Zipadapadolimine Should Go Over Well With The Socialized Medicine In Canada

Think about this, Citizens Of The US Of A:

That Canadians actually will head to the US of A, if they need medical treatment;

There are waiting lists for certain Surgical Procedures in Canada;

If you're a Citizen of The US Of A AND you get sick in Canada, the 1st thing that Canadian Hospitals ask for is your Credit or Debit Card, not your Blue Cross or G H I Card;

Their Doctors are heading in Numbers to the US of A, to freely-practice Medicine, without financial constraints;

Canadians are taxed up the Wazoo, for "Free" Medical Care;

There's no such thing as "A Free Beer, Eh";

And, for Awhile, E W T N was kept off Canadian Cable and Satellite TV-Not Good, Eh;

ANYONE for "Little Mosque On The Prairie" Reruns, Eh;

AND you thought that NY and MA were "Peoples' Republics?

You haven't seen anything until you cross that Northern Border;

That is a Protectionist Country-So Much For NAFTA, Eh;

It's a Nation where you may not criticize any Protected Group;

BUT, you are free to criticize the Lead Broadcast Team of Buck and Mc Carver on FOX, as neither gentleman are Canadians. God help you if you goof on Mr Mansbridge on CBC;

Later, Eh!

The Only Thing Missing From The Canadian Flag Is A Hammer And Sickle

In each Canadian Province, there's a So-Called Government Commission called The Human Rights Commission. It's also on the Federal Level, out of Ottawa:

I have an admission to make, since I do originate in the Borough and County Of Queens, in The City Of New York, having been born in 1955 in the County of Kings also called the Borough of Brooklyn;

Our Television and Radio Networks, tended to be under private ownership or stock ownership. When I had gone into Canada in 1963, for the 1st time, at the age of 8, it was to Quebec, I had gone. Sure, it was across the border from the USA, but there was something a wee bit strange;

It was called CBC and it's owned by the Canadian Government, as is the case, today. Only in those days, CBC tended to run American TV Shows a few days to a week ahead of the Networks down here. Today, Canadian Content is much-stronger;

Perhaps, as in Politically-Correct, or as my Brother 4th Degree Sir Knight Of Columbus says "Pure Crap."

It was on NBC in this Country, where Laura Ingalis Wilder's story, "Little House On The Prairie", was a prime time staple;

CBC, in full flowing PC, comes up with a show about a Moslem Family in the Prairie Provinces, called "Little Mosque On The Prairie", a comedy about a Mohammedan Family, adjusting to life in Canada;

Now, let's suppose I criticize the show, comparing the show to the NY Yankees, by stating that both the NY Yankees and the Show, both suck. Will I get a threatening letter from one of these Barrister Full Employment Commissions?

Like Will Shakespeare once quipped, "Let's kill all the barristers" or something to that effect, will comparing barristers with white sharks, cause the barrister profession to live up to the white shark reputation?

Like my friend Fitzy, The Ultimate Boston Sports Fan would say to these Censors, a hearty "GFY", and it doesn't mean "Good For You";

Later, Eh, Hosers!(Credits-Bob and Doug Mac Kenzie)