A-Rod Shows Derek Something & Derek Doubly Puts A-Rod In His Place

A-Rod was showing off his 3 MVP Awards, like a 6th Grade Girl would(In His Case), with Derek in the room:

Then Derek decided to show "Hooray For Me-Rod", something "Hey It's Me-Rod", doesn't have, namely 4 WS Rings, from 1996 to 2000. A-Rod was perturbed by this;

Then, Derek, full of Bravado, drops his pants & shows his "jewel" & says "Despite 3 MVP Awards & a mother lode of money, you'll ALWAYS BE One of these";

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens