Top 10 Signs You're Really Watching A Bad Knights Of Columbus Free Throw Contest

#10: Rules explained by “Giant Pez” & it's on FOX;

#09: Tim Mc Carver proclaiming that “Youkilis Would Make a Good #8 Hitter with the Pitcher due up”;

#08: Contestants made dizzy & nauseous, by spinning “MLB On FOX” Logo;

#07: NY Mets Ticket Office Strong-Arming Contestants Parents into buying Full Season Tickets @ Citi Field for 2009;

#06: Local Comedian, brought in to entertain parents between rounds, is known as “The Thief Of Bad Gags”;

#05: The Cackling Laughter you hear is from ESPN Radio Booth, when Suzyn Waldman makes her "O My Goodness Gracious" comment;

#04: Overage Female Contestant celebrates by buying a round @ Known Boston Red Sox Bar in Manhattan, “The Hairy Monk”;

#03: Contest Chairman, holding basketball, gets ball slapped out of his hands by A-Rod;

#02: Winning 14 Boys Contestant boasts that his personal trainer, also worked for Roger Clemens;

#01: All Those Contestants & Their Parents, who were listed in "The Mitchell Report";

From The Home Office @ Professor Thom's In The East Village;

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