JEFFY? You Need to GFY

At Professor Thoms', we have "The Riviera List". This is where every name is preceded by the "F" Word:

F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--K Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy. F--k Jeffy & so on;

Tim Redding? On what kind of drugs are you on, Jeffy! People are realizing that Omar Mif--kingimaya isn't the GM except in name only, because your running the latest attempt to set up Jerry Manuel, in the attempt to name Manny Acta as Mgr of this version of the Latin Kings. You had Willie Randolph set up because he supposedly beat you out of $.55(Price of Rheingold at Shea Stadium in 1969);

You're running a 5th World Franchise. You encourage Farting in a $iti Field Elevator. You're a F--king a--h-l-. Fans call you an a--h-l- and f--king retard. ONLY YOU can turn Mets Fans into Yankee Fans;

The Metspos-I remember that you were a draft choice of the Montreal Expos, who you've patterned the Mets after. Sell, Jeffy, Sell, both You & your Old Man;

You need to GFY, just like Fitzy says;

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