Top 10 Signs Your Watching BAD All Star Game Coverage

#10: Your Red Sox Themed Bar in Manhattan is run by an Ardent Yankee Fan;
#9: Next Guest Star on "Lost" is Jose' Reyes, heavily promoted on E S P N;
#8: Your ears bleed whenever Chris Berman thinks Chris Berman is funny;
#7: All those camera angles on FOX are Pitcher, Catcher, Batter & Jeter;
#6: All those all time high calls to Suicide Hot Lines, whenever Tim Mc Carver says anything;
#5: All those Long Island North Shore Princesses whining about nothing on WFAN, simulcasted on FOX;
#4: Buck and Mc Carver go on for 7 Innings whining about Manny Ramirez' Hair;
#3: You run to bathroom to avoid Joe Morgan talking about himself;
#2: ESPN Radio's Play By Play Man is Michael Kay;
#1: Steve Phillips gives his opinion-you shout "Who Gives A Flying F---"