TOP 10 Signs You're Watching Bad Super Bowl Coverage

#10:The 11 Hour FOX Pre Game Show, starting @ 7AM, ET;
#09:All Those Promos For "FOX Saturday Baseball" Season Premiere;
#08:Pre Game Analysis done by Tim Mc Carver;
#07:In-Studio Special Guests are Mike Francesa & Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo & their Dissertations on "The Bottom Line";
#06:On Screen Kiss given by Ellen DeGeneres to Madonna;
#05:On Screen Kiss given by Joe Buck to Troy Aikman;
#04:Online complaints to FOX Sports Website, causes site to crash in 10 Minutes;
#03:FOX Sports Drinking Game, consists of taking a drink, for every time Suzyn Waldman says "Oh my goodness gracious, Roger Clemens is in John Mara's Bawx", Mc Carver mispronounces a polysyllabic word or mentions Derek Jeter, Joe Buck acts like a Wisearse, Terry Bradshaw puffs on a Punch Cigar, A-Rod makes an announcement that he's endorsing Blue Lip Gloss for Eskimos, or Mike & The Mad Dog mention "Bottom Line", which will leave audience to miss the game by being soused after an hour;
#02:Half Time Show Salute To "The Steroid Era" brings tears to Roger Clemens' Eyes, as he wildly proclaimed "I Never Done Taked Them Steroids";
#01:International Olympic Committee President, declares this Super Bowl, "The Worst Crap, I've Ever Seen";

Hard to Write A Funny Top 10 List when you're cold sober;

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