The Riv List '10

It is that time of Year Again. It’s Time for the old standard standby at Professor Thom’s in The East Village. It’s time for “The List” where every name is preceded by “The F Word” & I don’t mean FUDGE. It’s Time for “The Riviera List”:

F--- The Riviera, home of Red Sox Apostates;

F--- Michael Kay;

F--- Suzyn Waldman;

F--- Jeter(He Might Like It)

F--- A-Rod(He would like it);

F--- John Sterling(Well, Obviously)

F--- Clemens(Obviously)

F--- Mc Gwire(Mark)

F--- Kazmarek(as Always)

F--- Sertell(Riv’s GM)

F--- Buck;

F--- Mc Cavah;

F--- FOX Sports;

F--- Freddie;
F--- Jeffy;

F--- Johnny Damon;

F--- Nick Johnson;

F--- Giambi;

F--- Barry Bonds;

F--- BALCO;

F--- Dan Shaugnessy;

F--- Al Leiter

F--- Ochocinco

F--- The F---ing Riviera

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Note-The "F" Word precedes The Character mentioned. This is The Yankees Edition, though others are on the list:

F--- The Yankees;

F--- Jeter(He Might Like It);

F--- A-Rod(He Really Likes it);

F--- Clemens(So What Else is New);

F--- Texiera(Money);

F--- Hank Steinbrenner;

F--- Hal Steinbrenner;

F--- Ca$hman The GM;

F--- Bucky Dent(As Always, Captain Pop Fly In The Wind);

F--- "Hip, Hip, Jorge'" Posada;

F--- Jose' Molina;

F--- Michael Kay;

F--- Al Leiter;

F--- John Sterling(Well, Obviously);

F--- Suzyn Waldman("Roger Clemens Is In My BAWX"-I Call That Desperation);

From FOX Sports;

F--- Buck;

F--- Mc Cavah;

F--- Myers;

F--- Rosenthal;

From E S P N;

F--- HOF Morgan;

F--- Phillips(George Costanza Is Better Than You Are);

From The UNLAMENTED Riviera Bar And Sports Cafe' At 7th Avenue South and West 4th Street;

F--- Sertell, GM and Yankees Fan;

F--- Tabachka(Partner);

F--- The Rivi-f---in-era, in general;

F--- Brennan(A Partner);

AND, AS ALWAYS, F--- F---ing Kazmerzcyk(Pronounced as Kazmarek), F--- Him;

From The Queens Baseball Company, a Division of Sterling Equities;

F--- Freddie;

F--- JEFFY;

F--- Omar The Putz;

From The L A Dodgers;

F--- Left Fielder, #99, For His Antics of "Manny Being Manny", Manny Ramirez;

YOUR Latest 2009 "Riviera List";

For REAL Red Sox Pubs in NYC, I HEARTILY Recommend;

(A) Professor Thom's, at 219 2nd Avenue, between East 13th and East 14th Streets, in The East Village, for that "Cask N Flagon" Experience;

(B) The Hairy Monk, at East 25th Street and 3rd Avenue, in the Murray Hill-Gramercy Park Area of Manhattan;

Enjoy;

Pez!

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The Special Red Sox Edition Of The Riviera List

These 3 People deserve your UTTER-Ridicule, because of their actions. The "F" Word and I don't mean Fudge, precedes their names:

F--k Manny Ramirez-Remember when you got ejected on a Called 3rd Strike on April 20th? Well, D--khead, I came up from here in Queens, and watched you get tossed. Remember NOT Taking The Bat Off your shoulders when Mariano Rivera Pitched? You pissed a lot of us off with that move. Your "Manny Being Manny" Act is not funny, anymore;

F--k Eric Gagne'-You had all of the Effectiveness of Scott Schowenweiss(NOT), when you appeared in games, as a World Class ARSONIST. You have blown leads up the kazoo. It was FRIGHTENING. ONLY Omar Minaya could see you as talent;

F--k Johnny Damon-With a 5th Grade Girl's Arm, you went to THE Yankees?
THE YANKEES? LOSER!

Later! And F--k The Riviera!

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Note: The Censored "F" Word, precedes all names listed here;

F--- Jeffy Wilpon(Snake);

F--- Manny Ramirez for being a TOTAL a--wipe;

F--- A-Rod(Kabbalah, my arse-you just want to put your prized pork into Madonna);

F--- Madonna(Who Hasn't);

F--- Jeter;

F--- Clemens;

F--- DFYankees;

F--- Eric Gagne'(For Reasons of Last Year);

F--- Kazmerzcyk(As Always);

F--- Sertell(A--wipe and Yankee Fan GM of The Riviera);

F--- Omar Minaya(Clueless A--hole GM of The Wilpons);

F--- Freddie Wilpon(Blocking Doubleday and Conspiracy);

F--- Sol Katz(Freddie's Bro In Law);

F--- NHK Producer Marc Wilpon(Freddie's Son and Jeffy's Brother);

F--- Mc Cavah(Pettite belongs in the HOF?);

F--- Buck(Bad Influence on Mc Cavah;

F--- The CHB;

F--- "Holocost-No Hitter Scholar" Michael Kay;

F--- The Food Poisoning HQ of Red Sox Nation, The Riviera;

And last but not least, F--- Suzyn Waldman(If Clemens hasn't already done that);

It's The Latest List-another one will be coming;

Later!