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What Happened at The MLB 4PM Non Waiver Trade Deadline

Omar Minaya went on the 15 Day DL. He sprained his hands after Sitting on Them.

WFAN Alert: NY Times is reporting that Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz and former teammate Manny Ramirez are said to be on the 2003 MLB Doping List.

WBZ Red Sox Alert: New York Times reports Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz on 2003 steroids list. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for updates.

The Latest From Omar Minaya

In firing one Antonio Bernazard, Minaya, a Jackass, said some off the cuff comment about Adam Rubin, a NY Daily News Writer, because Rubin called for Tony Bernazard's Head. Minaya(The Liya) then made some disparaging remark about Mr Adam Rubin, accusing him of looking for a job in the Mets Organization.

I'm waiting for Minaya to accuse the following bloggers of something:

Accusing The Omnipotent Q of expropriating the letter Q from the MTA for his own personal use;

Accuse Ross Mac Duncan of sneaking onto the Shea Stadium Field at age 16;

And other assorted, asinine brilliance from Omar;

The Pez Report

WFAN Alert: SI.com / WFAN's Jon Heyman is reporting that the Mets have fired Tony Bernazard. WFAN to broadcast press conference at 3:30PM.

Chapter 7 of ''The BEANO Murders'' to be completed sometime later today. Book to be pub by Thurs.

Game ended. Red Sox lost.
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BAL:6
BOS:2
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Ollie Perez can,t shit and chew gum at the same time-lol.

WBZ Red Sox Alert: Report: Pirates trade 1B Adam LaRoche To Red Sox. Visit wbztv.com for updates.

Game ended. Mets lost.
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NYM:1
ATL:7
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Game ended. Mets won!
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NYM:5
ATL:1
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Thanks Fer Nuthin', FAWX

The Red Sox are in Toronto playing the Jays. N E S N is on the air all over New England, except in Fairfield County, CT. Jays coverage is on C B C:

Because of a rule in the United States, a certain network called FAWX has exclusivity between 1PM and 7PM, ET, which means that Tim Mc Cavah can go on a bender over one Derek Jeter in this period. So for those of us in Red Sox Nation outside of New England, we're fawked;

Instead, the Arsecaps at FAWX will be giving us Mets at Braves. You know the Mets-they sign broken down Latino Players discovered by Omar Minaya, who's still actively pursuing the signing of Steve Carlton. Is Juan Marichal in the wings Omar?

Fawk FAWX!

The Pez Report.

The Mets continue to SUCK. Omar is a figurehead. Theo is not a figurehead. The Sox are winning. Buchholz pitched nicely.

In memorium, Walter Cronkite, the most trusted newsman in America. Amen

BREAKING NEWS FROM CBS 2 HD: CBS News legend Walter Cronkite has passed away at age 92. Go to wcbstv.com for more.

Top 10 Signs Your Watching BAD All Star Game Coverage

#10: Your Red Sox Themed Bar in Manhattan is run by an Ardent Yankee Fan;
#9: Next Guest Star on "Lost" is Jose' Reyes, heavily promoted on E S P N;
#8: Your ears bleed whenever Chris Berman thinks Chris Berman is funny;
#7: All those camera angles on FOX are Pitcher, Catcher, Batter & Jeter;
#6: All those all time high calls to Suicide Hot Lines, whenever Tim Mc Carver says anything;
#5: All those Long Island North Shore Princesses whining about nothing on WFAN, simulcasted on FOX;
#4: Buck and Mc Carver go on for 7 Innings whining about Manny Ramirez' Hair;
#3: You run to bathroom to avoid Joe Morgan talking about himself;
#2: ESPN Radio's Play By Play Man is Michael Kay;
#1: Steve Phillips gives his opinion-you shout "Who Gives A Flying F---"

Game ended. Yankees lost.
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NYY:8
LAA:14
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Preview-Chapter 1-"The BEANO Murders"

Prologue

A television set was on, with a political advertisement. Mayoral Candidate and City Attorney Grenfell Marstern was the star of this blurb in the 6:30pm time slot on TV 25. Marstern, a crusading politico, was showing how people were being protected, as the blurb showed the quick action he had taken against a wine shop in Alston-Brighton, for posting a sign reading ''Drink red wine to your health.''

Over at the Mayor's Office of Licenses, Ivan Yevot, Chief Investigator of Licenses, was watching the ad he helped produce. Ivan is also one of the leading campaign aides for Marstern. Ivan, a bespecled man in his 50s, lives with his parents in a condominium in Back Bay along Boylston Street. His parents are owners of a Boston communications giant, Harborbay Wireless, the official electronic device supplier to Boston's Municipal Services.
Ivan, an only child, doesn't have any social skills. He has a fetish for blonde women and mocks Asian women. He often disappears into his ''Library''(bathroom) with sex magazines, in order to pleasure himself. On coffee breaks, he ogles blonde women, one of whom slapped his face, after which he was heard muttering ''My library is a lot safer'', where he then went & did his thing. Sometimes he rides around Chinatown by South Station, looking out for beautiful Asian women, preferably Chinese women, and hollers ''Sucky-Fucky G. I.'', in order to get his jollies & laughing about it.

Veronica Mc Dermott from Dorchester, a Senior Investigator with the Bureau of Licenses, was writing reports on her findings of an unlawfully conducted Midnight BEANO Game at a hall in Roxbury, run by ''Friends of Yeshiva Yehuda Friedman.'' She's rather-intuitive since why would a game be held at Midnight, Sunday Morning. She had issued a violation order for an unlicensed game and for violation of the statute forbidding Midnight games. There was also something most people didn't know. She discovered that Grenfell Marstern's Cousin was the organizer of these games.
Veronica contacted the Union of Orthodox Jewish Congregations to inquire about the existence of the school in Massachusetts, as Massachusetts Lottery Law only allows for New England Based organizations to be licensed for BEANO. Her e-mail directed her to the official website, which showed that no such school even existed anywhere in New England. She then contacted Marstern's Cousin by phone. In the conversation, Cousin Bernie revealed that this was done on behalf of Rabbis David and Baruch Bernstein, whose school is located in the Williamsburgh Section of Brooklyn, NY. She was scheduled to meet with the Boston Police Vice Unit, with the leading investigator, Detective 1st Grade Paul ''Southie'' O'Brien, who was the one who discovered much of the morass that BEANO had become, with legitimate organizations being replaced by fraudulently-created paper.

At 0930, Veronica, or ''Ronnie'' as she preferred to be called, met with Detective O'Brien at a coffee shop in Copley Square. Ronnie was also Southie's Amica. Both were exchanging information on the games, when she revealed the conversation she had with Marstern's Cousin Bernie:
''Grenfell Marstern's Cousin Bernie is running games for Friends of Yeshiva Yehuda Friedman. He's running them for 2 Rabbis named Bernstein. They're from a place called Williamsburgh, Brooklyn'';
Southie then remarked ''It's a land of mystery south of Broadway, by a bridge, where you have to have a knowledge of Yiddish in order to make it there. I was born in Brooklyn and moved up here when I was 8'';
Ronnie mentioned that violations were served on this outfit. She also mentioned that Ivan Yevot changed the hearing time and date without her knowledge, in order to get the summonses dismissed. O'Brien said ''Yevot is too busy on knee pads for Marstern, covering up all his dirty little secrets. Funny thing is that Yevot is dressed in a Nazi SS Uniform on his Facebook page & hates Jews. He's a fuckin' jerk.'' Ronnie then revealed that on a Bazaar detail, she had issued several violations only to be jumped by the organizer, a local thug who runs a local development corporation. Yevot demanded that she apologise to the thug, even though she suffered a nasty sprained ankle. He mentioned that to apologize will benefit ''The Team''. Southie cracked that ''team'' has ''At Me'' embedded in the word, and Yevot and the thug are members of the same political club in Back Bay, often sharing tickets in the Coca Cola Corner at Fenway Park.
O'Brien ''See you Sunday for Mass and Breakfast.'' He and Ronnie embraced and kissed tenderly. Ronnie returned to her office.

Yevot announced to Ronnie that the change of hearings was done to protect the City of Boston from embarassment and scandal. Then he spoke in a hushed, threatening tone, ''This investigation can cost you big time. I can have you fucked out of a promotion. I can get people to lie about you and ruin your reputation. The people won't believe you. They will believe me. I can have you broken. I'm that well-connected.''
Ronnie started to weep. Yevot made an entry in his dossier, remarking that ''Mc Dermott is mentally-unstable. As far as I'm concerned, she suffered a nervous breakdown''.
Southie got a call from a sobbing Ronnie over this behavior by Yevot. Southie called Yevot with ''You've got the biggest conflict of interest in this town covering for Marstern, burying his relatives violations. You should quit while you're ahead, you asshole'' & hung up.

2200 hours-the phone rings at Southie's pad in Dorchester. P.O. Lafferty tells Southie to come to Park Street Station on the ''T'' Red Line. Lafferty called it ''A horrible accident. A woman was shoved to her death in front of an outbound Red Line train headed to Ashmont''.
Southie arrived at the Park Street station entrance. A body in body bag was on the sidewalk. Southie was shown the face of the victim. Southie, never known for emotion, never cried so hard in his life. Ronnie was taken away from him. It was going to be a long night for Southie.

You can catch me on Twitter for my rants. You can catch me on examiner.com, where I'll have an essay tonight about vendettas & how it effects one.

There's nothing left in the Mets tank. Thanks4nothin, JEFFY.

Game ended. Mets lost.
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LAD:11
NYM:2
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Game ended. Red Sox lost.
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Stick a fork in the METS-DONE!

Game ended. Red Sox won!
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OAK:2
BOS:5
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The Wilpons are destroying the Mets, treating them as if it was a version of ''Springtime For Hitler''.

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Game ended. Mets lost.
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Rain Delay-71 Minutes Then F-A-R-T, Fart Fart Fart In A Citi Field Elevator

10-1, the 11-10, ten runs in 7th & 8th Inning by the Orioles in Fenway South(Camden Yards);

Fartathon;

HOW?

Did Eric Gagne' return, assuming Masterson's Body;

The Pez Report

WTF was THAT?