WHY It's So Much Fun Being A Boston Red Sox Fan Here In The 5 Boroughs

Maybe, it's really a part of New York where you can be anything you want to be:

Our Pubs may be open until 4:00AM(Boston's Latest Closing time is 2:00AM);

Our Subways run 24/7, though the service does suck, shortly after 12:00M;

You're the Guy or Gal, people go to for Subway Directions to Brooklyn;

We call Yankee Stadium by its informal name, "The Toilet";

We call Fenway Park Home and Citi Field, a great place;

Our Fans have some understanding that Mets Ownership/Management are a bunch of Clueless Putzes(Got that, JEFFY? They'll NEVER Win w/you around);

Lovely, University Educated Ladies want to associate with you;

Tim Mc Carver is NOT an Intellectual;

Joe Buck is a self-centered Twit;

The YES Network is called either "Yankees Entertainment Sucks" or North Korean Television;

It's your style;

Besides, many people wearing NY Yankees Caps are tourists, anyway & not REAL Baseball Fans;

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