From Two Of My Spies At $iti Field

This should come as no shock. Minaya made some good deals to get the Mets to be competetive. He hired a Good Man with Willie Randolph:

Unfortunately, Jeffy Wilpon(That Putz), despised Willie with a Passion because of a Contract Extension, so Jeffy The Putz wanted Willie out in the Worst Way. Minaya's Talent Evaluator was turned into Jeffy's Clubhouse Disrupter. The Bullpen was ordered downgraded by Jeffy The Putz, so he could get even with Randolph. The Plot worked so well that the team blew it on the last day of the Season;

It was a page out of Freddie Wilpon's Book of Sabotage;

The Problem is that Minaya never stands up to Jeffy The Putz, making Minaya look like a Putz;

Freddie(Bernie From Far Rockaway)Wilpon did this a lot to Steve Phillips, now a Clueless Putz on E S P N. Phillips was about to consumate a Blockbuster Trade which was approved by Doubleday. Freddie disapproved of it to get even with Doubleday;

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