"A-Roid"

This guy needed Primobolan AND Testosterone? Why? Was it so he could pick up Jose' Canseco's Wife? Hit on Madonna? Prove his manhood?

No, No! Alex(is)Rodriguez needed this stuff, just so he could pad his awesome Baseball Statistics, just for himself;

Was the absence of either substance why he slapped the ball out of Red Sox Pitcher, Bronson Arroyo's Glove during Game 6 of the '04 ALCS?

What inspired him to pose Semi-Nude for NY Post Photographers in Central Park, in '06?

Hey, A-Jerk! I guess this photo shows what those 'Roids can do to you;

Later!

Brainwashing Of A-Rod

He received a coffee enema from Madonna. The only "Pork" to be used by him, will be inside of Madonna. Bwahahahaha! Later!

"The Material Girl" Meets "The Material Man"-MCMXII

& a hearty "GFY" to both of them! Madonna is playing around on Guy Ritchie while Slappy Mc Bluelips, AKA A-Hole, got dumped by his wife. Jackarses!

It was in MCMXII or 1912 that Fenway Park 1st opened. The Highlanders changed their name to the Yankees. The Interlocking NY was expropriated from the Honor Legion of the NYPD;

& A-Hole was 0 for the night, tonight;

Ciao-Later!

New Year's Eve With Carson Daily On NBC With A-Rod?

A-Rod as a Guest? He tries to upstage the World Series & now upstages 2008? @ Least I watched it on FOX, minus Buck & Mc Cahvah, so A-Rod couldn't stand a chance there:

I guess that Alex might try to upstage the Papal Visit in April;

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Mr "Show Me The Money"-Rod

'Nuff Said!

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A-Rod's Name According To Al-Qaeda

Bin-Adikh Al-Hizlaif! Bwahahahahaha! Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

A-Rod Shows Derek Something & Derek Doubly Puts A-Rod In His Place

A-Rod was showing off his 3 MVP Awards, like a 6th Grade Girl would(In His Case), with Derek in the room:

Then Derek decided to show "Hooray For Me-Rod", something "Hey It's Me-Rod", doesn't have, namely 4 WS Rings, from 1996 to 2000. A-Rod was perturbed by this;

Then, Derek, full of Bravado, drops his pants & shows his "jewel" & says "Despite 3 MVP Awards & a mother lode of money, you'll ALWAYS BE One of these";

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

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Now That "Hey, I'm Great"-Rod Is MVP, Does it mean that I'll buy more Pepsi?

Hey, I like Pepsi, even if "Hi, It's May-Rod" is commercial spokesman. I'm not going to let that Stats Padder, dictate my cola taste. Besides, are the "NY" Yankees any better because of him? Do I care?

What's so valuable about a guy, who tries to upstage a World Series;

WHO TF Cares;

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You Heard That "Hooray For Me-Rod", Stopped Taking Steroids?

He stopped using his estrogen. Bwahahahahaha!

The Latest From The "Hooray For Me-Rod" Front

There will be an option for an 11th Season:

Next Yankees trip to World Series, about 2019 & they'll lose it;

LOL;

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A $275M Question Has Been Asked In Regards To Hooray-Rod; When Is Next Yankees World Series?

2018, as the contract runs from '08 until '17. Ho-Hum! Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

This Just In

A-Rod Has No Comment:

Just Keep it that way;

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Why A-Rod's Hitting Is Like A "Seinfeld" Episode

It's all about NOTHING.

A Message To A-Rod From L S P N

"The iJerk Sweepstakes Is In Full Force On The FAN"

The "iJerk" Sweepstakes, is now underway. You heard me-iJerk:

He shouts "Mine" in the infield, while running around the bases;

iJerk decides, along with his Agent, Bore-Arse, to upstage the Red Sox World Series Imminent Triumph, by announcing that iJerk will not go along with the latest NY Yankees Offer on the Table;

Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports, smiled like a Laughing Hyena, when he got this call from Bore-Arse, in regards to iJerk;

With apologies to Apple & Mac users, of which I'm a Mac User, I will say that iJerk is worth loads of sales of iPhones & iPods, as well as iMacs;

Now, The NY Mets want to talk to Bore-Arse & iJerk. Perhaps, Jeffy Wilpon is looking to fill his Sling Box, called S N Y TV, with programming;

Will "The Old Guard" 1st Generation Mets Fans, be embracing any of this? I Know that "The '86ers" & The 3rd Gens Will, as the "3Gs'" & "86ers", have a lot in common;

The "1Gs", more-often than not, are Embracers of Red Sox Nation;

& Fitzy in Billerica, has these words for iJerk;

"G F Y";

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The Latest From ESPN

Derek Jeter has announced that he has broken off Diplomatic Relations With The Protectorate of "A Boras", a Self(ish)Contained Organization, dedicated to Grandiose Earnings & Self(Ish)Empowerment:

In short, Jeter is no longer talking to A-Rod;

More, later, on "SportsCenter";

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We Interrupt This Program To Bring You This Report

A-Rod & Boras will call a press conference, for sometime in the future, to announce that some Oil Sheik, has agreed to kiss A-Rod's Arse in Macy's Window, as part of a Worldwide Pay Per View Special:

HBO will produce the special;

It'll be rerun on Comedy Central;

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This Just In From ESPN

Scott Boras & his client, Alex Rodriguez, have announced that it'll cost a team $350M, for the right to kiss A-Rod's arse, in Macy's Window. More, later on Sportscenter.

Scott Boras Is A Jack-Arse

Scott Boras is a classless bozo. He blamed Mariano Rivera for A-Rod's not going to the '04 Fall Classic;

Jackarse-The rest of Yankees Starting Pitching, basically, had nothing in the tank;



& "Cap'n Slappy's" Ball Slap in Game 6, didn't help matters, either;

& "The Idiots" did GET IT DONE;

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Reports of a NYC "Gas Attack"

It was on the IRT #4 Train. A-Rod "Cut The Cheese" in rush hour:

Bwahahahahahaha;

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