KK Was Sharp-Dice K Was As Sharp As Omar Minaya, Which Is NOT Saying Much

Kenshin Kakawaka was very sharp, as the Atlanta Braves rolled over The Red Sox at The Fens, 8-2:

Dice K was as sharp as Steve Trachsel(& as Slow), in giving up 6 runs in 4 1/3 Innings. Dice-K was as sharp as that trade Minaya made for Luis Castillo. His 2nd pitch to Nate Mc Louth, landed in the Bullpen. It was a Night Of Intense Sucktitude, with Scott Boras laughing all the way to the Bank, as "Agent To The Stars";

Is it my imagination or is that Japanese Baseball Stars aren't all that hot after 3 Years, especially Pitchers:

Pap? Please S T F U,& cut all that Yankees Talk- You're making us Nuts;

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