Manny & The Red Sox-MDXCV
Will be playing an exhibition match at the Pequot Indian Tribe-Owned "Foxwoods" Casino & Entertainment Center:
Manny gets all upset realizing that this is code for playing the Yankees;
Manny complains that he thinks this is "Really Bad that I'll be on the bench, sitting in the TV Booth next to 2 Airheads. Joe Buck? Why he blew a kiss to the crowd & fell in love with his own hand & threatened to be around until the 2013 Season, making people all bored & sad. Then that Dopey Dude, with Red Hair Dye #2, whose Dye will turn anyone within 300 feet of him, Tim Mc Carver into a Space Alien Zombie, will be telling people that I don't play left field as good as that guy with the 4th Grade Girl's Arm, that Nitwit Demon, whose IQ is as low as a Pumpkin & at least 17 mentions of Derek Jeter, will drive me and others to Harry Caray, you know that Japanese Dude, who's worshipped as the god of Self Killing";
A Spokesman for FOX Sports, declined comment, though calling Manny's Rant, "An Excess In Idiocy";
Red Sox GM, Theo Epstein, tried to convince Manny that he was only going to the Indian Tribe's Casino to play the Yankees;
On TBS, Skip & Chip Caray, declined comment, stating that they, like Father & Grandfather, are of Italian Descent;
Manny saw a picture of The Tribal Board of The Pequot Nation, recognized them as guys he grew up with in Upper Manhattan's Washington Heights Section & recalled "Hey, I played ball with them & hung out with them @ the KFC @ West 172nd Street & B'way and they ain't no Indian Tribe. They're a religious order, man, known as Dominicans, who own this place for charitable works, after they take off the top revenue for living expenses in their mansions in Florida, NJ & CT";
In Rome, a spokesman for The Order Of Preachers Of St Dominic, Fra' Giovanni Diavuolo, commented "How did a Bunch of Idiots like this, win the 2004 World Series. This guy, Manny, is a complete manifestation of an utter moron, not unlike Hank Steinbrenner, We take a vow of Poverty, Chastity, & Obedience. We have NOTHING in Common with those gentlemen in Upper Manhattan, who're just a bunch of high rollers with fancy homes in 3 states";
The NYPD Manhattan North Detective Unit had recently announced that the "Indian Tribe-Religious Order" was under investigation for various Money-Laundering Schemes, as well as Manny being investigated for an IQ of a Celery Stalk.
Manny gets all upset realizing that this is code for playing the Yankees;
Manny complains that he thinks this is "Really Bad that I'll be on the bench, sitting in the TV Booth next to 2 Airheads. Joe Buck? Why he blew a kiss to the crowd & fell in love with his own hand & threatened to be around until the 2013 Season, making people all bored & sad. Then that Dopey Dude, with Red Hair Dye #2, whose Dye will turn anyone within 300 feet of him, Tim Mc Carver into a Space Alien Zombie, will be telling people that I don't play left field as good as that guy with the 4th Grade Girl's Arm, that Nitwit Demon, whose IQ is as low as a Pumpkin & at least 17 mentions of Derek Jeter, will drive me and others to Harry Caray, you know that Japanese Dude, who's worshipped as the god of Self Killing";
A Spokesman for FOX Sports, declined comment, though calling Manny's Rant, "An Excess In Idiocy";
Red Sox GM, Theo Epstein, tried to convince Manny that he was only going to the Indian Tribe's Casino to play the Yankees;
On TBS, Skip & Chip Caray, declined comment, stating that they, like Father & Grandfather, are of Italian Descent;
Manny saw a picture of The Tribal Board of The Pequot Nation, recognized them as guys he grew up with in Upper Manhattan's Washington Heights Section & recalled "Hey, I played ball with them & hung out with them @ the KFC @ West 172nd Street & B'way and they ain't no Indian Tribe. They're a religious order, man, known as Dominicans, who own this place for charitable works, after they take off the top revenue for living expenses in their mansions in Florida, NJ & CT";
In Rome, a spokesman for The Order Of Preachers Of St Dominic, Fra' Giovanni Diavuolo, commented "How did a Bunch of Idiots like this, win the 2004 World Series. This guy, Manny, is a complete manifestation of an utter moron, not unlike Hank Steinbrenner, We take a vow of Poverty, Chastity, & Obedience. We have NOTHING in Common with those gentlemen in Upper Manhattan, who're just a bunch of high rollers with fancy homes in 3 states";
The NYPD Manhattan North Detective Unit had recently announced that the "Indian Tribe-Religious Order" was under investigation for various Money-Laundering Schemes, as well as Manny being investigated for an IQ of a Celery Stalk.
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