"The iJerk Sweepstakes Is In Full Force On The FAN"

The "iJerk" Sweepstakes, is now underway. You heard me-iJerk:

He shouts "Mine" in the infield, while running around the bases;

iJerk decides, along with his Agent, Bore-Arse, to upstage the Red Sox World Series Imminent Triumph, by announcing that iJerk will not go along with the latest NY Yankees Offer on the Table;

Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports, smiled like a Laughing Hyena, when he got this call from Bore-Arse, in regards to iJerk;

With apologies to Apple & Mac users, of which I'm a Mac User, I will say that iJerk is worth loads of sales of iPhones & iPods, as well as iMacs;

Now, The NY Mets want to talk to Bore-Arse & iJerk. Perhaps, Jeffy Wilpon is looking to fill his Sling Box, called S N Y TV, with programming;

Will "The Old Guard" 1st Generation Mets Fans, be embracing any of this? I Know that "The '86ers" & The 3rd Gens Will, as the "3Gs'" & "86ers", have a lot in common;

The "1Gs", more-often than not, are Embracers of Red Sox Nation;

& Fitzy in Billerica, has these words for iJerk;

"G F Y";

Mike-R S N-N Y C-Queens