Child At Class Story Time

It was class story time. It was about how fathers earn a living. One child said her father was a Detective. Another said that the father was a Sanitation Man:

Little Johnny told the class that his father was an exotic dancer in a gay bath house. He said that his father would dance and do lewd things;

His teacher called him out into the hall. The teacher asked him just what is the problem & what does the father do for a living;

Johnny agreed to tell the class the truth. He told them, ashamedly, that "My Dad works for the NY Mets. You see, he's their General Manager";

To which a child, whose last name starts with a Q, cracked "And He's a Big, Fat Idiot & a Clueless Putz"

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