when Roger Clemens was getting his butt injected full of all that "B12", Roger said he used+Before & After Pictures? Ditto, Andy Pettitte & Chuck Knoblauch?

THAT would be doing something to earn a Nobel Prize instead of being fined by the NFL, all the time;

C'mon Bill, Give Us A Break;

Mike-RSN-NYCQ

WHERE In The World Is Charles Knoblauch?

Hi-ho, Stifferino! A NOTORIUS Member of the 2000 World Series "Champion" NY Yankees, some of whom may be facing a stint in "The Slammer", as Theophillus Kojak would've put it. It seems that Chuckie is now "The Fugitive" from Justice & I don't mean David, either. WHERE is this STIFFERINO hiding? All this a--hole has to do is answer some Congressional Questions in Washington. In which country is hiding? La Republica Dominicana? The DR has no extradition treaty with the U. S. of A. He could be afraid of "The Boys."