This Afternoon @ 3:55PM-ET

The El-Subway Series continues at Shea Stadium(The Dump):

1st TV Shot is Buck And The Baboon;

Inevitable talk about a Shortstop named after a Hockey Player;

Then, the Baboon will wail on ceaselessly about Willie Randolph's Canning, his own canning by the Wilpons, then there will be hundreds of shots of that Shortstop named for a Hockey Player;

In short, it'll be an afternoon of rages;

The Network is FOX;

Barf!

Later, Gators!