Things You Will NOT Find @ Professor Thom's-A Red Sox Pub In NYC

People Who like Roger Clemens:
Manhattan Clam Chowder;
Hugs & Kisses From The Staff For Yankees Fans;
A Meeting of "Intellectuals For Tim Mc Carver";
Kazmerzcyk from "The Riviera";
People Praising "The Riviera";
People In Love With Yankees Games on YES;
Any Members of The 1986 WS Champion NY Mets, as no "Coke" is served with a spoon;
Steroids;
People who despise RemDawg