Sophocles Was Wrong(Again) As Mets Clock Andy Pettitte & The Yankees, 6-2

"Sophocles" was WRONG Again. Doc Gooden Is Gary Sheffield's UNCLE, NOT Nephew. "Sophocles", in this case, IS Tim Mc Carver:

Gary Sheffield put one in the LF Seats at that Wiffleball Park/Bandbox, called Yankee Stadium. So did Mets Catcher Omir Santos, only for 2 Runs;

Good Ol' Andy Pettitte, Old Friend of Roger Clemens, only lasted 5 Innings. That Horse's Patoot, A-Ro(i)d, homered off Mets Starter, Fernando Nieve, who went 6 2/3 Innings, and hadn't pitched in M L B since '06 with Houston. He was Rather-Brilliant, on this day;

The Rubber Match is on the CW 11, tomorrow. Stay Clear of viewing North Korean Television(YES), with Michael Kay;

Luis Castillo was 2/5. He didn't hurt any small animals;

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