Johan Is Having Trouble With His Fastball

It may be a medical thing, as the fast ball is under 90 MPH. He could be hiding an injury:

I suspect it may be MRI Time, for Johan Santana;

No power in his pitches at all;

WHY is he still in at being down by 6 Runs?

Trouble!

The Pez Report

Sophocles Was Wrong(Again) As Mets Clock Andy Pettitte & The Yankees, 6-2

"Sophocles" was WRONG Again. Doc Gooden Is Gary Sheffield's UNCLE, NOT Nephew. "Sophocles", in this case, IS Tim Mc Carver:

Gary Sheffield put one in the LF Seats at that Wiffleball Park/Bandbox, called Yankee Stadium. So did Mets Catcher Omir Santos, only for 2 Runs;

Good Ol' Andy Pettitte, Old Friend of Roger Clemens, only lasted 5 Innings. That Horse's Patoot, A-Ro(i)d, homered off Mets Starter, Fernando Nieve, who went 6 2/3 Innings, and hadn't pitched in M L B since '06 with Houston. He was Rather-Brilliant, on this day;

The Rubber Match is on the CW 11, tomorrow. Stay Clear of viewing North Korean Television(YES), with Michael Kay;

Luis Castillo was 2/5. He didn't hurt any small animals;

The PEZ Report

Omar Minaya, Jeffy Wilpon & Fred Wilpon Are 3 F--king A--h-les

Absolute F--king Useless A--h-les! Add The ABSO-F--king USELESS Luis Castillo and you have an "Absolutely F--king USELESS Barber Shop Quartet":

Instead of restocking The Farm System & getting High Quality Players, Omar Minaya, a COWARD and Coffee Boy for the Heretofore ABSOLUTELY Idiotic JEFFY Wilpon, who Mets Fans call "An A--h-le & A Retard", just follows along with what ever Jeffy The Baboon, says. Hiring that Treacherous Buffoon, Tony Bernezard, who wants Manny Acta as Manager so badly, was a MAJOR Error In Judgement, as Bernezard, who SUCKED as a 2nd Baseman with The Montreal Expos, became Jeffy The Baboon's Advisor on how to run Willie Randolph out on the next #7 Train;

Over the Winter of '06/'07, NO Moves were made by the FO, except to bring in Lower Quality Players to get even with Willie Randolph, for a Contract Extension, as well as to build Fred & Jeffy's Cash Machine & Rumpus Room(Citi Field). Luis Castillo was old & slow, yet signed to a 4 Year Deal;

The Deal Blew up, tonight, becoming Fodder for Propaganda on North Korean Television(The YES Network), as broadcast by Kim Il Sung, I mean That Putz, Michael Kay, describing how the ball dropped i/f/o The Useless Castillo, who Francisco(K-Rod)Rodriguez wanted to throw under a speeding D Train, with the Mets Losing 9-8;

My Advice to The Wilpon Gang-As You're absof--kinglutely ruining EVERYTHING, Sell The Mets and take Omar The Garbage Dealer and Bernezard with you. You're running a 5th Rate Bananna Republic & Rest Home for burned out players;

Buffalo In The IL, is the WORST Leading Farm Club in The International League. Binghamton in The AA Eastern League, is the WORST Team in THAT League. It means that your Farm System does NOT EXIST. This is a "S--ta--" Farm System;

The Pez Report RAGE Edition

This Weekend In Interleague-2 Subway Series

In case you may not know, Chicago is having their Subway Series, at Wrigley Field, where Ozzie Guillen will have to use his pitchers to bat, and Lou Piniella, will have an advantage:

Sunday's Game will be on ESPN. This is the Oft-Forgotten Subway Series;

The Mets will play one on the road in The Bronx, Friday afternoon, then switch operations and play 3 vs DFYankees at Shea Stadium;

DFyankees vs Mets will be on Saturday, at 3:55PM-ET, as Mc Carver will wail on like a banshee about why Willie Randolph was canned and why he was ordered ambushed by The Wilpons, so it might be either an annoying or entertaining afternoon to do penance;

Meanwhile, Red Sox are on the Road to Houston, Tampa Bay and The Toilet In The Bronx;

Carry a lot of Antacids, especially when watching FOX or YES or ESPN;

Later, Gators!

NOT The "Wright" Stuff

Coming up on the WORST Team in Baseball, the Seattle Mariners, David Wright bobbled the ball in the 2nd Inning, with two out, as Seattle loaded the bases. COSTLY!

Felix Hernandez, Seattle's Ace, became the 1st AL Pitcher to hit a Grand Slam Homer since 1971, in the Era Before The Designated Hitter;

But, Hernandez didn't get the win, as he sprained his ankle with 2 Outs in the 5th Inning;

Johann Santana made 1 bad pitch all evening and that was it;

5-2 Seattle;

BTW, Manual The Mets Manager, is making Jeffy look smart by saying something degrading the fans, as "S--t";

Later, Gators!

Omnipotent Q's Shea Adventure Got Hit By Rain

Boy did it rain! A doubleheader, between Texas and the Mets is scheduled for today. Parts of "The Dump In Flushing Meadow", were flooded out. So no one got to see Pedro Martinez, Original Dirt Dog, Trot Nixon, Kaston Gabbard & David Murphy. This storm dumped a massive load of rain. Later!

The "Trot" Has Returned-7:10PM At Shea Stadium @ '04 Red Sox Oldtimers' Night

Christopher Trotman Nixon's The One. Trot Nixon was obtained by Omar Minaya, for a player to be named later. He'll be @ Shea, to back up Pedro Martinez:

Trot Nixon will be a familiar sight for Red Sox Exilers, coming to Shea Stadium tonight, with the Sawx on the road and Fenway Park on Stub Hub;

He plays hard. Just look at his caps. Pedro pitches tonight on Shea Stadium Replica Night @ 7:10PM;

Pedro and The Mets will face Lefty Kason Gabbard. You know Gabbo, from the trade that almost sank the '07 World Champion Red Sox, obtaining Eric Gagne', who was as popular in Fenway Park, as a Hitler Youth Rally, on Ocean Parkway in Brooklyn(NOT);

It should be an INTERESTING Night;

Later, Gators!

Billy Wagner Was Not In The Game, Tonight

As the Good Oliver Perez appeared. The Good Oliver even drove in 2 runs. The NY Mets defeated the Texas Rangers, 7-1 @ Shea Stadium, this evening.