From "Sophocles Of The Diamond"

"Shea was old when it was new and Old Yankee Stadium, never got old":

"The last time the Giants had a runner on was in the 4th Inning with Youkilis";

" I think Youkilis would make a good #8 Hitter with the pitcher's spot due up";

"I believe that Alex Rodriguez may be responsible for Global Warming";

Tomorrow, Sophocles will be on FOX, from $iti Field/Mets vs Rays;

I'm not going to mention Tim Mc Carver's Name(Wait, I just did);

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