Manny Must've Stopped Taking Zipadapadolimine-He's 8 For 13

And Manny homered into the Left Field Pavilion("Mannyville" in the Words Of The Venerable Vincent Scully) in Dodger Stadium in Chavez Ravine, for 436 Feet, as The Dodgers trounced Arizona, 9-3:

A friend and I, watched on M L B Extra Innings, the Dodgers Television Feed, Vincent Scully as our narrator of the game. Scully, BTW, works alone on TV;

Manny Ramirez really looks happy in his new digs. He's 8 For 13 over this weekend;

I wonder if Manny and Joe Torre are enjoying some Green Tea? It must be working;

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Scott Boras- Pimp-You Should "GFY"

The Ultimate Players' "Pimp", Scott Boras, played a role in the latest "Manny" Outburst:

Click on the title to read Gordon Estes Story;

And Bor-ASS, you can go f--- yourself;

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THIS Guy Is Infatuated With THIS Guy

Question? Where will Manny Hide in Shea Stadium, Omar?

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How To Modify Manny's Behavior

Put salt on his huge lollipop:

Put melted Ex-Lax in his coffee;

Sit him between Buck and Mc Carver for a whole game;

That would get him going;

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Potential Dart Board In Red Sox Themed Bars

It Would Go Nicely with The A-Rod Dart Boards:

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MMXII-Manny? GFY

In the words of that Sage from North Billerica, MA, He known as "Fitzy", The Ultimate Boston Sports Fan, who led Pats Nation in mourning on CBS4-WBZ-TV, his catch phrase with the intials "GFY", applies to One Manuel Aristedes Ramirez, formerly from Washington Heights, an Upper Manhattan Neighborhood, close to a Bridge, leading to New Jersey:

"GFY", in this case, does not mean "Good For You";

Memorable Manny Moments;

2001-Homers into LF Bleachers in Yankee Stadium II(Or is it Yankee Stadium IV? I think it's actually IV for people who know something about the Site). Ball rolled down an entrance;

2004-WS Championship-Manny is MVP Of The World Series;

2005-Manny demands a trade and rescinds his demands;

2006-Is Hurt and demands a trade;

2008-Gets ejected at April 20th Game for arguing 3rd Strike Call(Thanks, Moron, as the Sox won without you. I came in from Queens to watch this);

2008-Stood there like a d--- not moving bat off shoulders at Yankee Stadium II(IV?);

2008-Bowed out with Sore Knee vs Yankees at Fenway(D---);

2008-In Wild Argument with Youk in dugout;

2008-Shoves Road Secretary on Ground over tickets(Double D---weed);

2008-Bows out of Yankees Series with "Sore Knee"(What are you doing? Sharing Madonna with A-Rod, you A--h-le?);

Is it a Midlife Crisis? Do you have a yeast infection that you don't want to talk about? Are you some kind of f---ing moron?

You NEED a Good Swift Kick in the arse, like the ones I often want to give Julio Lugo, or on occasion, Jose' Reyes;

Manny? You need to "Go F--- Yourself". Capisce?

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Manny & The Red Sox-MDXCV

Will be playing an exhibition match at the Pequot Indian Tribe-Owned "Foxwoods" Casino & Entertainment Center:

Manny gets all upset realizing that this is code for playing the Yankees;

Manny complains that he thinks this is "Really Bad that I'll be on the bench, sitting in the TV Booth next to 2 Airheads. Joe Buck? Why he blew a kiss to the crowd & fell in love with his own hand & threatened to be around until the 2013 Season, making people all bored & sad. Then that Dopey Dude, with Red Hair Dye #2, whose Dye will turn anyone within 300 feet of him, Tim Mc Carver into a Space Alien Zombie, will be telling people that I don't play left field as good as that guy with the 4th Grade Girl's Arm, that Nitwit Demon, whose IQ is as low as a Pumpkin & at least 17 mentions of Derek Jeter, will drive me and others to Harry Caray, you know that Japanese Dude, who's worshipped as the god of Self Killing";

A Spokesman for FOX Sports, declined comment, though calling Manny's Rant, "An Excess In Idiocy";

Red Sox GM, Theo Epstein, tried to convince Manny that he was only going to the Indian Tribe's Casino to play the Yankees;

On TBS, Skip & Chip Caray, declined comment, stating that they, like Father & Grandfather, are of Italian Descent;

Manny saw a picture of The Tribal Board of The Pequot Nation, recognized them as guys he grew up with in Upper Manhattan's Washington Heights Section & recalled "Hey, I played ball with them & hung out with them @ the KFC @ West 172nd Street & B'way and they ain't no Indian Tribe. They're a religious order, man, known as Dominicans, who own this place for charitable works, after they take off the top revenue for living expenses in their mansions in Florida, NJ & CT";

In Rome, a spokesman for The Order Of Preachers Of St Dominic, Fra' Giovanni Diavuolo, commented "How did a Bunch of Idiots like this, win the 2004 World Series. This guy, Manny, is a complete manifestation of an utter moron, not unlike Hank Steinbrenner, We take a vow of Poverty, Chastity, & Obedience. We have NOTHING in Common with those gentlemen in Upper Manhattan, who're just a bunch of high rollers with fancy homes in 3 states";

The NYPD Manhattan North Detective Unit had recently announced that the "Indian Tribe-Religious Order" was under investigation for various Money-Laundering Schemes, as well as Manny being investigated for an IQ of a Celery Stalk.