MCMXIX-In Between Raindrops, Shots Of Jeter & Commentary By Uninterested Joe & The Braying Baboon, A Tight Pitchers' Duel Was Waged

I was amazed. There were 7 plunkings of batters, tying an MLB Record. Manny Ramirez was plunked 3 times, setting a new MLB Record, according to Uninterested Joe Buck, on the "MLB ON FOX" Telecast. Just how many times can "The Guy With Red Hair Dye", oft-referred to here as "The Red Dyed Baboon", the One & Only Tim Mc Carver, keep referring to Mariano Rivera and "That Excellent Gait of His", before objects are thrown @ the television sets in "Professor Thom's"?

Something Strange from Uninterested Joe Buck, that Blonde-Highlighted Dickweed-Click on The Title Above(Thanks To Steve Keane from "Kranepool Society");

2-1 Yankees and Mike Mussina pitched an excellent Game;

So did the Kid, Justin Masterson, though he was a bit wild in the 6th Inning;

Unfortunately, V-Tek is in a Massive Slump, batting wise. I think he needs a couple of days off;

Julio Lugo, he of 16 MLB-Leading Errors, is no Ty Cobb at the plate. He needs a good ankle hang from either the Green Monster, or from the Verazzano Bridge, which ever is higher, to get him to think;

Mariano got wild, plunking 2 and walking one, including Manny Ramirez and Youkilis, but faced V-Tek, Crisp and The Ever Useless Lugo;

Oh, Well-Later!