A Woodhaven Born Dude Did The Right Thing

John Lannan defeated The Yankmes 3-2, this evening:

Born in Woodhaven, Queens, he grew up in Long Beach, in Nassau County;

The Yankmes lost 3-2/ Adam Dunn homered to a very deep part of New Yankee Stadium;

Nice to Know;

The Pez Report

Mets Take It 4-2 In Season Series Vs Skankees

With final score of 3-1 Mets. Carlos Delgado homered in this event. INTERLEAGUE is over. Mets take Season Series, 4-2.

Watching 2 Games @ Once

Watching Red Sox @ Houston Astros on NESN, while, on FOX, with the sound off, lest Mc Carver might say something utterly-idiotic, or something about Derek Jeter. Mr. Mike Lowell, has doubled. Mr David Wright homered down the LF Line @ Shea Stadium, cutting the Yankee Lead to 3-2. Meanwhile, Sox-Astros tied @ 0 0 going to the bottom of the 2nd.

The 2 Ballpark 30 Run Doubleheader

It was an all day affair, with The NY Mets and 3 Homers off an assortment of Yankee "Pitchers", to use that term, lightly, in The Toilet in The Bronx. The Mets actually swept the Yankees in The Toilet. It was 15-6:

Something will be said about Jose' Reyes-get your head out of your arse at Shea Stadium;

The ONLY Reason Pedro Martinez will hit a batter, now, is because he's hurting. He is NOT the same Pedro from years ago. He looked rather uncomfortable;

If you can't beat that Oversized Waste, Sidney Ponson, your season is in trouble;

Oh, Well, 3:55PM can't come soon enough for me;

Later, Gators;

It's Santana vs Roger's Main Squeeze, Pettite

This Afternoon @ 3:55PM-ET

The El-Subway Series continues at Shea Stadium(The Dump):

1st TV Shot is Buck And The Baboon;

Inevitable talk about a Shortstop named after a Hockey Player;

Then, the Baboon will wail on ceaselessly about Willie Randolph's Canning, his own canning by the Wilpons, then there will be hundreds of shots of that Shortstop named for a Hockey Player;

In short, it'll be an afternoon of rages;

The Network is FOX;

Barf!

Later, Gators!

A Little After 8PM-ET, The Action Switches To Shea Stadium

& it'll be a different atmosphere, as the chant of "Gay-rod" and "Jeter Swallows" will fill the evening air. The Yankees will think they're @ Fenway Park. In short, it'll be a funny and fun night.

The Yankees Have NEVER Done This Before

Lose all of their Home Games in "The Toilet" to the NY Mets. & the NY Mets have triumphed by the score of 15 to 6. It may be a precursor to Yankees Fate in September.